3ds piracy has been perfected

>3ds piracy has been perfected
>you can literally download games into your handheld from the handheld itself
>no fuss at all
>tfw 31 and barely have free time to enjoy all the games I've missed out on over the last 3-4 years of owning a 3DS

feels bad man. Enjoy vidya more, young anons. Don't become like me.

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>no fuss at all
>have to buy sd card from shady chinese hackers to hack your DS

Cute Rin

>literally load some files onto your existing SD card and follow straightforward instructions

Are you retarded user?

>Just hack the sd card yourself breh!
Are you one of these mexicans that do shady "how to hack X" tutorials on youtube by any chance?

This isn't a Pandora Battery, what in the world are you on about?

>putting files on an SD card is "hacking it"
What are you, fucking nine years old?

Then how should I do that?

If its so easy than how do you explain that nobody has ever mentioned this before on either homebrew general or 3dsguide. They all just say to get the sd card from chinese. What would be the point of getting it from them if you can just do it yourself?
One side is definetely lying here

3ds.guide/

everything you need to hack your 3ds.
you're welcome.

>"I expected everyone to tell me how to do everything and I'm too stupid to use google, so everyone must be lying!"
You must be of 18 years of age to post here.

You can literally go to your local store, buy an SD card, go to 3ds.guide/ and then follow the instructions. It's retard proof and you're confused about it. You only need to get a flashcart if you're on 11.6.

i got lucky and had an acekard2i from my ds lite. 3ds xl from last month was v11.4, i upgraded to v11.6 and now i have some ace attorney games + dlc to play for about 45 minutes of reading instructions

>tfw 27 and same thing
Please user don't spend so much time on this shitty imageboard. Play games instead.

The switch is going to be Wii levels of amazing when it's hacked again. God, I can feel the comfy already.

They're probably so tired of retards asking them to walk them through the installation process which a link to is in the sticky that they're telling you to do something stupid out of spite, is my guess.

>nobody has ever mentioned
Lurk for 2 years before posting.

I checked the guide again and it really does mention that in case you have the chinese flashcart you can skip one step but in the next step it talks about how your sd card needs to be able to launch somme .nds files which can be probably achieved by it being flashes, but there is no step called "flashing your SD card"

i havent powered on my 3ds in over a year in fear of getting my console banned

You have brain problems sweetie.
Get disability insurance and pay someone to hold your hand through it.

>tfw there were so many weeb games I gave up and the 3ds just collects dust
gimme some good games anons, I liked kirby robobot and the layton games so far, disliked animal crossing and the new pokemon

Yeah everyone is a general after the war. I bet you didnt know any better when you did it either.

>25
>already finding it hard to enjoy gaming
Is this what dying feels like?

Also loves those Chinese carts for the DS that allowed you to play roms. It was well worth the investment.

I really want a 3ds but I don’t think I would even be into 90% of its game library

I'm one of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever met and I managed to successfully hack my 3ds around 1 year ago, it's simple as shit dude. The only part I had a problem with was that I needed to download a FAT32 GUI Formatter for the 64gb sd card I bought because normally a n3ds only recognizes up to 32gb sd cards and even then it explicitly told me that and I was just being a shitter

My fw is 11.6.0-39U can i still do it and can i download Japanese games and can i still play online without ever getting banned ever?????

3DS piracy has spoiled me. Vita piracy is painful.

>can't play games after 2016
>chinkshit dumping tool crashes if you have >30 games
>you can't fucking use sleep mode or pirated games fail to save
>plugins get fucked if you use USB storage

al9h took a while but everything after it was so fucking easy, the vita tools suck dick by comparison.

Have you ever played DQVII or DQVIII?

The answer is "yes" but reading the site it looks like you need two devices to actually do it on latest firmware, and one of them needs to be hacked already, so really the answer is no

This has to be bad bait.

Ah damn oh well I purposely updated this 3DS back when they first got easily hacked because I don't like how when you get unlimited free games it's hard to stick to one and feel more motivation to play something you paid for and physically own. Still though the Japanese games thing is tempting.

Everyone look at this latefag and laugh

Except you're not in the war, you're looking at the war and saying "someone? help!" We all did it, some of us did it when it wasn't this easy.

8 is so fucking good I stopped playing for some reason after getting to the dark world cause I couldnt beat the bird

What games do you recommend old-but-not-actually bros?

Yes but you need a flash cart
Read the 3ds.guide nigger

I heard of people getting banned man I like to play MK7 online still I think I will pass until I get another 3DS someday maybe

Can I hack a N2DS/N3DS?

doesnt matter if this is bait or not, please end yourself.

Yes

No

A question, how the hack works with the real shop? I have bought smt4
I also heard you can get pseudobanned(you need a code from a new ds), like if you play online with a pirated game or somehing, can some user extend on that?

What are some good games that are not weebshit? Good jap games like snake eater are okay, I just don't want to play cringelord anime 'vidya'

Monhun isn't very weeb, I think.

If you like arcade racers like Outrun go download 80's Overdrive right fucking now.

What's the deal with
>WHY HAVENT YOU HACKED YOUR 3DS THREAD
every fucking day
you can hack most consoles except for the latest generation. Vita, PSP, and DS too, I believe. Why do people create threads about the same thing all the time, I just don't get it.

