Just got a new console after 20 years - the SWITCH! What games are good for it, Sup Forums?

Just got a new console after 20 years - the SWITCH! What games are good for it, Sup Forums?

Spla2n
Zelda
Brawl Out

post feet and I will tell ya

Fuckasword Chronicles

Is that you, OP? You're not as sexy as you used to be.

How feminine is your penis??

where's your pet?

>Just got a new console after 20 years
Skyrim if you are bored with Zeldas muff. And hang on why haven't you bought a console in 20 years?????

Daily reminder. This “n64 to switch timelapse” shit is such blatant viral marketing. If you are posting these pics and arent getting paid for it you are a gullible sheep playing right into the marketing executives pockets. If you are getting paid for it, good job, shit is working like a charm.

Why do girls love Nintendo so much? Most of the girls in my 7th grade class all owned an N64 as well. I remember going to a birthday party and well all played Mario Party 3.

What hashtag are these pics under? I'm starting to think it's closer to this than to people actually receiving a Switch.

>pic
Wow, what a soygirl

Based cat

who dis qt

I fucking love it. There is literally no stopping Nintendo at this point. Every normie loves the Switch and the pressure is on 3rd parties to release games for it because if they don't they end looking fucking stupid in the public eye for intentionally avoiding Nintendo.

Spla2n, I guess. It's not very different from the first Splatoon but if you haven't played it it's alright.
Mario Odyssey.
That's it.

That cat was a fucking faggot i hope some car ran him over.
The owner of the cat explained that it was always aggresive when catfags tried to justify his attack.

Splatoon 2
Mario Odyssey
Xenoblade 2
Zelda BotW
Nintendo Switch Title 29
Nintendo Switch Title 15

I really want to find this girl's social media.

Girls like Nintendo because the boys don't like it anymore. They took on Nintendo like how they took on high heels.

Truly the best timeline

>Nintendo Switch Title 29
>Nintendo Switch Title 15
kek

Why won't Millennials grow up?

The coolest cats are aggressive ones, that's what makes them fun. Unless you're a total faggot that can't handle a fucking cat I guess but then you probably are an emotionally frail little baby

Think she's playing it this New Years Eve or do you think she's playing with Jamals extra large joycon?

You have a fucking bizarre obsession user

It's another "everyone on Sup Forums claims to be a succesfull well adjusted adult while they make fun of people getting presents for Christmas episode"

No, aggresive animals in general are a pain in the ass, why would you want to hang around some asshole cat?, unless you are an asshole yourself, wich it seems you are.
My own cat is kind of a cunt but she isn't agressive, but it still makes me want to kick her in the face sometimes.

The delusion is real. Nintendo will never be more than a secondary option that developers will start to ignore in year 2.

>everyone on Sup Forums claims to be a succesfull well adjusted adult
Nobody is claiming that. We're posting on a mesopotamian cuneiform board on New Year's Eve shitting on each other for buying/not-buying a particular console. Anyone claiming to be well-adjusted is a liar

What is you people's obsession with black dick going into other people

Why does he get all excited? He looks like he's 30.

He bought it himself, wrapped it and put it under the tree.

he got "excited" so he could make le epik UT00b video, but the cat, as cats do, had other plans.

Lots of the games are fairly easy to get the hand of. At least for me the simplicity of a lot of Nintendo games is what creates the major draw to it as opposed to games on the Playstation or Xbox. Not to mention if you have a PC you basically have access to all those games anyways.

manchild detected. i hope you get eaten by a fucking lion bitch

Soy

why not both?

So what happens to cats that do this? Do they get put down or?

Autism burns like acid to cats, cat did what had to be done.

you kick them so they don't do that shit anymore

cause why bother?

>if you have a PC you basically have access to all those games anyways.
Nintendo games you mean right? After all, every nintendo console gets an emulator within its life cycle.

t. nigger

>not having a cat thats an asshole to everyone else but is nice to you
truly is the best feel

I didn't know cats could be part pitbull

>animals h-have feelings t-t-too

nah

Hey, OP, don't mind these jerks criticizing you. You're a very good looking woman and seem to be quite intelligent and charming. We should talk sometime? BTW, I'm good at household chores and am a feminist.

