What would Mario look like if he were designed by a western game company?

What would Mario look like if he were designed by a western game company?

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What does that mean?

Taller, buffer, thick new york italian accent, he is frowning all the time and kills his enemies with a thompson machine gun.

*burps in high IQ*

>Hey-a Mario! Take-a that-a goomba out-a!

That's what I was thinking

"This answers OP's question, everyone go home."

-Bald
-No mustache but scruffy hair on every other inch of his face
-Angry eyebrows 100% of the time
-Never smiles
-Small nose
-British instead of Italian

That's the puerto rico mario, the mario blanco.

I agree with the British accent

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he is...

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kek

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Honestly, I don’t care how cheesy these cartoons are. I enjoy watching them times to times.

He'd look like Lou Albano.