PS3 comes out

>PS3 comes out
LOL NO GAMES
>Wii U comes out
LOL NO GAMES
>PS4 comes out
LOL NO GAMES
>Xbox One comes out
LOL NO GAMES
>Switch comes out
LOL NO GAMES

Are people just retarded?

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Yes

>what is hyperbole
>wahhh stop having fun

>Are people just retarded
Merely pretending. Kek you fell for it.

>PC comes out
LOL NO GA-

What's the context of this? Why's Joe hulking out? Is it a bit?

It’s just the easiest way to shit on a new console.
That said, Xbone and arguably the Wii U are the only two deserving of it

Pretty sure its from when Crowder said he doesn't think weed is a magical cure all

>What's the context of this? Why's Joe hulking out? Is it a bit?
pretty sure hes referencing an MMA fighter's entrance into the octagon and how warrior-like it was. i could be mistaken though.

>console wars are fun
How is it being 12

You’re trying to be funny but you’re correct. When Windows first came out it had almost no game support and DOS gamers ripped on it for that reason.

Xbox One is the best console right now, only hated by brainless weebs and sonyiggers

Well that's just...funny. Some things never change.

Jaime didn't pull that up

Was this on usenet?

He only ate 2 dozen eggs for breakfast instead of 3 that day.

And now the argument is, LOL THE ONLY GOOD GAME IS MARIO.

>Are people just retarded?
It's either that or "people having fun"

What about
O T H E R G A M E ?

No sadly it's all true, none of those really had great first years so you ended up with 2 or 3 possible title worth playing with nothing else worth a fuck

>i-i lievv in 80sz

Most people outgrow being console warriors after middle school

>console wars are fun

>console wars are NOT fun

Yup

Switch has had one of the best launch years I can remember since the PS2. Although I do count BOTW

Only one of those is true.

Ps3.

>Joe, maybe weed isn't literally a cure for every disea...

>Console wars are fun
Go back to your shithole, you tumor.

The PS3 was just bad. Most games on it ran straight up bad. Like they were fucking terrible ports. The controller was awful. The console had so many problems beyond just memes. Its own manufacturer to this day pretends it doesn't exist.

>Dreamcast comes out

LOL NO GA..oh.

The Wii U did not have games. The PS3 got some, but it's still a laughable library for a 10 year old console. The PS4 is even worse. Xbone is DOA. Switch is up in the air, probably will turn out fine once Nintendo lets go of 3DS and it's the only remaining handheld on the market.

>implying Sony isn’t going to try and go back into the mobile market after seeing the Switch
As soon as they figure out a way to get PS4 hardware into a handheld they’ll be back

Console war shitposters are retards, yeah, and there's never been a meme as solid as PS3 HAS NOGAEMS so they're just gonna keep repeating that forever.

I genuinely think they've given up after how badly Vita got screwed.

Actually, Xbone is at an even direr spot. So bad people don't even bother kicking the dead horse.

>I genuinely think they've given up after how badly they screwed Vita.
FTFY.

>I hate shitposting
>I do shitposting
what did he mean by this?

The Vita came out, got screwed on its own, then Sony decided "Fuck it, let's just find a way to justify killing production" then basically strangled it to death.

Have you tried not being a retarded autist who takes video games seriously?

I come here for discussion, not shit flinging.

There's literally no reason to own an xbone right now

You're right, continue acting like a child. I'll just ignore you like always.

i cant beleiv the pc still has no gaems

There is no reason to own anything. The fact is if you had to own a console it's the best one by far.

See

>No exclusives
There that's literally the only reason you need to know not to buy an xbone. Either get a ps4 or even a decent laptop and you can play all the games xbone has and more.

>PS4
Exclusives
>Switch
Exclusives + portability
>Xbone
.....

Microsoft has made it clear there will never be another Xbone exclusive game

The PS4 is trash and won't play any of the Xbox games. A laptop would be week and play them at shitty settings.

Okay, you're just shitposting. I understand now.

You're the idiot who implied a PS4 will play PUBG, Cuphead, Path of Exile, etc. That's not to mention all the other downsides of just owning a PS4 compared to a Xbox One.

Someone told him it’s not that impressive to eat jalapeños

>Are people just retarded?
This statement made me laugh, I don't know why

>You're the idiot who implied a PS4 will play PUBG, Cuphead, Path of Exile, etc.
I'll take "projecting" for 1200, alex
>all the other downsides of just owning a PS4 compared to a Xbox One
which would be? you're just spewing off bullshit without any real argument, lowkey feel like this is trash bait.

>Console has plenty of games but few exclusives.
>LOL NO GAMES.
This one makes the least sense. By this logic, PC really does have no games.

