I am Calypso, and what is it that you desire?
I am Calypso, and what is it that you desire?
Bentley Thompson
Colton Thompson
No more e-celeb threads.
Levi Jones
A (you)
Easton Cruz
@402143759
too bad, cunt
Charles Powell
ohhh no you don't.
>evil ironic twist for every wish
except sweet tooth. he's the only one that got exactly what he wanted
Levi Scott
I want a tank.
Angel Ortiz
Peace on Earth and harmony towards all man.
Jayden Thompson
here you go, should hold about 500 gallons
Dominic James
I want a new Devil May Cry game!
Leo Long
Granted. Earth is peaceful without life.
I am Calypso, and thank you for playing Twisted Metal.
Jace Walker
you clearly didnt read the
>and harmony towards all man.
John Jenkins
idk kys i guess
Cooper Brooks
I am Calypso, and what is it that you desire?
Noah Kelly
All e-celebs are now beloved by the mainstream and appear outside the internet!
DMC: Devil May Cry 2
Liam Clark
I probably should've seen this coming.
Dominic Turner
I never noticed how well calypso takes care of his hair. He should be a shampoo model.
Justin Price
Wish...Granted!
Evan Miller
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Isaac Martinez
A twisted metal thread
Joseph Smith
I want a good Star Wars game that doesn't have stupid microtransactions.
Mason Turner
I want that fucking corner creeping soldier to fuck off and die already!
Gabriel Stewart
Granted! But those poor developers user, without microtransactions, they had to fund that company trip to the moon somehow, so the game only costs $99,999.99, a bargain if you ask me.
Dominic Taylor
Your wish is granted, The next game of the Year will be a Star Wars game!
Exclusive to the Nintendo Switch,
Hahahahahahahah!
I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal
Colton Price
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ryder Campbell
I have a Nintendo Switch so I am happy.
Thanks based Calypso.
Ryan Cruz
big tiddy goth gf
Aaron Jones
Granted. However, for her goth was just a phase, and finding you snapped her out of it, now she is a full on girly-girl and is getting a breast reduction soon.
Carson Reyes
I want 1 soft-serve ice-cream. That's all.
Oliver Wood
>ClownIcecreamBooth.jpg
Chase Ward
I hope you like cheetos user
Matthew Turner
I wish to be the best twisted metal contestant in the world by my personal skill alone.
Charles Torres
>world
FUCK
Now at best I have to watch out for fucking aliens and shit.
Charles Johnson
I want to know what happened to my brother
Levi Lewis
Sucks to be you I got exactly what I wanted