*SNORT*

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>Woooow! How was I supposed to know not to scratch my chin? Bugged hidden blade mechanics! Thanks Kojima!

BASED AF

disgusting subhuman

This is DSP's new girlfriend.

You're supposed to put your wrinkled shirts in the dryer for 15 mins before you wear them.

*BRAAAAAP*

calm down brad pitt

haha fucking this. what the fuck phil.

>tfw have never owned or used a dryer before

What's it like my friend?

GIRL SHAKE DAT BRAPPY BRAPPY
DAT BRAPPY BRAPPY
SHAKE DAT BRAPPY BRAPPY
DAT BRAPPY BRAPPY

i'm not talking about his looks.

*inhales*

how does this piece of shit get gfs

Are goals like this allowed on Patreon?

Bugged neet mechanics

I need that money I really do

AND THE BOTTOM LINE IS

haha virgin fag

Only of you pull out a sufficient number of stops

>Claims he has no money to spend
>Bought new Christmas decorations because he didn't want to use the ones he got with Leana
>Bought new decorations for his yard because his new girlfriend picked them out
>Buys Blu-Rays instead of just torrenting movies
>Buys games digitally instead of being smart and buying them in-store cheaper
>Bought a new car because the salesman said "it's a buyer's market for cars right now"
>Bought a lot of alcohol for "streaming"
>Buys takeout all the time

Is Phil an idiot or a con artist?

He pays them

No but just like Twitch as long as they're getting their cut they'll pretend not to notice.

>Bugged responsibility mechanics

It’s pretty clear he has no clue on how to budget himself.

both

>wash my blanket
>dry it in the dryer
>comes out hot
>cover myself in the cold winter
It's pretty comfy

Con artist. Phil makes a lot more money than people think. He also gets his groceries from specialized shops. The dude is doing fine. He plays the pathetic part every now and then so people don't stop giving him more money.

What the fuck

Has anyone ever wanted to play a game he's done a playthrough of just because you know you would do a lot better than he would?

I've been glancing at TIHYDP for alien isolation and re4 for some reason and holy shit I feel like going back to them again.

P-P-Patreon World Order

>He never had to wear a steaming hot sweater, or cover himself with a warm blanket as his mum emptied the dryer
It feels awesome, shame it doesn't last for long

Wriggle is a boy btw

MUH HOUSE

I honestly dont care that this isn't really video games
Fuck DSP, im starting to think him and his detractors are actually working together to create this awful show that we all enjoy called "life of dsp"

>wtf how was I supposed to know you got wrinkles out by ironing

Boy(female)

Phil literally cannot into finances. What a horrible mismanagement of money.

What's worse Sup Forums?
>PAY FOR MY HEALTHCARE
>PAY FOR MY TAXES
>PAY FOR MY TWEETS
>PAY FOR HYDEWARS

Sammy boi is such a fucking hack.

I'm not sure if I should feel bad for him or not.

RIP Fred Fuchs

Is he still only getting 250 views a vid? Or has he just given up yt altogether and migrated to twitch?

What happened to his other girlfriend?

She left him for the BBC.

Damn that sucks, who broke up with who?

She dumped him most likely. I think the hospital video where he talked about Leana's anxiety was the last straw.

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LITERALLY NO ASS!

What's the deal with Hyde anyway?
Did he go bonkers or something?

What a fucking buffoon.

came to realization you can't blame all your personal problems on "the jews"

I like how he fucking tells a story

>only an hour plus
Have they never gone to the hospital before? It's taken me 4 hours before.

This is pretty brilliant.

>For the longest time had to use a shitty washer/dryer combo which barely dried anything properly
>One day we finally managed to buy a condenser drier
>Clothes/Sheets/etc come out warm soft and dry
>Literal heaven
>Don't need to iron anything anymore
It's nice, friend

he dumped her ass
she was a leech and kept spending all of Phil's hard earned money