>he said as he hoarded console-specific Wojak edits while making a list of insults for each side

>which would be

>shit controller
>shit online
>shit community
>shit download speeds
>noticeably weaker hardware

fpbp

>>shit controller
>subjective
>>shit online
>xbox is no different
>>shit community
>as if hollering 12 year olds on mic on one platform is any different from hollering 12 year olds on mic on a slightly different platform

Literally no videogame has been released since 2004

because they're fucking dumb and everybody knows that people buy consoles for multiplats and exclusives(EVEN IF THOSE EXCLUSIVES ARE NOT 10/10 AND ARE CINEMATIC TRASH)
people bought PS4s for call of duty,battlefield,uncharted 4,GTA V,rainbow six siege,street fighter and so on
people bought nintendo switches for mario,zelda,sonic,some multiplats,the novelty of it and etc
people buy xbones for it's power,the multiplat library,the few exclusives and because they prefer it more
nobody build a fucking PC because it's expensive as fuck to build and mantain which is why only 5% of steam userbase has a "gaming PC" meanwhile everyone else just has your average family computer that runs some popular games like CSGO and dota 2

all console wars retards are underage,you can count my word on that

No just repetitive maybe?

There still are no games.

fucking this.

You might want to fact check your PC facts
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>people bought PS4s for uncharted 4
Nope.avi
Uncharted Collection which was never bundled was beating 4 for months and months, 4 only passed it because it was bundled with systems and those count as sales for the game.
You can look at trophy stats and the multiplayer population, no one gives a fuck about UC4. It's the worst in the series, so that's a good thing.

>it's expensive as fuck to build and mantain which is why only 5% of steam userbase has a "gaming PC"
Oh shit, I can hear the faggots starting a riot talking about how you can build a gaming PC for 50 bucks and comes with a free blowjob now.

>most people have quad core computers(mostly intel i3-7 line) while the rest uses dual cores(mostly shit CPUs)
>most people have less than 2GB of VRAM
wow really proved me wrong there
sure everybody on steam has a master race PC
go to any PC building thread on Sup Forums and post the average steam stats,guess their response
I liked uncharted 4,it was great and a lot of people liked it too

It's literally all the same shit. You're splitting hairs on cinematic garbage.

Honestly the Switch has more games in its first year that I wanted than the PS4 had in its lifetime up until now.

playing on console is just retarded

For your sake take everything with a grain of salt and realize the people that genuinely participate in console wars are probably still popping pimples and lamenting the lack of a gf since that's the only worry their ass has in life. Anything else is shitposting or possibly autistic shut-ins.

and building a $1000 PC just to circlejerk on online forums on who can get the highest framerate on a shitty game isn't?
at least console players are actually playing the games they buy you know

A lot of people also have shit opinions.

UC2 doe.

Jamie pull that video of the bear murdering that infant

>Xbone came out with Games
nobody cares or talks about
>Xbone has a bad year with not relevant exclusives
''xbox is dead''

If the PC is so great, why haven't they released a PC2?

Take that, Atheists

Fucking this. When the PS4 and Xbox One launched the Xbox had a much better exclusives library. Everyone dismissed it. PS4 had nothing and people praised it because it was more powerful. Now the Xbox One is more powerful and the PS4 has the exclusives edge and people act like they aren't hypocrites for switching things around completely. Just admit your fucking bias and that nothing sony/microsoft does will make you change your mind.

>ps3
>ps4
>xbox
no

Guess what dork, I'm playing video games on my PC right now.

wrong, you're shitposting on Sup Forums.

dont listen to consoletards
dont reply to consoletards
sage consoletard wars threads
hide consoletard wars threads

He ran out of soy

Rogan is like the anti-soyboy

Wii U and Switch have games tho.

It's called a joke, user.
You have no humor or what?

>PS4 launches
>Wow! Look how powerful this machine is!
>XboneX launches
>*Crickets*

I outgrew console wars after grade school

Go back.

Top gun

What the actual fuck is wrong with Rogan

Chronic height deficiency

Too much weed

Also a funny commwnt

Are YOU retarded? Those consoles all had no games.

I remember PS2 being complete shit. In fact, it was the original "no gaems" system from what I remember. All it had at launch was shit like The Bouncer.

People seem to have the misconception that PS2 year two is included

>PS4Pro performance mode makes everything crash
>XOX everything runs better and doesn't even require a patch

I want you to die

People won't admit this but... Microsoft is PC. People will oppose it by saying their computer parts aren't made by them but they still play on Windows. "But I use Steam", yeah, ON Windows.

Also Microsoft clearly doesn’t care that it doesn’t have exclusives, considering they’re doing a majority of the porting to PC.

Console wars are fun if you have absolutely no investment in the fight and simply like to wind up retards whose entire existence hinges on their particular toy of choice, whatever it may be, with inane asinine shit.