*sniffs your seat*

*sniffs your seat*

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that's pretty autistic bro

I never understood why people do this.
Does it actually leave a recognisable smell behind if a woman sits on a chair?

Vagina has a very strong smell, it sticks to clothes and chair. The guy in the webm probably ran to the nearest bathroom and masturbated furiously.

Can't judge him, dudes lonely

no, not if they sit on a chair. but it can really stick to your hand and wont come off even after you wash your hands 5 times

doesn't this cut right before he grabs something from under his own seat

How do you not know what a vagina smells like?

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It's not funny if you show that part

This depends on the girl. My current GF never leaves a scent after washing my hands.

Why in gods name would women even show up at this event?

well he needed a valid excuse to sniff it

Relive the sniff, in real time!

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It does smell, but why anybody would think it gets left off on a chair, or would actually want to smell it, is beyond me

wait is this the run where that guy told people to stand in front of the shuttle

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name of grill , she has nice boobs it seems

Why would a woman go to an event filled with thirsty virgins while dressed in provocative clothing? Could it be perhaps women cherish this attention while simultaneously enjoying the obligation free environment?

yes, people are making up shit to make themselves feel better about their own pathetic lives and disgusting fetishes

the good stuff

>women are whores

wow, what a revelation
thanks nostradamus

*ends the thread*

Post the comic

>how dare people make a joke
Ask me how I know you're from wabbit.

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There are 2 smells a woman's pussy can make, and neither are good.

Either dried pee, or the coppery smell of blood. The best time to sniff, or go down on a girl, is if there's absolutely no smell. Usually after a good bath or shower.

It wouldn't leave a lasting impression on a chair as much as someone's ass pressing into a chair. After all, dick and balls have really strong smells, and they rarely get imprinted onto what they're sitting on. It's usually just ass you're smelling.

*dabs*

shut the fuck up retarded faggot before i come to your house and fucking end your pathetic miserable fucking LIFE.

(you)

he looked for an excuse to sniff the seat, you turbo autist

>implying he wasn't using the bottle as an excuse to whiff that sphincter steam

Can't blame him 2bh, it probably smelled amazing

>Literally taking things out of context to make fun of people
That's what Reddit and Liberals do all the time anyway. Next time, get an actual joke.

If it's getting left on the chair after casual sitting for a few minutes it's nothing you want to smell

I'm 27 and never have been intimate with a girl.

>being literally blind
his face isnt even in the chair

No. You seem to think Sup Forums is the place to signal virtue. It's not. You're actually confusing Sup Forums with reddit. Sup Forums is the place for jokes. Everywhere else is the place to be offended at jokes.

Fucking idiots. He's looking for his keys. Are you guys so retarded that you can't see him reach for his pocket?

High quality thread,

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBROTHER
I'm 27 and want to DIE because I am so cripplingly lonely.

He's a fast sniffer

basement dweller the seat smeller

stop watching porn

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After all this time I can't believe there's still so many people that don't know this has been debunked.

Whirrposting is an absurdist deconstruction of console wars on Sup Forums and legitimately one of the best things to come out of the site in ages.

I get this is Sup Forums and most users here don't get out much. You think you need to smash your nose into the cushion to waft that gravy gas? Trust me, it's actually stronger from a few inches away. This guy knows what he's doing.

Yes it is retard

That will make literally zero difference. I've gone weeks without watching porn and it changed noting.

Everyone knows what happened because they watched it fucking live. Get the fuck out of here if you think a joke needs to be ruined when the guy AND the girl both laughed about it when they heard about the joke.

I cant blame the guy LOOK AT THAT TIDDY WINDOW

No, Sup Forums is the place for jokes, and everywhere else is the place for jokes at the expense of men. This joke, with the guy sniffing the seat allegedly, is a Reddit joke, as it makes fun of the desperate fat guy-

Despite being completely false. In fact it's not even the most cringeworthy thing there, someone literally dabs right after it. This joke is right up Reddit's Alley. "Some fat nerd at a speedrun convention? Let's literally tamper with the recording to make fun of him, instead of, you know, focusing on the games."

fucking smooth

>responding to it
Now he'll think you're me and that watching porn has any influence on entering into a relationship.