If what you want is serious or edgy stuff, then play SMTIV. Jrpg, but it keeps the anime down low. If you can take a bit more anime, Xenoblade Chronicles is an amazing game that anyone that appreciates RPGs should enjoy.

Thank you user, thanks to post like yours i know that no matter how much of a failure i feel i am, there will always be someone more retarded than me.

I'm a bit too lazy to make proper research, what's the step by step process for this?

I feel the same way, yet I'm too stingy to pay 40 €+ for new games

The literal step by step, anti retard guide is in this post.
i got my n3ds and 40 mins later i was already pirating games.

>not pirating

>I needed to download a FAT32 GUI Formatter
windows has a built in formatter, just right click on the drive and click format

Anyone who can recommend doing this on the 2DS?

It's easiest on the 2DS because the 2DS has a sleep switch.

>Have no fucking clue on how the hacking scene evolved
I'm on Luma or something, I think I use a menu hack or something, sometimes the 3ds stops at a yellow screen during booting, is there a betyer thing than emunand? I hear about arm9loader somewhere but I don't know how I should proceed from my current situation

PSP was pretty shit too iirc. I could only use sleep mode (couldn't shut down) or all my save files would get fucked when i started it up again. Same thing even if i took the stick out and put it back when i restarted

>>you can literally download games into your handheld from the handheld itself
I hacked it recently, how do I do this, browser?

>vita is literally not supported by Sony anymore
>they still go out of their way to ensure it can't be hacked

such a fucking waste all round

>Hacking on nintendo used to be gameshark and editing hexidecimals.
Hacks for the switch when...

>3ds piracy has been perfected
not new2dsxl

is it worth to enter the ds world at this point bros?

>Piracy is so easy, why doesn't everyone do it?
>Gets instabanned the moment you go online

Well you still have that but you don't have to pay for a dongle anymore.

Use b9s
You can use it with emunand. I jumped from menuhax to b9s.

O no how will I survive without pokemon and... and...

You read
3ds.guide

You install freeshop, google "freeshop instalation guide"

my little brother did the 11.6 update (cause he's fucking dense). It's not possible hacking his 3DS without using another one or soldering shit. it's not always as simple as that. also, he's got none of the games required for the first method anyway

...Super Smash Bros, Monster Hunter, Mario Kart, Mario Maker, Animal Crossing, etc.

Maybe if you're a dumbass and hack mp games.
Haven't been banned yet and I've had my consoles hacked since a9lh came out.

Btw, unbanning is so fucking easy, have done it for my friend several times because the dumbass cheats in smash and mk7

>401745215

>29 and have been posting here for 10 years now

>They all just say to get the sd card from chinese.
I never heard anyone say that. I didn't even know pre-prepared sd cards were a thing

It's too bad all of them suck.

curious about this too. i grew up on nintendo but just sort of got away from it when i got into pc gaming as a teenager

>I could only use sleep mode (couldn't shut down) or all my save files would get fucked when i started it up again.
Was this some early piracy issue? Never happened to me, but i hacked mine late

Maybe

the builtin fat32 formatting has been intentionally gutted since win7 i believe. doesnt work properly for large partition sizes etc (that fat32 would otherwise allow - it's purely windows formatter restrictions)

3ds has a ton of great games and as OP says, very easy to pirate on it. kinda like wii. havent kept up to date on it on what types of 3ds are easy or hard to homebrew anymore but check first then get an older one on ebay and it should be fine. when you get it don't let the firmware autoupdate until you've read up on what versions are good and if there's any restrictions in the newer ones

Damn all those dead games... how will I survive...
>Not hunting solo

I got banned once and unbanning was as simple as replacing a file. Since i disabled all spottpass features and didn't play games early anymore i haven't got banned again

>can't play online games

Sounds good.

You're 31 and have no free time (which I assume means you have kids), but you're also so poor you have to steal 3ds games instead of buying them?

You literally can though

don't mind me just pirating this thread

I'm just nervous user, I don't want to mess it up

it has been said every thread multiple times since I took the plunge about 2 years or so ago.
It's completely retard proof. what are you waiting for? all you need is like an hour or so of time

>tfw 29 years old and have wasted my entire life playing video games
For the love of any deity, please don't do what I have done.

so you think a life spent slaving for a woman and forcing people into existence who never asked to be born is better?

>not hardmodding

It's too late. I turn 25 next year and can't stop, won't stop

>hunting alone
lol what a fag. Have fun with the G rank hunts.

26 here. I found a way to balance this out. But not sure for how much longer i can keep it up
>give myself the pressure to just buy the first SanDisk or Samsung 64 gig i find on a electronic store since i wont be buying games ever again on the 3ds
The price is nothing for what it offers me

Okay, but what games are there to play really? I've exhausted the entire library of good games. 3DS is over.

Cant you just hack literelly any 3ds on any firm with that r4 gold ntr whatever method?

>ntr
out

pointless thanks to magnethax

That's pretty clean tbqh. I bought a cheap bricked one with nand backup. On the newer models two or three of the connections are on the other side of the motherboard, and some of the connectors are pantsu on head retarded. It's a minor miracle mine is still working.

This is why I didn’t buy a 3ds. What adult actually enjoys even 90% of the library it’s all fucking boring little kid games with shit graphics Atleast the vita has a much better library even though it’s harder to hack

I did that before Magnethax was released, but
>magnets now work for installing CFW