>There is literally no stopping Nintendo at this point.
People were saying this in the DS and Wii era.

Did he deserve it?

I fucking hate nerd girls.

Like I said, t. nigger.
Every thread that's even tangentially related to animals has one of you edgelords, its pretty pathetic.

jesus christ, how does a cat even cause that big of an incision?

PPOR

Cats are LITERALLY miniature tigers.

Claws. Cats are a lot stronger than you think. You ever had one go apeshit on you before?

OP, I recommend Breath of the Wild, Super Mario Odyssey, Mario+Rabbids, Sonic Mania if you have no other platform that can play it. Enjoy your new console!

They're strong as fuck and half the time they won't let go of you as soon as they latch onto you and dig their claws into your skin. It hurts like a fucking bitch but they're cute.

>Tfw selling my PS4 and its collection to buy Switch.

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I wish there was a miniature bear
I'd love a house bear

>Dog standing around letting his owner act like a pathetic faggot
>cat puts the soyboy in his place
based

>tfw happy human bean with both

>selling your games
enjoy your 10% return investment

>posts on Sup Forums
>criticizes people for acting like manchildren and "soyboys"

I'll never understand this. Is it like overcompensation or something?

>You will never watch your wife happily unwrap her new game console that you got her as a gift and see her smile because of it

I wish my fianceé liked Video Games more man

>the dog was happy to see his owner get a PS4, but the cat knew better

nintendo games don't require skill or strategy to complete. they're marketed to children. contrast with, i dunno, xcom, diablo, whatever.

10% is better than 0%.

Present = escapement
Manchild = millenials
Puma = the responsibility of becoming a productive member of society
Dog = the internet

t. soyboy

HRT worked out really well for you.

Wife is a veterinarian, she’s told me she’d rather get bit in the face by a dog than a cat, cat’s teeth are like little razors

>diablo
>have to play on hard 10x difficulty for it to be challenging

More like the breast timeline.

>my fianceé
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMALFAG GET OUT OF MY IMAGEBOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's hard to train cats but you can try rewarding it so that it learns to attack sonybros on sight

exactly :^)

sure the games are easy when you know exactly how to minmax and youve been playing for decades

im talking about casual playthroughs

yeah haha being excited for something is so immature right guys?

Buy me a publix sub

Not an argument. Your salt is delicious.

And this is why pet cats should be de-clawed at birth.

>b-b-b-but it's inhumane!!! it's like chopping off their fingers!!!

Ya but you have no problem chopping off their balls so they wont reproduce?

And those systems had excellent sales and libraries.

Someone please post the image collab of soyboys

What if they run outside and get in a fight with another animal/cat? No way to defend themselves

v likes to judge other people but forget to reflect on their sad gaymer life

I got half the money already.

Maybe just train them right and trim their nails instead of mutilating them?

at this point I just want a gf who tolerates my game playing
I can't even find friends who are into gaming beyond COD, GTA, sports and multiplayer shit

I got super lucky with mine really, she doesn't like watching any multiplayer games but she loves just resting her head on my lap and watching me play anything that has a passable single player story and just talking to me about it

dont let it outside

we declawed our cat and when it caught mice it would hold it with it's declawed front paws and mouth and use it's hind leg claws to disembowel it
very messy

Even trained animals can act like wild animals when they get backed into a corner.

Women don't post on Sup Forums.

Your wife is a stupid bitch

Yes, the cat is a fucking hero. Only assholes make videos like those. Cat had enough of his shit.

The cat is actually a highly aggressive animal that should be put down because it's only existence is to be a house pet, not a fucking attack animal that hurts you for acting stupid in a family video.

Maybe not be such a sperg of an owner for starters. Also the reason indoor cats get spayed and neutered isnt so they cant knock other cats up, it's so that they don't spray around the house.

>Sperg of an owner

Listen dumb fuck. I understand memes but the guy was just acting fucking stupid in a video. People do that all the fucking time. The cat was fucking retarded and should be killed.

>What if they run outside
>outdoor cat
kys