Let's have a buyer's remorse thread

Let's have a buyer's remorse thread.

I can't believe I fell for the nintendo marketing on Sup Forums. "Buy a switch, user. It has the 2 best games of this generation and a shit ton of other things you'll like aswell". Turns out that after playing for about 25 hours I'm done with the entire library and now I have a portable Wii U that slowly turns into a vita which apparently was shit because it was a portable indie games machine which is one of the Switches strong points according to Sup Forums. Never fucking again will I listen to you people when buying something.

post a screenshot of your switch screen

Zelda and Mario are easily 50-100 hours each, what the fuck are you on about?

>Zelda and Mario are easily 50-100 hours each
What the fuck are you smoking? I beat the darkest side of the moon in like 20 hours and I didn't buy zelda because I can fucking emulate it.

B..but i love my vita
And i love my switch
Ur just jelly op, i bet you're just a falseflagging nigger

It's a vita but it was made by Nintendo so it's good now.

deal with it

>buying a console just for [game 1]
>buying a console just for [game 2]
>buying a console just for [game 3]
>buying a console just for [game 4]
>buying a console just for [game 5]
>etc
so this is the newest meme on Sup Forums right?

Oh shit.
SHUT IT DOWN

it's the only reason to buy a console anymore

You watch rick and morty, don't you?

Ill speak from the prespective of a married man, living as a wage slave in comfy apartment. Had some friends over the other night and we played mario kart brawlout and odessy for hours. We smoked alittle pot and everyone was having the time of their lives. I havent laughed so hard in forever. Being a normie is arguably the best way to make it through life.

Yes, of course. A simpleton like you wouldn't understand.

only a switch soyboy would resort to using such random insults

The only game I ever regret buying I'd Freedom Wars.

>oh, gameplay is pretty fucking fun
>three hours later I still can't p!lay again because I have to run allllllll the way across the map and tall to someone for two seconds and then run allllllll the way back again to talk to someone for five seconds
>oooo yay, okay setting it up is done now, time to fucking play
>play for ten mins at best
>now its another three hours of running around back and forth
>ten hours later maybe play 30 min total of actual gameplay
Like Jesus Christ
You'd think reviews would mention you do nothing but run around.

No, I don't even know if that shit airs in my country.

I feel big buyer's remorse as well, its fucking crazy how overrated BotW is, the game is so fucking boring.

>Nothing OP said has anything to do with Rick and Morty
>Project it on to him when he gives proof he owns a Switch and thinks its shit

Soyboy soldiers everyone

Agreed. I keep falling for the 3D Zelda meme and it's boring every time.

Turns out you have shit taste in games, user. It happens. I got 340+ hours out of Splatoon 2 and I haven’t even finished the campaign, and 70 hours out of Xenoblade Chronicles 2; not to mention the time spent in Arms, Mario Kart, BOTW, and Mario Odyssey.

No user, from my position you are the one with the shit taste. Oh fuck, what do we do now? Looks like there's no reason to force your own tastes onto someone else because they will always think you have shit taste while you'll always think they have shit taste. Damn, what a revelation.

I already beat Zelda on my Wii U and I still don't regret getting a Switch. *shrugs*

You have to buy it first before you can emulate it, retard

Never reply to me again.

Irony?

>calls someone's taste shit
>fake fps, fake fighting game, Zelda Walking Simulator and weebshit
You can't make this shit up.

Fuck you you fucking filth

>revelation
That's a port (two ports actually) so it doesn't count.

Nah sounds like you just have shit taste

It's been 10 months. Will the sonysoy salt EVER end?

Not the same person so I can't speak for the rest, but splatoon 2 is a shit load of fun

Considering OP already posted a picture of his switch I assume for you everyone is a sonysoy, even if they own a nintendo product. What happens if you get in a fight with another person? Do you call him sonysoy aswell?

It's just a joke dude, chill out lmao

i would hope that hes self aware enough to realise that but we both know that hes not

Timestamp that shit

Why can't you look at recommendations and form your own decision on if it's for you or not? You bought it just for Mario and you're complaining that all it has is Mario. Why did you buy it at all then?

of course i watch rick and morty

>I can't believe I fell for the nintendo marketing
>Nintendo marketing anything

lolwut?

So you bought a console even though you only wanted one game on it?

I bet your parents have remorse over your existence

>I finished Mario and Zelda in under 25 hours!
>Also, I dont own Zelda!

