Why do you hate streamers so much?

Why do you hate streamers so much?

I only hate the ones that establish a cult around themselves and exploit the desperate and socially needy like fucking parasites with promises of empty friendship.

Rather, empty promises of friendship. Sorry.

people like you post about them when i otherwise wouldn't care about their existence

i don't, i'm watching vinesauce right now :)

Some are good, but most are plastic "everyday men" pretending to be your best friend in exchange for money.

I see VODs and stories of streams from pre-2010 and they always seem to be intimate and it's like an actual window into a persons real life because they stream so much, I wish I could have that same feeling now but live

sometimes i wonder if streamers secretly hate their viewers

But I like Binyot and Bob Ross.

/ourguy/ the alt right slayer

>Watching people play games and giving them money to do it.

nah, I'm not 12 and retarded.

>white as shit guy with zero facial hair playing generic team-based vidya
>extremely shitty rap music in the background
>extremely obnoxious sound effects every time someone subs or donates
>"yoooo thanks for the sub brotha, welcome to the community homie, peace and luv brotha dawg homie"
>streamer kills a guy in game
>PogChamp flood in chat
>streamer dies
>LUL flood in chat

You're blaming the viewers, not the streamers.

I don't. I have no friends and watching streams makes me feel less lonely. They're also good background noise for when I'm doing stuff.

yep. specifically little kids. anything that's retarded as fuck on the internet and has viewers has dumb little sub human fucking retards watching it.

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Don't go on youtube, then.

>obnoxious sound effects every time someone subs or donates
>or donates bits
>or follows
>or loads the webpage
>or opens google chrome
>followed by streamer then sucking his cock
>followed by moderator/subscriber emote circlejerk
80% of the shit that comes out of their mouth is sub this, follow that, donate this, follow that, or "if I get x more y i'll stream z, drunk! lmao, drunk! DUDE DRUNK LMAO!"

And don't get me started on the visual fx. Seriously fuck that cup.

NL and Jerma are the only streamers I can stomach.

I don't

some are pretty cool, most are shit. i don't understand the people that worship them though. Like why the fuck would you donate $100 or be so desperate for their attention that you stream snipe.

And i have zero fucking idea why people ever watch camsluts. Go to a site like chaturbate where the girl will give you more attention, be wayyy cheaper, and will do shit like like a how many sharpies can i stuff in my asshole challenge. What the fuck is the purpose of watching some girl in yoga pants and a sports bra do "accidental" zoom in shots on her ass.

>how many sharpies can i stuff in my asshole challenge
I never knew I wanted this.

I don't, I hate the people that enable them. Whales are the cancer in streaming as much as they are in gaming.

lots of good content on youtube. If anything you should go on there to promote content that is not retarded.

Fuck off Mike, stop calling out subs you stupid fucking jew and your new name sucks donkey dicks

>What the fuck is the purpose of watching some girl in yoga pants and a sports bra do "accidental" zoom in shots on her ass.
Sometimes the promise of a nipple is more erotic than a nipple. Some people are REALLY into teasing.

>Pan handler outside wallmart asking for money or trying to give some kinda scam pamphlet or sell you some shitty cam DVD.

yeah, nah everyone loves these guys.

60% of them are dumb bimbos who've mistaken twitch for a camsite, 20% are cocky pros who don't offer anything entertaining, 10% are semi-autistic streamers who don't say one word for an entire stream. The rest are decent streams if you can pick them out, but the smaller streamers is really where it's at.

>t. Connor

I dislike streamers on principle but absolutely love a proper tease porn. None of that non-nude stuff, though. I want a real buildup and a good reveal, not five, ten minutes tops of her stripping then gargling on a dong. If you know any porn that does this sorta thing well that isn't something overly fetishistic (like latex, say) then lemme know man. I need it.

>exploit the desperate and socially needy like fucking parasites with promises of empty friendship
thats like 90% of streams on twitch

>tfw you find a good porno that has a good long intro of the girl sexily dancing/teasing/stripping to some music.
>scene has like all kinds of closeup shots on various parts of her body

shit's kush. Especially when you can use that as your buildup and then skip 15 minutes later to her be pounding like a piece of meat that's going through a tenderizer.

I don't. Streams are a good way for me to feel less lonely when I don't actually want to talk to anyone and can't find an interesting TV show or anime to watch.

Because they love themselves so godman much.

