helps a stressed-out news reporter find her camera lens in Paris

> helps a stressed-out news reporter find her camera lens in Paris
> helps a guy fix his Tuk-Tuk in Bangkok
> teaches yoga at Hokkaido

Is 47 one of the nicest video game characters ever?

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he's a twisted fucking psychopath

the amount of things 47 is capable of doing just to maintain character in disguises is ridiculous

eh kills bad guys and doesn't afraid of anything

yes

>Absolution
I played it last summer after years of not trying to torture myself. It's not all that bad actually, I was still able to play go stealth for most of the game but I hated the few action section there were. I also miss the exotic locals, I'm not fond of the American Midwest and never will be.

He's also a pretty good drummer and DDR player.

Was he genetically engineered to be good at a bunch of hobbies or was that the result of having limitless free time outside of killing people every now and then?

>kills the poor delivery guy who didn't even want a tip for no reason
That legitimately felt out of character. "Silent Assassin," my ass.

I like the one theory user made that he just uses his multi-million dollar salary to learn an impossibly huge variety of miscellaneous skills in the off chance that he may one day need them to pull off a contract.

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Hitman: the Hitting > Blood Money = 2016 > everything else.

How in the everloving FUCK are you supposed to disguise yourself as the flower delivery guy in Sapienza without everyone and their mother spotting the body?

i think a psychopath would enjoy 47's job

47 does this because it's all he knows

What does 47 do in his spare time?

Well I mean he's a genetically engineered superhuman, I doubt it takes him very long to learn anything.

try to use an emetic syringe on the guy on the phone. If he goes to a bathroom you can easily take his disguise.

try out suits

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I feel like they hired a low-grade target as the delivery guy so they could kill two birds with one stone. That's just my totally bullshit explanation though.

There's also a delivery costume in a clothing bag but I forgot where. You might have to break into a place tho

Presuming that one hit takes a few days (travel + planning + execution), and the rates he charges, he probably only needs to do one hit every other month to live a cozy lifestyle. The rest of his freetime is likely spent on random hobbies and skillsets to expand his cover potential.

Kiryu

>out of character

He's not Santa Claus user, he's a contract killer. The delivery guy saw his face and that he was staying there, so he had to die.

Kiryu is nice because of how naive he is, if anything

I wouldn't be surprised if the epitaph on his tombstone is just "Nani"

>that facial abuse video of her

kinda hot desu

Yeah but out of all characters paid for murder.

...

cold blooded killer
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He was spying on communications between 47 and the agency.

He literally only kills horrible people who deserve it.
>b-b-but all the casualties
Not canon, he only knocks them out and steals clothes, that's a crime too yes but he's not killing them.

Have you played the new one?

>steals clothes
non canon too
47 Does all that shit wearing the suit.

What does 47 eat?

Bullet casings for health regen

the bullets killed that guy, not kiryu

what's your favorite hitman level of all time

Season 2 when.
Suitcase sniper rifle fucking when.

In one of the books it referenced him at one point eating salmon with ice water.

No I didn't read them.

Sure, but pretty much every single person you kill in the series deserves it--that guy didn't. And 47 just shooting a guy and leaving him there in his hotel room is just sloppy.

>deserves it

Again he's not Santa Claus, you're playing as a guy who murders people for a living. Stop trying to make him into a hero. What about the all the witnesses at the end of Blood Money during the funeral?

Hapas turn me on

What about the priest he risked his life to save for free in Silent Assassin?

For some fucking reason I just can't get into the latest HITMAN even though I fucking played blood money for hundreds of hours and they're really similar, compared to shitsolution at least

bloody money still "feels" better, am I the only one?

I'd like TM better with a different soundtrack

the new hitman game has a completely different tone to it. not as dark as contracts or blood money.

Did Eidos ever say why Jesper Kyd didn't do the soundtrack for this one? I feel the atmosphere of Hitman really suffers without him

I also felt like 2016 was lacking a certain magic ingredient. I can't really pinpoint exactly what it is, but somehow I lack the desire to play the game again and again like I did with Blood Money.

That was his attempt at redemption before realizing that he can only live his life as a contract killer. what's your point?

>i can be your angle or yuor devil

I paid $36 for it--was that a fair price? I'm going to go through it once and then do all the challenges for each location.

It's probably a bunch of legal business contract bullshit that neither Kyd nor Eidos had any control over. Guess they lost control of that once they started working with Square-Enix.

You know how some people can just look at something and do it without needing to learn it? I imagine 47 is like that.
>looks at DDR
>brain instantly understands it

Why cant i buy a single episode?
I dont want the entire pack, I dont care about costumes

That guy wasn't an innocent, he was being employed by the same group that was trying to wipe out the ICA.

That and the fact that he has superhuman reflexes.

I think you can buy single episodes, but the GOTY shit is one bundle so you have to buy the fucking costumes which cost more than the Patient Zero level. The PZ level is mediocre anyway, don't worry about it.

>$36
>do all the challenges for each location
You will get several quality hours per dollar you spent, so I'd say yes.