>I finished Mario and Zelda in under 25 hours!
Said who? No, really. Point me towards where I said I finished mario and zelda in under 25 hours.

nu-males actually triggered their shit console is shit.

The Switch is a shitty console directed at the casual audience. It's gonna be like the WiiU, where the only good game(s) are first party, and even then how many Mario rehashes can you have?

first post:

>Turns out that after playing for about 25 hours I'm done with the entire library

>buy switch for Zelda
>end up playing fire emblem warriors instead
at least im having fun

Call me blind but nowhere does this say I played zelda on the switch.

I'm waiting for a Swich home version, cheaper, with and big HDD and without the portable shit, just a TV output.

Not gonna happen, I guess.

Thinking OP is retarded is independent from whether or not the switch is good or not. It could be the best OR the worst console in the universe and OP would still be a retard for buying one even though he only wants one platformer game, then having remorse that he played that platformer game in 25 hours.

Why is it that every remorse retard has the dirtiest screen? You almost never need to touch the screen and if you do, wipe that grease off it’s disgusting. A screen protector is not a bib, you know. Of course you’d be a PC gamer.

The only console I ever really regret getting is my PS4, desu. I basically use it as a pure SFV machine at this point.

It might, but I still see the Switch Mini happening first. Bezel removed, maybe no joycons, gotta buy a separate controller for TV use. I was hoping for something like that too but I caved and bought a Switch anyway and love it. I don't really take it anywhere but it's nice playing on the shitter or in bed.

I'm right there with you. Odyssey was such a massive disappointment. It's a good thing I have a PC and PS4 to play games on.

Took only 50 posts or so for someone to mention the PS4. Kinda disappointed.

I bought the mario odessy edition. I regreat it, first of all i was never a nintendo guy, growing up i always had playstation and was never that much interested in nintendo
Games aside from pokemon and zelda.

I think mario odessy is a decent platformer but the levels are too small for my liking, it feels like it was made to be played portable. A shame because i loved galaxy and i thought it was going to be as good as that. The other game i own is zelda botw which i have nothing but good things to say about, i really am playing it as slowly as i can since there is nothing i want to buy for the switch.

I think i ll sell it as soon as i finish zelda, dont get me wrong, is not a bad machine is just not for me

You are blind

You literally said you played for 25 hours and compelted the entire Switch library, which consists of Super Mario Oddysey, Breath of the Wild, Splatoon 2, ARMS, Fire Emblem Warrios, Xenoblade 2, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, L.A. Noire, etcetera.

This sentence there says that you completed all of these games in under 25 hours. You did not, because you haven't played Zelda at all. You don't even own it. You are blind and a liar.

Did your mom drop you on your head as a baby? OP made a general buyer's regret thread, not a Switch regret thread.

How am I triggered for merely pointing out you're a pirate cuck?

In what world does
>I'm done with the library
equals
>I beat the entire library
I didn't buy "Breath of the Wild, Splatoon 2, ARMS, Fire Emblem Warrios, Xenoblade 2, L.A. Noire, etcetera." because I'm not interested in them. And there's also the thing that I don't have to play zelda on the switch because I can play the better version on PC which I'm also not interested in.

I regret buying a xbox one when it launched and investing in a gaming pc. Sold the xbox after using it a few times and still have the pc but dont play shit on it because i have a ps4

>In what world does
>>I'm done with the library
>equals
>>I beat the entire library

This world? How would it mean anything else?

>I didn't buy etcetera." because I'm not interested in them.

If you don't like the games, why buy the console, you idiot?

...

Then why did you get the thing at all if there was nothing you wanted to play on it? Are you stupid?

>In what world does
>>I'm done with the library
>equals
>>I beat the entire library

English is not your first language, is it user?

Because hes a retard faggot

Pack it up boys, OP is just an idiot

>buy a switch
>dislike it
>buy Skyrim
I honestly don't understand you user, why would you?

Because I'm interested in other games? Look, I know you are absolutely retarded but there's like a billion games (not literally, because you apparently can't understand things if they're not spelled out for you) on PC, are you saying nobody should ever buy a PC because he's not interested in playing 90% of the library? I bought a switch for SMO, MK8, SMTV, the new pokemon and whatever else nintendo decides to port that I actually might like. I thought SMO and MK8 would hold me for a few hundred hours, just like Mario 64 and mario kart 64 would, but they didn't.

