*deletes your save*
*deletes your save*
>let this faggot play my gameboy with crystal for 10 minutes during recess
>get distracted with another friend
>starts a new game and saves over
FUCK EVERY DALTON
*slaps his mom on Doctor Phil*
>invite this cunt to my birthday
>playing on front lawn
>he ends up puking which lands on my shoes after eating pizza
*takes shit in school shower room*
*gets sent to behavior camp*
>ejects disc
>toss disc on the table sliding it across the other end
>Don't worry bro, I do it all the time with my games
>Gets really upset and claims the controller is broken when he loses
He does look like that puerto rican whoer
Well fuck you too man
fucking this
>have a gameboy with blue that dad bought me for my birthday
>play it have fun
>little brother gets jealous and asks to play
>"sure lil bro just don't save the game"
>fucking saves the game
>tell him he can never play my blue again
>fast forward few weeks
>build up another team on blue
>lil bro asks to play again
>"no you erased my save last time"
>MOOOOOOM user WON'T LET ME PLAY THE GAMEBOY
>user SHARE YOUR TOYS OR I'M GONNA TAKE IT FROM YOU
>let him play
>mfw he fucking saves over my game again
Underrated
>squeaks at you but you can decipher haha you're gway and I beat you at CoD
Your response?
I'll tell your mom what you said when I go to bed tonight ;)
>Gone away with grandparents for the weekend
>Come home and start up pokemon Gold
>Still my save, but significantly further in the game
>Get told a friends family came round and mum let him play on my gameboy
>Have absolutely no idea where I am, with a different team that I didn't catch.
>Reset the game because it wasn't my own save anymore.
Having to erase your own save adds an extra sting to it all.
Hey you, nigger kike! You got aids up the ass faggot and one vee one me bitch I'll rape you.
I had to hide my memory cards to keep my little cousin from doing this. He was a good kid but he was a compulsive save file deleter. He even did it to himself when he got his own consoles eventually. It was like a game to him to play to certain points, delete and start again.
I let someone borrow my Emerald because he said he could get me Rayquaza and he thought he was going to move with my game so I got it back then shipped all his pokemon to my Diamond. Fuck getting Rayquaza was tedious else I would have done it myself and the motherfucker nicknamed it some gay shit.
>tfw niggers kept stealing yugioh cards in my ghetto school and got all trading cards and video games banned
*borrows your game*
*moves*
>I ate tissues off the radyatah, I compromised, I jerked off in a cheese samwhich.
>scratches your game
>I SWEAR IT WAS LIKE THAT WHEN YOU GAVE IT TO ME
I feel like compulsive save deleting is a mental health condition that will never get proper study.
Why is it so common and for what reason do compulsve save deleters feel the need to erase everything constantly?
I dunno but it was weird. I would let game data sit for years untouched even if I had beat the game and didn't play it anymore before even thinking of deleting it. I'm sentimental.
>mfw let my friend borrow Bioshock
>mfw it was okay because I got to hang out with him almost every weekend and it evened out because it was free pizza and ps2 co-op on Battlefront
He was a good friend.
>Invites you to play vidya at his house
>"I take the good controller because it's my house and my console"
>You invite him to play vidya at your house
>"I take the good controller because I'm the guest"
Fuck you little faggot
CC, you're my sister and I love you, but I'll never forget all the times you did this
>schoolmates come over
>play SNES
>Super Mario World
>my dad's save is 1 level away from Bowser's Castle
>"user, there's a new save, pick that one"
>goes to the bottom of the screen
>erases my dad's save file
>plays for 5 minutes
>leaves
Andy, I hope your sister gets gang raped in an alley and you have to watch
>not courting his sister and deleting her virginity
The ultimate revenge.
Why did this always happen
*masturbates in front of your child*
what was the first letter of that schools name
i had the exact same problem
Fucking Nathan
I just looked him up, he goes to a university in Iowa now
I'm not travelling that far for pussy
>Steals 3DS
>Says "You left it at my house, I'll bring it back"
>Brings it back a month later after saying "Sorry forgot it"
>Does it again a few months later
>"I'll give it back, stop losing it geez."
>Don't see him in 5 months
>Ask him for the 3DS
>"What?"
