Will this ruin your gaming life?

Will this ruin your gaming life?

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Traps can't get pregnant

That's not mine.

my gf doesn't want kids and makes more money than i do

Hasn't ruined mine. I just became a stay at home dad.

yes but it will be more rewarding and fulfilling than any game

That's a weird thermometer.

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nah, I got this

prepare to get cucked my man

I never got those "guy gets spooked because gf is pregnant" gags

If my gf got pregnant I'd be very happy
It's that dirty whore who wants to "finish college, nyeh nyeh nyeh, muh career" should have just bought a yazidi loli slave from the ISIS webshop FUCK

No, I'd have an abortion

Nope. Wait til they're 5 and you can share vidya with them
>t.father who has 130 hours in XB2

Going by my father, not really

He just played vidya all day and parenting was letting me watch him play games.
He never played sports with me, or told me how to impress girls, just old ass C64 rpgs all day every day

>ywn impregnate your qt gf

Can't get pregnant if I shut myself off from the outside world forever

He's right, I've had lots of guys cum inside me and still no kids.

Yes I will faggot

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same here Sup Forumsro

>my gf doesn't want kids
I know this is fake like everything on Sup Forums but I'll bite. How old is she? That shit is gonna change.

It didn't for me.
Last year I was finally able to play FF IX with my son and it was the happiest moment of my life

Now it is

Only if you care about multiplayer games with long-ass rounds. So nothing of value will be lost.

>for free

In a few years, I'll have a co-op buddy!

Are you me?
I do want kids tho so it'll mean an eventual breakup, we're 27

Women on the pill don't want kids

It tricks their body into thinking they are pregnant, so they don't want kids. I got my gf off the pill, in one week she was craving babies, before that she barely ever wanted to have sex.

No. I will raise my child as the perfect gamer!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7_4nuGczOL4

Wait tilthey're 14 and they will rule all your games.

>Implying I'll be in a relationship long enough for pregnancy to even be a concern
>Implying if I ever even have sex again, I'm going to do it with anyone sober enough to remember that they went drinking when they wake up

it's a legitimate debate on whether or not parenting will kill your VIDEOGAME life you fucking autist.
How's it not videogames you big fucking dumbo

putting "video games" in the title does not make it about video games.
Go somewhere else if you want to discuss pregnancy, it's not a Sup Forums topic

>in incredible strong and healthy relationship
>gf and I both want kids after college
>some day I'll get to read the Wind in the Willows and 20000 Leagues to my kid
>I'll be able to curate a good human being

Getting a gf already ruined it. She wants attention as soon as she is awake. Barely have any moment to play some real games because she has shit tastes and suck at video games. And gets angry when I concentrate on something.

I am beginning to think the sex and blowjobs are not worth it and NEET life is the greener side.

It just fucks with libido, you're right on what you're saying but not for the reasons you did

No because my wife already had a son before we married

Well,at least your dad didn't cheat on your mother with a russian grill who left him in a few months.

was it autism?

>How does pregnancy affect videogames?
>not a videogame topic
Not him but are you retarded friend?

I was the other way around. We hate each other, but I really should've listened to him and spent more time playing sports with friends outside instead of spending all weekend in my room masturbating and playing video games.

How about you get a girlfriend you actually want to spend time around and/or gives good personal space

tertiary shit isn't video games

this desu

>My autistic self ever putting my benis into a woman's bagina

nice

It's a lot worse than that. It actively fucks up their hormone system to reject all eggs that try replicate.

It's so fucked up, yet women take it like candy

2D can't get pregnant
once wife bots are made they will only get pregnant when you want

I really need to watch this

reported

She is (was) a virgin. I expected to be smothered in that type of overbearing love.

Getting a job ruins your gaming life

You've pretty much got till 21 tops to enjoy no responsibilities but after that you've got to work (usually) and it's so draining that you'd rather crack open a cold one with the boys than sit down and try to overcome a videogame

I sold tons of my old games recently and booting them up and playing a little to test them made me realise just what a waste of time they are. Like Viewtiful Joe, I played that for 30 mins and you are getting your ass kicked as much as kicking ass. And I recall spending quite a long time and a couple of playthroughs just to get good. I'd have been better off doing something that ends up as a skill like video editing or something

Yes it is, I'm pretty sure you would be happy to participate in a thread about playing games with your parents but somehow being the parent and talking about children and videogames is not videogames.
I understand lonely fags like you get extra angsty these days but there's no reason to force your lack of a life onto others