Congratulations, you're so incapable of forming your own decisions that you bought a Nintendo system even though you don't like Nintendo games just because Sup Forums said so.

Reminder, OP shit posts like this all the time and doesn't actually own that Switch. It belongs to his roommate.

I'm not OP you stupid moron

Splatoon and Zelda were fun, and I had never played Skyrim before so picking it up for $30 wasn't that bad. Mario Odyssey was incredibly boring and I'm having issues getting through Xenoblade because it's boring as well.

I'm excited for Fire Emblem, Octopath and Metroid though. My PS4 and PC just get way, way more usage and that's only going to continue with Monster Hunter World.

OP is a retard. Nothing to see here move along

So you bought a console just to play Mario?

>even though you don't like Nintendo games
Oh, guess me enjoying the shit out of my n64 and gamecube don't mean I actually like nintendo games because I'm not interested in ARMS or splatoon. Thanks for clearing that up, it will retroactively make me dislike some of my favorite childhood games.

>and I had never played Skyrim before
Oh well that makes sense. I naturally assume everyone's played it already.

I'm also a huge handheld fag. My 3DS was my most played platform in the past 4 years.

Yes. Too bad I didn't know that they were not particularly good.

Dude you have autism.

>but there's like a billion games on PC, are you saying nobody should ever buy a PC because he's not interested in playing 90% of the library?


Did I mention the PC? I don't think so. From what I remember we were talking about the Switch, which doenst have a billion games.

So you made a thread to parade your idiocy?

English is not even my mother tongue and I can understand what OP mean,
What is the difference of OP's statement with this then:
>play a bad game for two hours
>welp, I'm done with this game

Trying so hard still. So sad.

If you want to call me an idiot because nintendo somehow managed to make their games worse than they were 20 years ago then go ahead.

No I call you an idiot because you regret buying a game for one game (which you didn't even know if you'd like or not) because Sup Forums told you.

You're an idiot for buying a console for just 2 games. At least a library of 3 games you want is the minimum.

Have you learned nothing from being in this place at all?

Confirmed mad

Not him but the use of "done" implies some degree of completion. If you haven't finished any of them then you should have said you gave up.

>paying $360 to play bing bing wahoo
Wow can't believe I listened to Sup Forums!

I actually bought it because previous games in the series were quite good and rank high on my favorite games of all times list. But since you fail to understand that even though I said it twice already I doubt this will get to you.

Sorry, I'm not obliged to follow your made up rules on how many games I need to justify a platform. I bought a PS4 literally to play 1 game and I have well over 200 hours in it which ends up in me not having buyer's remorse for it.

Is there a way we can remove OP from the gene pool?

>At least a library of 3 games you want is the minimum.
You mean five games.

He bought it to only play Mario

You bought a console for ONE (UNO, 壱, EIN) GAME, user. You are retarded.

As I told you, it was worth it for me.

We can tell him to jump off a bridge. Apparently he listens to whatever Sup Forums says.

So you don't regret it? Then what is this thread about? :^)

I didn't know I posted a picture of a PS4 in the OP. I said multiple times that I bought the switch for MK8 and SMO, somehow people just cut one game from that statement to make them feel better about themself, I can't really put my finger on it but it turns out that people get really angry when you don't enjoy the products they worship.

He also said he was done with listening to Sup Forums. Oh wait no, I phrased that wrong. Apparently that would mean he listened to literally 100% of everything Sup Forums said and will say.

So, you regret buying Mario Kart too? Why?
Also didn't you just say you bought it for one game and it was worth it here ?

>I bought a PS4 literally to play 1 game
>You bought a console for ONE (UNO, 壱, EIN) GAME
>Also didn't you just say you bought it for one game and it was worth it
Yes, I said I bought a PS4 for one game and it was worth it.

>So, you regret buying Mario Kart too?
I played about 3 or 4 hours of it, the online is very hit or miss with sometimes people from NA being thrown into my games that lag really fucking hard. It's just not fun to play a game with apparently not enough people from your region to fill the games. Paired with the switch not having a fucking ethernet port so I have to use my shitty wifi instead of a wired connection I can't be arsed to play more of it. I tried local co-op with a friend once and after raging about the fucking joycons I never brought the switch up again.

Why do you keep bringing up the PS4?

Because people keep asking about the "bought a system for one game and it was worth it" thing that I used when someone told me about the arbitrary rules he made up that you're retarded if you buy a system for less than 3 games.