Explain this, Atheists

Explain this, Atheists.

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Gravity.

Christian invention.
Try again.

I'm interested in this.

Wow, the whole castle is hanging off that skeleton!

WHY DON'T YOU PRESS IT AND SEE!

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i literally can’t. god is real holyshit

WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN
YET MY FEET DON'T TOUCH THE GROUND

That's from the inverted castle, right? It's a spooky alternate dimension thing, like the Upside-Down from Stranger Things.

The fucks going on with the moon. Like the castle is inverted fine. Why is the moon inverted?

skeletal atlas

Fuck. Engineers having a laugh?

because the castle is on the southern hemisphere you dumb fuck

Is that Trump's wall?

Australian Dracula

Castlevania is set in Australia.

People are miserable pile of secrets so there's nothing to explain

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Also what the fuck is going on here?

You ask why, I ask why you care
about a Twilight cosplayers castles in the air,
One's rightside up with crazy shit
the other's upside down a bit
theists, atheists quit your kvetchin'
it's obvious spooky skellingtons just stretchin,
hands up in the air, he just don't care,
doing anti-gravity yoga in Dracula's lair

But you askin if God exists?
Well if he does, he's pissed
He's said build homes on a rock, you see,
and an upside cloud castle's a mockery
But hey, it fits for Dracula's decor,
cuz he and God not bffs anymore
his crew burned his bitch
called a doctor a witch
and Vlad don't care if it's somethin' got regrets
because a man to him just a miserable little pile of secrets

Hey man, Dracula, you need therapy
I know a good doctor, oh wait, she's dead I see
They burned her in His name? Shit.
I'm starting to think your beef's legit

So, Dracy, I know you're pissed,
Gimme a quote, what's your take on this?

Cheeky fucking cunt you got me

SO TELL ME What is a man? A thing I despise! Just a miserable pile of secrets and lies,

and decisions so vile- there once was a light in my life, Lisa my lovely wife - mankind snuffed it out now there's only strife-

you wanna fight for them? you die tonight for them! Draw your whip get ready to fight, Dracula’s feelin' thirsty tonight! The time for chatter is clearly through. Enough talk! Have at you!

sau..SAUCE?

sauce also please i realize i never jerkedit to this before

Man, you're clearly in pain, but you're so vain, your wife wouldn't want this, do I have to explain-

this whip in my hand, this is the will of my clan, your grief and rage have you trapped in a cage and they're spreading horror through the land!

Do I think what happened was right, fuck no! But you and your castle have got to go. Full Hearts, Cross, Flame Whip, not taking a chance, come on Lord of Darkness, let's you and me dance!

Nice
Dracula was cursed before Lisa though.

You seriously don't recognize her? Or do you want the exact video?

She has a maggot in her ass in one scene.

The way Maria's VA says "Richter" in the PS1 version gets me so fucking hard

Annnnnd it goes on- and on- and on- and on again, will this nightmare never end? Same story just as before, different Belmont at the door, no glory to gain, there's only pain, is this war all just in vain? For the wounds to mend, this has got to en

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I am not well versed with the western entertainment scene so no, i do not recognize her

I'm interested in this.

HEE HEE THANK YOU

>fuck nigga you really gotta aim your crotch beam right at my skull?

RIKKUTAA!

Is this how you chose to honor me?
Continuing the cycle of brutality?
I'm not burning any more,
please baby just stop this war
do you remember how you held me?
do you remember our baby?
I remember you, and that first light in your eyes,
tell me where those loving whispers only lies?
Please let go of your rage
please oh please unlock that cage
I know you're angry, I know you cried,
but tell me theres still some of the man I loved left inside
If you keep hating, it won't end well
I don't want you to burn in hell

now i'm intersted.

which one ?

Think Dracula has PTSD from being killed so much?

It's Chaos ain't got to explain shit

No she does the french thing with the R and it sounds hot as fuck

>tfw no game from Dracula's POV

Is this the new Terraria patch?

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Sitting in a throne as well as throwing wine glasses isn't exactly fun

That can't be all he does
He fucks Shaft's face at least 5 times by the time Alucard collects the 5 pieces

Who cleans up all the glass?

Why do you think Drac's Castle has so many maids and shit? Someone has to clean all that.

sauce me up on this sexy lady

>lady

>Why do you think Drac's Castle has so many maids and shit?
I thought their primary job was vacuuming the lady intruder's skirts though?

It's not nice to spread nasty rumors, user. Dracula is for cutie cultists only.

moot was right, winterfags are real

Time to rock out with your clock out.

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Lords of Shadow 2

Oh shit, you another CotM fan? Have I met my people finally?

Poor skelly head got nutted on

Not him, but CotM is great. My first GBA game.

Seriously?
Take some initiative.
Open your eyes.
Yes, just look closely.
Answers will surely come to you.

no it's your small white dick

[monkey laugh]

Is mozart still alive?

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