Mmh

The girl has some nice big titties, I don't even blame the guy for wanting a sniff of her essence.

whats up with the spongesniffer

Take a shower, dress nice, wear cologne, get drunk, get to any dancefloor near you on a saturday night and dance like you don't give a fuck. You might discover that the girls will come to you.

This makes me laugh everytime, fuck

You're retarded. Go back to wherever you came from. The fact that you don't know who you're arguing with right now tickles me.

some people are gay user
don't be rude

Nononono. Other places are the places where you can make fun of somebody for "cutting the cake weird", but nobody responds to that shit here, not because we're offended, but because its desperate and not funny.

What the hell are you talking about?

If you're going to dab don't do a shy half-assed one, seriously fuck.

>normies

>Take a shower

I do this every morning.

>dress nice

I always dress nice

>wear cologne

I always wear expensive cologne

>get drunk

I rarely ever do this

>get to any dancefloor near you on a saturday night and dance like you don't give a fuck.

I never ever did this in my life. I can't dance.

best reaction image

>Sup Forums defends literal chair sniffers

God I always laugh at this reaction image

>fucking dab at the end

>The fact that you don't know who you're arguing with right now tickles me.
I have no idea what you're talking about. This is an anonymous imageboard. You're nobody. More specifically, a wrong nobody. Reddit is a place where dumb jokes exist, and where good jokes go to be raped to death. I've never been, and never will. YOU go back, if you seem to claim to know so much about them, fucko.

I think many people do it to feel better about themselves. I know I do. "Yeah sure, my life might be pathetic, but not THAT pathetic". Im not necessarily a virgin but there are many areas in life in which I am lacking, and seeing shit like this makes me feel better about myself.

This is the problem with Sup Forums.

Even their newer memes are fake.

Alright lads, let's discuss our plans here

Wearing a fedora and suit everysingle day wih no reason is not dressing nice ibet you even have a cane with you and spin it around like a badeblade

>a shitpost by any other name....

That's not cool. Don't try to knock someone down to elevate yourself, that's what women do. Just nut up and get better.

fukken GOT 'EM, Sup Forumsro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about you actually watch the events when they're live for a change? If you were actually here you wouldn't feel compelled to kill a joke like you're trying to do now.

I've never worn a hat of any sort in my life. I hate hats. I never used a cane either. I just wear shirts and jeans.

b/rofist XD

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I cant dance either bro, but that doesnt matter. People go out to have fun, and if it looks like youre having fun they dig that. Besides, everyone is drunk anyways, who cares if you look like an idiot?

>I never ever did this in my life. I can't dance.
This is your problem, you havent even tried yet! And who cares if you go alone, if anyone asks just say your friends ditched you.

it's so obvious that you're deflecting

we all know you'd sniff that shit in a heartbeat given the opportunity

You mean in the event chatrooms where everyone spams 50 posts a second? No thanks, I'm not autistic. Feel free to stay there and tell me how sheep mentality proves your point. A million people saying he sniffed the chair can be wrong, and in this case, are.

In fact I actually have no idea what you're even fighting for. You're defending the idea that this joke is one worth keeping. It's not. It's just stupid, not to mention fundamentally wrong. The whole clip is better, because it shifts the autism from that one guy to the whole event with the dab at the end.

Keep fighting for ghosts, though. I'm sure they really appreciate your signalling on Reddit.

Pro Tip: You're not winning this.

Nah, that'd be disgusting

Other guy he responded to.
I suggest taking up swing dancing (lindy hop) if you want to dance. There are scenes in nearly any city and the community is very friendly, at least in my experience for the most part.

I would really prefer if you would be quiet but yes you are correct

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