He doesnt lan with his best buds and family

>he doesnt lan with his best buds and family

>that guy with that girl on his lap

damn

>youll never keep the tradition alive

>year after year

Is this a rich man's house by amurican standards?

>with new and old friends

>with your loved ones

cringe

>cherishing one another

>less and less people show up

Where did the girls go? Hmmmm....

Who the fuck is Ian?

Is this a part of the Sup Forums mansion?

the only cringe in here is you friendo

>By this time the only ones coming are the single guys.

>no women left

hmmm

>ultima online and smite ads
people sponsor lans in their own homes?

It was pretty solid until the last two, could be they're just early/late and people aren't there yet/have just left. Too many set up systems to think the host has all that lying around.

>being in such a shitty relationship that your girlfriend won't allow you to have fun with a couple brodies
lmao

This is an older photo. The earlier photo has a chicken dinner t shirt in it.

PUBG gets you laid

dude on the top left has my bodytype

Fat is not a bodytype

Came here to ask

are you sure?

Im hosting later

Why do some people smile without showing their teeth? Is it because they are not confident in how they look?

what happened to the little girl in the first photo??? did they molest her to death and bury her in the backyard?

>that black guy that nobody knows thats there for the grub.

Me in the pink

Yep

>wanting to be a normie

>kids at a lan party
>women at a lan party
gay

nice

Normies don't know what lan is

It's like that for me. Smiling in general puts me on edge, and very uncomfortable. I don't like standing out or drawing attention

Looks like a lot of work for sweaty guys who probably make your carpet smell like ass

I thought the whole point of video games was so you don't have to deal with the smell of neckbeards.

this nigga never had irl friends lol

No but they have more than 5 friends.

Why do they need to show their teeth?

Because they don't want to? What a dumbass fucking question. Vapid fuck.

I play KF2 with 2 buddies now but that's about it. Not many friends of mine play the same things and besides we're all busy with our own jobs
and family? I'm like the oldest child in the family and I'm 27. My sister doesn't play vidya, I have 2 cousins that are 11-12 years old. There is this one younger cousin of mine who I hanged out with when I was a kid but now he is a bumbling retard who can't get a job
Though it must be nice being able to gather in large groups to play games together

Yeah but why? Are you ugly?

Fuck off normie. I have like 4 friends irl and my best friend is through the internet.

you're overthinking it, this doesn't really matter unless you're a woman.

>americans
>shoes inside the house
I thought it was just banter but apparently americans are fucking nasty.

I do it because I have an embarrassing gap

But why dont they want to?

No idea. I just don't like it. Probably am ugly though ;_;

Why do you want to?

can I just take the loli and sit in the corner hugging her?

They get smashed up feet too from it.
Here in murrica you should never take your shoes off. It's barbaric and savage.
Just like having sex. Sex is bad and impure, so we mutilate genitals at birth.

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE

>Be American
>take off nike sneakers
>Go to shower and wash self
>get out of shower
>first thing is put back on nike sneakers

some people never learned how to force a smile. I never have. it's a really important skill and it's amazing how many people take it for granted. if you can't force a smile, your options during photos are
>don't smile
>people think you're emotionless

>force a smile
>people think you're being sarcastic and get upset

But what about being comfywith just socks?

I don't know anyone with an apartment/house big enough for a LAN bigger than 8 players. And thats counting using the dinner tables, bedrooms and moving the living room around. - well, maybe at a stretch you can get 10 people.

Why do brits build such small houses.

What?
I never force myself to smile. Why would I give a fuck what they think? Hell. I despise my picture even being taken.

>try to LAN in old house
>fuses blow

>not noticing they have that brown cardboard covering the floor.
Im american and we usually cover the floors with cardboard when we have a party.

Wut
Who the fuck does that

in a professional setting you sometimes have no choice

I need to make friends, all my old ones have drifted away and have no intention of coming back except for funerals and weddings.

Cause brits are all stuffy and snobbish so they dont have many friends. They also lack virility and have small families.

no one does this

leave your fucking shoes at the door

Smart people who dont want shoes tarnishing their carpets? Step it up.

What the fuck are you doing to your floors that you need them to be clean? Are you rolling around on your floor like an animal? You're the nasty ones.

Professional setting? Haha, good one. Like hell I would ever go work for some corporate prick. Any job that requires you to not be yourself and play pretend constantly and be a piece of shit yes man bitch is never worth it in my opinion.

I do and im a bachelor. I also saw it in my gf's family house cause they got expensive carpeting.
You just take some cardboard boxes, untangle them and cover the floors. When the party is over you remove them and throw them away. Real easy and is way cheaper than cleaning the carpets.

because it looks retarded

So what kind of a promotion is this?

Higher population density means land is more expensive meaning houses are built smaller.

At least our houses are made out of bricks and mortar rather than sawdust and cobwebs.

>that one guy who could never get his shit working

>literally a thread of of photoes of an american family and everyone has shoes inside...

>color gets more drab over the years
>the girls have left

No one does either of those. Don't rub your face on your floor and it won't be a fucking issue. The fuck are you retarded animals doing with your fucking floors that you can't handle shoes being worn in the house!?

>wearing shoes indoors

ah yes, quality british homes

>forget to turn gas stove off before going to bed
>next day light morning cigarette
>half the neighborhood blows up

why not just use superior electric ovens?

that's a little presumptuous. You real think there are no real jobs that require having to "play pretend" and take publicity photos? It's something that pretty much all medical professionals have to do. all those billboards with pictures of doctors on them? forced smiles.

Plenty of people only have a toothy smile when laughing. Anyone who demands teeth in a posed photo is a complete ass.

>that one guy that plays a 20 year old MMO (Ultima online) at parties

>LAN'ing with women
at least they are consistently playing some melee

>being a weird little bitch about shoes being worn indoors

Are you lying down on your floor like a toddler? Why do you care if the floor is slightly dirtier?

Are we playing this game now?

I live in california and we sometimes leave the gas on at night so it sterilizes the air. Its how and bacteria can go rampant.
Just gotta make sure you leave a small crack open so the gas doesnt actually fill the apartment up completely.

>these 3 houses represent the whole of britain

What is a "real" job supposed to mean?

...

No, but do not know what vaccuuming is?

Let Norman do his thing, his wife left him for a black guy and took the kids.

how much for that home?

>be thirdie
>see image of americans playing vidya and enjoying life
>S-SHOES!!!!!!!

sad

Can some normie tell me what these two are doing

beer pong or some shit

posturing

>walking on carpet with the same shoes you've been outside in
Disgusting

the other user brought it up, not me. I'm not here to define what's a good career, but seems to genuinely believe that anyone who needs to have a publicity photo taken in which they need to smile is a "piece of shit yes man bitch"

as a government employee, I'm utterly emotionless in the photo on my ID badge and that's the way it should be

I should be asking you that, retard, since you're the one acting like the floor is incurably soiled if someone wears their shoes inside after walking from their car to the sidewalk to the door.

That's honestly one of the dumbest responses you could have posted. Are you actually fucking retarded? What's your IQ?

It could be some form of space age beer pong where the only target is the one circle in the middle and you drink from those cups under the table

Her pants are off.
So some kind of stupid normie mating ritial bullshit.