Why aren't you playing trap of the wild?

why aren't you playing trap of the wild?

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Cause I've already beaten it, and it has zero replay value.
One of the shittiest zelda games

Is that real

It's a mod

maybe

too busy fapping

haven't made the Switch to traps yet

Never played the LoZ games since they never interested me.
I'd get it to play a cute trap but once I've emptied my balls I just get bored.

Boring, bad game with nothing to do after experiment with it for a while.

>tits
Garbage outfit

How does any of the others have better replay value?

Post webm, I wanna see how it's animated

it's decent
youtube.com/watch?v=bUU8DL4Ths0

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what the shit. is this an edit? That hand is retarded

yes, the hand.

the hand is the only thing wrong with that picture.

We got this thread 2 times today, both got archived before hitting 100 replies.
Just fucking give it a rest user

Nah

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because traps are fucking gay dude

bruh

Yes, and?

Because switches are for faggots.

ain't nothing gay 'bout wanting to conquer some sweet boi puss

cool divide and conquer shill thread, why don't you make a better one next time?

I just hope they will give link more character in next zelda. He is completly blank in BoTW.

Literally nothing gay with dominating other male and using him like toy,
See

I thought he was okay in Breath of the Wild. Felt like the same old Link to me.

At what point cross dressing stopped being a gag and become an entirely sexual thing?

What do you think it was a gag of in the first place?

i still think it's funny thought

It’s not if you’re only attracted to the feminine parts

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If it looks like a girl, it's not gay

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The OoT format has tons of replayability, open world garbage gets stale before you play ten minutes of the game.

You got the order of that backwards.

no it doesn't. it's linear as fuck and doesn't offer any replayability kid

If it's Japan then it's only a gag if fat, middle aged, or muscular men do it.

kinda don't wanna get botw with this trap shit they forced into it

I honestly wish I didn’t play it. There is a whole “comedic” scene where you have to entertain men in different outfits. It’s the faggot shit I’ve ever seen in a game

Where is it? I only found the guy near Gerudo town that you can bamboozle for boots while dressed up as a grill

Did you pop a semi and it made you uncomfortable?

It’s in the little village that you can build

No, it made me gag and long for the days when nintendo didn’t ram this shit down our throats

It's 2017, get over yourself.
You don't hear gay people complaining when it's the other way around

It made you gag because of all the blood rushing to your willy?

Actually you do. I see threads on here constantly with twitter caps of faggot snowflakes complaining about straight, white men

Oh WOW I CAN CHOOSE IF I WANT TO DO THE ZORA OR THE GORONS FIRST. MUCH REPLAY WOW.

Fuck off ba

fag enabler

>I-I'm not g-gay!

You know you want one.

yup

Oh i'm more than a fag enabler.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

No, it's gay. You can't talk about how much you love Link's cute little cock then claim to be straight. Doesn't work that way.

>Literally nothing gay with dominating other male
two males having sex will always be gay, no matter how much you desperately scream otherwise

Who said anything about his cock?
It's the hole between his fleshy succulent cheeks

If you want to fuck another man's asshole, you aren't straight.

and?

based mods letting this thread stay up

and nothing. Just get tired of people in these threads claiming to be straight

but its not gay

take it easy, pence. It’s just a shitposting thread

Traps aren't really men though, they're basically girls just without vaginas

idgaf

I'd be gay as a motherfucker to fuck a dude who looks like Link in the ass

it is, a male having sexual attraction to a male is gay. You're bisexual, but liking another male is a gay act
>Traps aren't really men
they literally are, stop being in denial.

Will you pray for us?

Does this look like a man to you?

He doesnt look nearly that girly in the game

>Wanting to fuck a man in a dress

Switch players are truly redpilled.

if you saw that thing naked and still wanted to fuck it, you are not straight.

To be fair Link doesn't have a cock though

he doesnt look that muscular either. I'd say he'leans towards looking androgynous depending on what he's wearing

Yes?

He looks his age, aka a 17 yr old boy

Ok, now does this look like a girl to you?

Yeah

I didn't look like that when I was 17

fuck off with his false binary shit.
There are more choices than some ugly old hag or some gross tranny

Well i did

>It's okay when Japan pushes mental illness and degeneracy on everyone

So if you had to choose, you would fuck that girl over that man? Hmm?

Isn't that Rosie O'Donnell's face on Steve Bannon?

Yeah

Is there a mail man link mod? Or any other mods to make Link cuter?

Link is a man.
Men are not supposed to be cute.

Kind of related, but are there any other decent games to run on Cemu besides BoTW, the Zelda HDs or Tropical Freeze?
Besides those the library seems to be shit, since I'm not into Mario. Already played Bayonetta 2 too

He doesn't look like a girl at all there. Girls are ugly and fat. The pic you posted is 100% masculine.

Men are always supposed to be cute. Cuteness is an exclusively masculine trait, literally only males are capable of it. What kind of retard are you?

Twink Link >>> trap Link

Boys are supposed to be cute, then they get manlier as they get older
Girls just have a longer shelf life in terms of qtness

Link is always a twink, even when he's crossdressing. People who draw Link with disgustingly wide hips or a girly body aren't drawing Link, they're drawing some shitty futa with Link's hair.

No, girls have a shelf life of 0. Females can't be cute, ever. Under any circumstances.

>Men are not supposed to be cute.
Fuck you. I willl like my men however I want

Because that game is so last year.

Girls are always ugly shit. Guys can stay cute until they're 40, easy.

What the new foty game right now then?

it is very gay

It's extremely gay. If you're sexually interested in any kind of male, you're gay.

It's only gay if the balls touch. Clothed ball touching doesn't count.