Pass the controller bro

>pass the controller bro

STAY BACK

git ye gone golem

fake and gay

there isnt a 31st month

Fake picture. There is no 31st month.

Imagine receiving a handjob from that

>cooler master keyboard
Gross.

wait....theres someone that can hold the arbitor sword/gun the way it was meant to be?

Lol you cant flip people off.

Here.

>Left4Dead.jpg

Woah, so this is the power of European inbreeding

>2017 people

sure he can, he's got a middle finger right next to his pinky

>OP can only count to 4
That's sad

Where have you been hand bro?

That looks like a hand of abe from
Oddworld

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But you are the controller bro.

Is it like having two thumbs on that hand?

I can't put my finger on it (heh) but somehow I know this picture is fake.

Thanks for the games white boi

holy shit KEK

Are you the guy from the Evil Dead remake?

ayyy lmao

>here's your controller bro

here you go

ah of course the perfect controller for you
here it is enjoy

>wort wort wort

Why does god allow you?

Ive studied those pixels and can confirm fake

in b4 autistic europoor who doesn't understand jokes.

>he writes the date the British way

you really are all inbred, huh?

How does it feel to masturbate?

>arrows instead of WASD
I'll never get this, it's not like you even look at the keyboard while playing, what's the point of switching out the keys?

>Can't get married
Sucks bro

You tried but were too late.

>When you want to give half the thread a (You) because there's funny posts everywhere
This thread is excellent. What a way to end the year.

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that's actually really interesting and efficient. Five buttons per finger and you don't need to reach for any buttons. My only concern is that I'd probably wind up accidentally triggering different buttons while I'm trying to learn how to use it.

Are your palms supposed to rest over the speakers?

can i play?

>1337 G4M3R PR04LYF3

Thats a neat trick

The fuck is this?
A controller of lefty sub humans?

That's airconditioning for your sweaty palms.

Dayum user. Your hand is perfect for piano

who’s this qt

under optimal conditions it's probably faster typing on that weird thing than a traditional keyboard. but i can't imagine anyone bothering to learn that weird thing.

this makes me angry

dayum nice moves

Do you do that in your butt?

Who is that and what film is he from?

keep it up

Your Thumb has a better dancer than my whole body

Is that you Migi?

yo, youre in my discord i see my name

He's Benny, from Total Recall

>Discord
>Origin

FAAAAAAAAAAG

How did you write something on your own hand?

What the fuck.

but gay is (You)

eeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh

using his feet ofc

>w10

All my normie friends uses Discord.

I have no excuse for Origin.

>not having two hands

Mcnigger what?

You can't bite that easily

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>Mom said its my turn for the controller

Are you that guy who painted his hand green like a Ninja Turle and then held his cock on Sup Forums nearly a decade ago? I remember you.

This.

Some of related, but are the Wii U Pro controllers being sold on Gamestop legit?

I didn't know I shared a board with The Thing.

CLASSIC

How can you live with yourself you disgusting trash?

Then how did he hold the phone?

THIS

I remember this user, and his hand. he's made threads about it before.

This is why you don't work construction, kids.

Reminds me of the palm controls in E:D

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Dude, i don't mean to scare you but i think there's something wrong with your dick.

2017 was pretty fucked up, dunno if anyone else on Sup Forums noticed

>Sup Forums discord
I can't imagine being that lonely

High four!

That's nice but can you do this?

Its not Sup Forums's discord, its actually the Chink Shig General.

I once saw a dude on the pool that didn't have arms. He had like three fingers coming out of each shoulder.
The motherfucker used his foot to put a cigarette in his mouth.
It was kind of bad ass.

I CAN DO THAT TOO
wanna be friends?

*xfiles theme plays
Better ask mulder

i want to karate chop that see if it breaks right in the middle

what the fug

I can do this shit, but never knew it was something special.

Underrated lel

guys we got a gaming celebrity in this thread

>Tfw you don't have a prehensile dick

*cough* H-hey bro, pass th- *wheeeeeeze* c-controller *rattles*

fucking crystals

>Crystal treatment

Diamonds