>lend friend game
>he lends it to his retard friend without asking
>lending things that aren't yours in the first place
>Friend plays my PS4
>Breaks the controller
>Leaves
>Acts like nothing happened
>lend game
>They move away without returning it
>that kid that borrowed your game
>that then said he lost it days later when you asked for it back
>that had my dad call his dad, and his dad didn't do anything
taught me a good life lesson at least.
good thing I never had friends
>be me
>5th grade
>Bakugan just came out
>wanna be a cool kid but don't have money cause family is in the hole
>grandma gets me a cheap Bakugan, worth nothing in money but worth everything to me
>carry it with me everywhere
>fast forward a month later
>kid sees it
>asks if we can trade, will bring his in tomorrow
>tell him no, not cause I wasn't smart or innocent, but because I loved the thing
>he scoffs and walks away
>comes back next period and slips it out of my bag
>chase after him
>2fast4me.png
>never see it again
>be me, naive 5th grader
>older kid invites me to a YGO match
>accept
>his friends start stealing my fucking cards the moment we start playing
>pizza and battlefront 2
Brought a tear to my eye user, my gaming pal passed plenty of Friday nights with pizza and battlefront 2 on ps2
>Friend moves
>he gives out his ps2 games to me and a bunch of buddies.
Godspeed Jose
enjoy your loot boxes
Card games are serious business.
HA, fuck I used to do that. Would finesse the fuck out of the weeb kids in middle school. Made profit selling them back to their other weeb friends. Sorry if you were one of the kids i did it to, I was a new kid and had to make rep somehow.
>lootboxes on ps2
You're a special kind of retarded.
It's a bot that crawls the board for any mention of Battlefront.
I hope.
no, i was making a dumb joke you retards
I told this story before but I may as well tell it again.
When I was younger, I got Yuigioh Duelist of Roses on PS2 and enjoyed playing it. One of the black kids at school befriended me and he was nice to me, so one day he came over to play vidya with me.
It was fun and all and it was getting late, he was leaving and I noticed a rectangle shape from his jacket. I asked him to open up and he kept saying "no man no, it's cool dude". I pressed on and he was trying to steal the game from me and I took it back and waved goodbye.
The thing is, I honestly thought he was just gonna play a prank on me, like hide the game and give it back later or some shit, because the idea of friends stealing from me was legitimately beyond me at that age, I just couldn't comprehend someone would befriend me then try to steal something from me.
If he had just asked I probably would have loaned it to him but he probably wouldn't have returned it.
>1998
>summer after 3rd grade
>one of my friends from school lives nearby
>we go over to one another's houses to play vidya
>comes over to my house
>we play Street Fighter Ex Plus Alpha
>I'm sitting on the floor and he's sitting on a chair
>I keep using Garuda's forward kick that makes him kick several times mid-air
>I keep beating him
>he gets mad
>I say "It's just a kick it's not even his special move"
>He says "Okay well I'll kick you"
"Wha-"
>He leans back and kicks me in my eye
>I'm in shock this nigga just kicked me in the head over Street Fighter
>He storms out of my house
>Never see/play with him again
Jordan I hope you grew up to be less of a faggot.
thanks for borrow me bro
i didn't like this gaem
>That black kid who stole my good pokemon card and never gave it back
>That german kid that came up to me out of nowhere and slapped me in the face then called me a nazi
>tfw they were the same person
>Kicks you in the fucking eye
>Over street fighter
Granted you two were in the 3rd grade, but the fuck what even
>Sister is mad at my brother
>deletes all the game data to get back at him
>I was the only one who used it.
t. nigger
fuck you you Mary for moving away with my copy of Drakan the ancient gates for PS2
we he was being a kick spamming faggot i would have kept being friends with him until the age his mom saw me attractive and then fucked her while filming it then i'd wait until his wedding day and put on my feature film in porno for the entire reception to enjoy
stop being a basic bitch kick spammer
Sure it was
but i really was pretending to be retarded. it's funny
Kek I was 8, man. Calm down.
lol nah, the kids were faggots just asking for shit to get taken. Plus they never said nothing so I assumed they had no issue with it.
*doesn't exist*
i don't have if you haven't begun mitosis dont be a kick spamming faggot
>This actually happened to me as a kid
>I just caught Ho-oh too
>being this edgy
>implying someone's mom would find you attractive
yeah okay """"Jordan""""
Sure you were
>i don't have if you haven't begun mitosis
Is English your first language?
i had to pass on my friends moms all the time y'know those blonde booty short wearing types that kept the houses in the divorce but i was too busy fucking their daughters
>bring gameboy to school
>have Kirby's Tilt n Tumble
>welfare kid in my class also has gameboy
>"hey user that game is so sick can i borrow it?"
>"sorry, its my brother's game"
>day goes on
>small break between lunch and end of day
>whip out gameboy to show off the game to some of my other friends
>gameboy sitting in bookbag
>cartridge is gone
>freak the fuck out
>teacher comes over and figures out the situation
>asks who has gameboys in the class
>he goes through all their shit
>lo and behold
>Kirby's Tilt N Tumble was in welfare kid's bookbag
Fucker also tried planting stolen shit in my bookbag in grade 5.
Last I heard about him was 2 years ago where he got hospitalized after he fucked over drug dealers/druggies.
