Tell me everything wrong with this photo

Tell me everything wrong with this photo.

>Hard mode: No mentions of the No Man's Sky disc in foreground.

all of them are soyboys

numale face

Only one of them is drowning their sorrows.

people are trying to look happier than they are

the borderline childs playroom

Everything.

It's everything that's wrong with the male gaming community, namely: male gamers.

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No women in there must be misogynists who use rape to keep them out of stem.

soyboy team

Femenist

>Hello games.
>Such a shit name.

Yeah, that guy is just chugging away because he knows what's about to happen when they release their game in the condition that it's in. Him and the dykey looking girl on the right are the only ones who know how bad the situation really is.

The only thing wrong there is the lighting

Trannies don't count and feminists hate MtF trannies more than shitlord white male cis-scum

No women or people of blackness

can some one post the shoop where it's all the one guy

i love that one

>all straight white men

Seems a bit redundant as they are all basically identical already

the entire place looks like a child's playroom too actually

Not really. Just looks retro.

No women.

The underrepresentation of women in the video game industry and the software development industry as a whole is criminal. These bigots obviously only hired men that would agree with their boy's club ideals.

No Man's Sky is so obviously a male power fantasy. You go from planet to planet, sucking resources from them, having your way with the planet, and then leaving it behind forever. It's the video game analogy for rape culture.

We NEED to hire more women to fight back against this oppressive patriarchy. Companies like Bioware, Ubisoft, and Gearbox are leading the way by integrating progressive, feminist ideas which benefit everyone into their management. These companies deserve our respect and support, not those bearded misogynists in your picture.

#MeToo #KillAllMen

I can't stand this.
It's neither utilitarian nor individualistic, just a common theme forced down their throats.

Hello Sean

Looks good, except for the floor.

People open their mouths in pictures to give the illusion that the picture was taken in a moment of "excitement". This is especially embarrassing when done by a person alone, taking a selfie. At the very least, Sean probably told everybody to get ready for the picture, and they all started chimping out, but it was probably an exaggerated emotion, if not forced altogether.

I saw this pic yesterday and everyone called it a Sup Forums strawmen, but this is actually based on a real tweet

Someone post the open mouth wojak with the switch

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This one to be precise

Got a link to the tweet?

When did guys start making faces like facebook whores?

>Sup Forums has suddenly been filled with people that genuinely believe that married, gainfully employed, bearded men are somehow people to be ridiculed for being immature or some other nonsense.

it's a group of con-artists that are happy about creating a failure of a game

Guy has deleted the tweet since and changed his handle. I tried looking for him to find out which game he made, but couldn't find him

I can't tell if that's a female tranny or a male tranny

>not Nu Man's Soy
>literally only one job

That twitter account does not exist

More nu-wojaks would be appreciated, i really need to fill up my folder

what the fuck are they so excited about i mean they MADE the game don't they know that it was shit?

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ok

See
Found the screenshot on /vg/. No idea who he is. Probably changed everything, because of slight backlash

>shit company logo
>shit company name
>disgusting "MAAAAAAAAAAH I'M SO WILD" facial expressions
>graphic tees
>IT worker glasses
>harmless looking men
>shitty, haphazardly thrown together workplace
>fucking limeys

>when you soy but he still suckin'

whats a NOM?

There it is, the Soylent Grin. Remove Anthony Fantano you faggot. He's got a bigass mouth, but he actually randomly spouts out nonsense while making videos.

>tea and noms
jesus christ fuck off
also this. Either work in a proper office or work in a personalized space, don't work in a "so random and quirky not like your everyday office!" office, trying to ape google and be fucking silly about it.

It's corporate mandated fun(TM).

>imagine becoming a meme for what's wrong with modern males overnight

Thanks

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>when you exist for the sole purpose of hiding the feminine rounded ill defined non-jawlines of emasculated men all while they can pretend to be masculine by overindulging in a traditionally machismo feature

How the fuck did you find that picture of me?

soy faces/smiles

Hi sean!

Why do numale beards always look like curly pubic hair.
How do you actually achieve a manual labour beard?

Perform manual labor

Horrible back-lighting/exposure is way too high?

Nothing. Take your feminism and hang yourself.

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What's a manual labor beard look like? I wanna know what mine is.

Genetics. If you're not genetically a Chad then you never will be. I know modern society likes to try and hide this with body positivity and fee fee protection bubble safe spaces but genetics are everything. Admitting to that means you have to admit to race realism which is why it's a no go for discussion in a serious setting.

Facial hair is easier to style and fake though, compared to say, your body or skin color.

The light is too bright and its ruining the contrast of the photo.

Frankly, just look at the violent reaction to comments like this and you will see how scary the truth is.

They're smiling with their mouths open. And they have beards. For some reason, this is unforgivable!

I think it has to do with the face. Black rimmed glasses don't fit with full beards without making you look like an idiot.
If you smoke a pack of cigarettes a day and get the classic old-man skin with some crevices it looks a lot better.

got you covered senpai

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The clock is doing a meme arrow.

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>Tea & Noms
Jesus Christ. If I walked into work to find they'd painted that in the break room, I'd set the place on fire, then hand in my resignation.

Yeah its the eyes and the lack if happiness

I don't cut my beard.
I think anyone that cuts their beard beyond the most rudimentary mustache maintenance to keep hair out of your food is a faggot.

How long is too long?

you sound like a pretentious faggot

There is no "too long". Just make sure you don't have a fuckin face afro like the homo in OP and you're good to go.

>I am become Nu

Sure thing, Mary. Go back to your cafes and wineries, discussing politics with your homo gal pals.

the floor is the only thing that looks good you fucking faggot

It's not a lack of happiness it's a lack of unjustified overreaction to stimuli that defines masculinity. Like when you're fucking a chick. Act like youve been there before, scrub.

well meme'd friend

>soylent grin
heh

heheheh hohooh ohahahah ohehoehe SOY
BOY

its like a glomp

>No complaining is praise enough

Thought it was Soy Man Sky

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No Sup Forums, that's what it was called before the shitty soy meme was even a thing. God I fucking hate this place.

>You can replace any word on No Mans Sky with soy and it still fits

>want to grow a beard
>grow a beard
>can't have a beard because the moustache and beard don't connect, and the soul patch doesn't connect to the chin
Who else /badfacialgenetics/?

>No Sup Forums,
OBSESSED
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>Soylent Grin
Okay, I fucking hate Sup Forums's stupid soyboy memes but that's pretty good, credit where credit is due

The 2017 remake of the goonies sure looks awful

>No man's towers

alcohol in workplace

I like that. There's nothing wrong with having an opinion about a trivial thing like vidya, but acting like god came down from heaven and gifted you life because you got a copy of a game is ultimate soy (paired with all the beards, glasses and soy accoutrements).

This is so fucking clean I hate it