>Is 47 one of the nicest video game characters ever?
Yes. Just look at him. Nicest guy you've ever met.

>they removed the utter look of disgust he has when that one chick kisses him for helping her in the remake

Casino in Blood Money.

No, they stopped selling it episodic. It's just the full game or demo (tutorials + Paris) now.

I loved the snow level of hitman contracts.

They really need to get their shit together in regards to their sales model. They keep changing it, but they somehow still manage to either give a poor impression or little freedom over all the shit they bundle together.

Really? That sucks. I thought IO would be less Jewish when Squeenix ditched them.

I will never not be pissed the fucking season pass does not give you the GOTY shit. It's a fucking slap to the face of those who supported their asses.

YAME
YAME

This is my main problem. So they finally gain their independence and how do they choose to celebrate it? By forcibly bundling overpriced costumes with some reskinned levels. I mean, I might been inclined to buy just the levels to support the devs, but it's just a giant middle finger to make it so expensive and force it together with those retarded costumes.
I guess IO stared too long into the DLC abyss while under Squeenix.

Why would the season pass give you stuff it never said it would give you, made a year later, by what is effectively a separate company?

yes, he also helped that kid in the absolution story

Opera

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I don't think the costumes are a real factor in the price. That seems like a non-issue. They have been sleazy, though.

He seems to have easied up a lot after Absolution, wouldn't be surprised if he would invest himself into hobbies and buying authentic ninja suits just for shit and giggles.

In terms of 2016 Sapienza
Outside the shitty virus chore that map is basically perfection. It’s also fucking huge.

I agree on that missing magic ingredient.

I just realized this doesn't show a date. Pic is the start of the current Steam sale. They raised the price so that their $40 sale price would list as a deeper cut, though they also seemingly fucked up because it's 46% off.

Look up the steam page. The 3 fucking outfits cost more than the levels.

Oh, I see what you mean. I am pretty sure that price is just added in for this tactic and wouldn't normally exist:

Did I miss the Elusive Target? The Sensation? I just remembered I was trying to SA them all fuck.

Wasn't the last one the priest guy in Sapienza

It was but the Sensation guy should have been activated by now right?

The GotY upgrade only cost me $12 on PSN

I havent seen anything about when the next one is supposed to be, but I play a bit every day and the last one was that Priest

I think IO is on a holiday break, the reactivation date has yet to be announced.

Fuck off with this shit already. You need to murder in order to be a functional human being, it's in our very nature. Why do you think we're so fucked in the head as a modern people? No way to get away with it nowadays and people screaming how hurting others is bad. Think of it as a balance, you need to have a horribly evil and destructive alter ego in order to be the nicest people you can ever possibly be.

BTK Killer not only raped bitches, but he loved watching them vomit as he strangled and sodomized them with ropes or their own stockings. But when he was at home, he was the best neighbor anyone could ask for like helping his next door neighbor build their fence, he loved his kids to the point where he got a second job as a dogcatcher just so he can pay for his daughter's college tuition, and became a leading figure of his local church.

Picked the game up recently. Will those elusive target missions come back at some point or did I miss out on them completely? Game's pretty good overall but I'm kind of on the fence about the gorillion challenges because my autism demands this I do them all.
How would you guys rate the different locations? After about 3 days of playing, I'd say Sapienza > Hokkaido > Paris > Bangkok >powergap > Marrakesh = Colorado
Am I missing something about Marrakesh and Colorado? Those seem bland and absolutely awful compared to the rest.

>tfw coldly popping both the Spetsnaz dude and Ambassador with the supressed Beretta while the General is choking to death out in the party.

this is fucking amazing

i wish you were murdered as a child

He could have retired forever ago, but he came to terms with the fact that assassination is all he will ever know and all he was created for, so he does it because its in his nature at this point.

>You will never go on a romantic date to the opera with Mayli and then facefuck her in her apartment afterwards

Life is suffering.

>implying she'd let you facefuck her
chads only bud

That approach ruins Silent Assassin. What doesn't, though, is blowing the general's brains out with a loud sawn-off shotgun, running after the Ambassador, bum-rushing him and the Spetsnaz guy (because sneaking up on them would take forever) with your anaesthetic bottle in hand and opening the safe with his combination, then just rushing to the exit.

>do all the challenges for each location
That's going to take you hundreds of hours unless you look up MrFreeze2244's guides and bumrush as many challenges as you can at once per run, and then the Professional modifier is going to be a bitch and a half to 100%.

wow

UNO, DOS, TRES...

>implying she wouldn't literally be on her knees stretching her mouth with her fingers at even the slightest insistence

>I paid $36 for it--was that a fair price?
Absolutely

He could get any job he wanted to be honest

Paris > Sapienza > Hokkaido = Bangkok > Colorado > Marrakesh

There's this image in my head of him cleaning tables too well as a waiter or cooking perfect meals as a cook to the point that it blows his cover. He comes across as the kind of guy who puts in 100% in everything he does, to the point where it might look weird in an everyday setting like a diner.