I don't believe you. Stop being an edgy tryhard in a childhood vidya stories thread. You're impressing no one.
>1 digit age
>Being this mad
sorry for being inconsiderate to your virgin feelings but what happened happened
>ebonics
>can't into empathy
>i dindu nuffin
t. nigger
>play game at friends house
>forget disk in console
>refuses to give it back until he gets his own copy
>tfw you still beat him with the shit controller, then he wants it and still loses.
what a uberfaggot
>Be me
>Going with brother to his friend's house
>We're all messing around playing games
>Friend decides to put on guitar hero
>Starts messing around with cables for the TV
>Game is on so I'm messing with the controller pretending to play dragonforce
>Five minutes go by and the screen pops up
>SAVE DELETED displayed on the screen
>I somehow went from the title screen to the options, to the save menu, clicked delete save, said yes, and said yes again
>Everything ends up deleted
>Friend starts crying
>mfw I still feel bad about this years later
Lol okay you silly goose
You got niggered hard user. Same shit happened to me in high school. I turned my life around at that point. I started dieting, went to/fit/ for advice on how to get big. I vowed I would never let that shit happen again. It happened again. Now I just carry a gun.
>2009
>mom got me dingoo a320 for christmas
>stealth playing Pogermen in study hall
>teacher catches me
>confiscates a320
>he starts fucking playing it
>somehow manages to delete my save
>be thankful he didn't manage to stumble on the porn I had on it
I know it's not really a big deal, as it was emulated and even then I wasn't that far in the game at all. But it was still weird
>date psycho slut in HS
>first relationship so don't understand she's being emotionally abusive
>think it's cool because she plays vidya
>borrow her brother's copy of Viewtiful Joe for Gamecube
>break up with her
>she asks me to give back the game because her brother was asking for it
>never do
>still have game 10 years later
Poor people truly are scum.
all i have is old pictures of me and her
>Yoshi's Island save file with nearly 999 lives
>Let little cousin play, come back later most like 1 hour later
>less than 20 lives left
HOW
I'm poor, but I don't think I'm that bad. I'm not scum. r-right?
>tfw first gf still has my Saturn and copy of Nights
>let friend borrow PS3
>he fucking tries to play a Japan exclusive game
>he returns it
>find out I got banned on PSN
>contact them and try to appeal to them
>still banned
>not fucking his mom to assert dominance
embarrasing
Poor dumb people are scum who fuck their lives up. You don't fuck with drug dealers and you don't have problems.
ps3 ToS forbade you from letting friends borrow or use your PSN account so you're the dipshit
>had like 30-40 yu-gi-oh cards as a kid
>never actually cared, my grandma blindly bought them for me
>neighbor kid loves yu-gi-oh
>trade my cards in exchange for his copies of Simpsons Hit and Run and F-Zero GX
I legitimately feel bad that you guys had such shitty friends
I feel bad, my friend deleted a save accidentally and my gut reaction was to go over to him and punch him in the stomach, he fell down crying and I went home. Took me over a week to talk to him again. And it was a fucking frogger game I only had 2 hours on
>Be 10
>Give a friend my copy of THUG 2 for the Gamecube to borrow
>After about a month ask for it back
>He gives it up, but is a bit pouty about it
>Go home
>Not even 2 fucking hours later
>His mom shows up screaming violently and cursing us out
>Somehow convinced his mom that I took "his" copy of THUG 2 and called him a bitch
>Parents not around when it happens, only brother
>Brother tells me to just give it to them, he'll tell our parents when they come home
>Give it to the mom while crying, she rips it out of my hands
>The kid walks away still putting up the sad act, never see him again
Parents found out and I told them to just leave it be. Never got that copy back but my parents got me THUG 1 and 2 both on Christmas, as well as some other vidya.
>pic
i've seen it posted forever but today i actually read it
>Parents found out and I told them to just leave it be.
And you guys wonder why girls/other people walk all over you
Is that the guy from the Silvermania podcast? If so this is without a doubt just trolling
>faggot got smash bros 64 for christmas
>but her mom took his n64 because his school grades
>"hey user, wanna have a sleepover, we can play smash bros allnight"
>fuckyes.png
>night comes
>faggot arrives
>he brought with himself a huge bag of cheetos
>"sorry user, I didnt brought my controller"
>"its ok, I got 4"
>I start to set up the n64
>faggot inmediately opens his cheetos bag
>he basically gobbles them, shoving handfuls of them into his eating hole
>finish set up
>"user can I use this controller?"
>faggot takes y gorgeous golden eye golden controller with his filthy, greasy, cheesy hands
>cheesy crumbles everywhere
>jamming the sticks and buttons
>mfw
FUCK YOU PETERSEN
>Was 10
Really I just didn't wanna see the kid anymore, and my shit brain just said fuck it and gave up.