Someone needs to hate them.

They ALMOST get it right, but then the dude's sack slaps the camera and i'm pulled out of it. There's a few good ones with a group I never remember but mostly she does a short four minute dance, the camera zooms on her tits and then she's naked. They gotta work more on playing with cleavage and tight clothes, building up the hump factor before she strips and then really learning how to synch their shots with music. The good stuff is fucking primo but the rest just awful.

>Female voice in the background

Max stream is comfy though

They're basically just camwhores, asking for money (usually with monthly payments) just for existing in front of a camera. For female streamers, they might as well be actual camwhores

I don't, I just don't find most of them interesting.

This. I really fucking hate the Let's Play/streamer culture that acts as literal friendship simulators for people with anxiety/depression. I've complained to people about this trend and they'll freely admit they just like listening to people talk. In that case, why not just have a fucking podcast?

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I fucking love streamers. Twitch is my television. To hell with cable. Thank everything for twitch.

Basically people hate streamers and esports competitors out of jealousy. That's it.

They wish they could get rich and receive women's attention by playing video games all day. They can't, because they are mediocre.
To be clear: I'm not saying they don't put in effort or something. I mean they're actually just not capable of reaching the level of successful people. They aren't good enough.

t. a successful streamer with 5k+
viewer peaks

I'm jealous of them because I see them playing games with friends and having fun and I've never known what that is like.

To be successful on Twitch, you just need to be a decent-looking woman who is willing to pander to lonely males. That doesn't really require a great deal of effort or ability. These women are very rarely any good at the games they play whatsoever. They get on there and sweet talk the guys who think she's their GF.

Question about streaming in general.

Is using 2 PCs, 1 to play games, the other to operate the stream really that efficient? I am thinking of casually streaming but don't want to shell out for a second PC.

Because I prefer to play video games

Depending on what you're playing and how good you want the stream to look, you can get by on 1 PC

The ideal setup is to have a second PC involved, that way you can encode the stream using all available CPU cores on it without worrying about that affecting your game

>you'll never have comfy Sup Forums streams with 50 people max rooms on livestream anymore.

>never again have comfy streamgroup of 10~ people who streamed 24/7 on a schedule and just hung out.

those were the days. seeing these soulless gibbe money built on top of cringe 'plz notice me mr.streamer'.

It's a lot of young men who lack strong father figure and see older guy doing the stuff they like. Or lack friends and think the streamer is there friend/cares about them and not just their money. It's always sad seeing a donation with 'remember my cat or X mundane event' or people donating money on their own birthday.

Also the complaining about 'streaming so hard' by young people making 70,000$+ to babysit and play online friend. As they've never had to hold a real job down. There are 'draining' parts about streaming, but nothing to the effect of a 9-5 job.

streamers that have an automated voice to dictate the donation/subscription message probably do, especially when some fuckwitted brilliant asshole decides to abuse the system, probably by putting a single character to maximum character limit. like * which is pronounced "asterisk"

now imagine hearing that word 200 times, or whatever the character limit is for a message

JUST DONT WATCH LOOOOOOOOOOOOL 4Head

give us your twitch name fag

theres a skip button

I'm literally watching the YGO marathon right now tho?

TWITCH PLAYS POT OF GREED EleGiggle IT PLAYS TWO MORE ADS EleGiggle

To be fair, if you hate the exploitation of the desperate and socially needy
then you should hate traps too

why not just watch it anywhere else and not deal with ads

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I mostly just watch league players like; trick2g, gosu, and tobias fate. For autism i like mitch jones. I also watch drawing shit sometimes

>20% are cocky pros who don't offer anything entertaining, 10% are semi-autistic streamers who don't say one word for an entire stream
Usually those cocky ones play like garbage and autists play at pro level. Very rarely you get a streamer who actually plays good and provides entertainment without memes.

I avoid the ones who use webcams like the plague. I don't want to see less of the game because your face is shoved in there.
I also hate them because I have shitty internet and I can't stream for friends

I kind of got hooked by Ash_on_LoL. Idont play League, I've never played League, I never plan on ever playing League, and I don't particularly like watching other people play League. But that bitches voice is like crack cocaine. She has to be using some sort of voice altering software. Either that or she is an actual angel.

A single mother is one of the mods, believe it or not. Her name is BEAM and she was the one behind the neofag fiasco on Sup Forums.