Better dead than Al Bhed, ya?

Better dead than Al Bhed, ya?

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Don't you have some balls to play with or something?

Aurochs ain't just a name, its a way of life.

Excuse me Sir Wakka. I am sorry to bother You but I've been having impure thoughts about that Al Bhed girl, Rikku lately. It's beginning to make me question my path in life what do I do?

Why does HD Wakka look so fucking ugly? PS2 Wakka at least had a normal face.

Fucking Al Bhed shits

what if i grow old and become a wakka
:(

Do u know de way brudda wakka

I guess it depends how you feel about blue balls.

I know da way of da Blitzball bruddah

I played FFX multiple time's over the years and always enjoyed the fact she never stopped being to pure for this world.

Then i played FFX-2 recently, and it wasn't bad, but i felt like i'm not even with the same characters sometimes. Most of the time.
The game really didn't hit the same heart chords as the original for me at all.

If you fuck a lulu then it's a big win.

All I'm saying is that Al Bhed skulls are smaller in areas associated with independence and reason and larger in areas associated with obedience. It's in their nature to serve us, brudda, and it's our duty to protect them through responsible ownership.

Wakka 'Better dead than Al Bhed' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'If I see swirly eyes, the motherfucker dies' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'Born in the sand, nuke their land' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'If it's against Yevon, it's going to heaven' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'Really dislikes the Al Bhed Psyches' Captain of the Aurochs

Stop using machina

>If I see swirly eyes
Nigger can't even see Rikki being Al bhed.

Also
>Somehow he got to knock up beltwoman

How did he do it?

i rather be a Virgin than my brothers slabby seconed.

ya, brudda.

by looking like his supirior brother.

Stop losing at Blitzball.

You're talking to the current Blitzball champions, brudda!

>FFX-2 is the better game to play but goes complete retard any time something story happens
>FFX is never fun as a game but the story is more compelling

It hurts.

I enjoy these types of posts.
Wakka 'If it ain't got a belt, it ain't getting felt' Captain of the Besaid Aurochw

Maybe xiii is more your speed

I fapped to him

You know what to do, brudda

You tell yourself otherwise, but you need to remove her from this world before she taints your mind and body

Praise be to Yevon, ya?

Al Bhed or NIGGERS as I like to call them yah

brudda, all the al bhed or niggers as i like to call them, get off this continent because it is for yevon only, ya?

cause if you don't, then i will make all al bhed slaves, ya?

>FFX-2 is the better game to play
>FFX is never fun as a game
What the everloving fuck is wrong with you

>if gonna lynch that sub human ape brudda
Woah how did this get past the censors!

damn my fucking spaghetti

Yeah it's really dumb what they did .Not sure if they were together towards the end of X because I haven't played it in forever but I don't think so. Something of that level of shittiness is X-2 level. Getting pounded by the brother of your dead almost-husband that you loved, idk. Retarded. And it doesn't really suit either of their characters to do this. If you have any decency in you (which they both do), you wouldn't do that. You can tell yourself "he would be cool with it ya" as often as you want, it's not okay.

People go on about Tabata's XV, but I think Raimi's X was a more dramatic shift in tone.

Why didn't they bring back the grand wizard class for future titles?

It was a different time.

Tidus x Lulu would have been the perfect match if Tidus had a few more years to mature. He would still be in over his head in many things which is why he needs a voice of reason like Lulu and not some wishywashy Yuna shit. Why the fuck did they even mention that Tidus looks like Lulu's ded BF if nothing comes out of it except for a few (optional) flirts?

Praise Yevon brudda

Mosaic law dictates that the younger brother marry the widow of the older brother, in case of his death. Therefore we can assume that the cult of Yevon is in fact an offshoot of the Jewish faith, while the Al Bhed are, quite obviously a Muslim analogue. In this way, the game alludes to the Arab-Israeli conflict and analyzes its implications, doubtlessly a message for peace in the Levant. A truly magnificent bit of storytelling, ahead of its time.

>literally calls a terrorist bombing on the Al Bhed home 'happy festive fireworks, ya' in front of an Al Bhed

But Wakka is the older brother

That's 100% false, the Torah forbids this it's considered incest

Join me, guardian of Summoner Yuna. Together we can bring death to the Al Bhed. *girly giggling* To ALL OF THEM. And then some.

>yuna is part al bhed
What now?

Nice face Seymour

Seymour Guado aka "S.G." is NOT my Maester

Does he have a cool design? I always thought he looked imposing. But those varicose veins on his forehead always looked goofy to me

>Big cutscene about Wakka finding out that Rikku is fucking fucking obviously an Al Bhed
>Talk to Wakka during regular gameplay after Yuna's heritage was mentioned
>"Yuna too, ya? Oh well"

Yuna's mother was a sand blasted greasemonkey. It's part of the reason why Braska is a disgraced priest.

I always liked the character behind him and his expressions but the weird design will always be perplexing.

His voice and hair ruin everything that wasn't already ruined by his mommy issues and dumb "i'll kill everyone so they don't suffer" plan

what a fucking bitch of a villain

What celestial weapon did you guys hate having to get?

GIVE ME MY SMUG SEYMOUR BACK

It makes him look like even more of a fuckboy. Kinda suits him.
I like the design, the hair is dumb but considering what the not-elves of FFX look like and that he is 50% one of them, it's what you would imagine a crossbreed's hair to look like

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>perfectly smug handsome alien king
>turn him into a marshmellow

There was something they needed for the face stuff that the chinks who made the remaster did not have he right to use, for some reason. That's why the faces and their animations are off. A real shame, everyone looks worse to some degree.

FUCK THIS MINIGAME
FUCK THIS MINIGAME AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT
Seriously, I do not believe that it is physically possible for a human being to have the necessary reflexes to complete all of it successfully

>Wakka "If its Machina I ain't happy, ya?" Captain of the Besaid Aurochs

Got a source on that?

Wait, this cancer actually returns in X-2? I feel even less like touching X-2 now.

lulu's and tidus'
both require mastery of an otherwise tedious and unfun aspect of the game that's heavily rng based.

I did it. Easy. None of those bullshit FFX minigames even made me mad.

Except the chocobos but I didn't mess around with it for too long before completing it. I'm just a god..........

Absolutely ruined the faces of almost everyone in the the game. Yet another "HD Remaster" that completely shits on the original. Luckily ffX is not a big loss.

What do you mean "it returns"?
Why would it be removed in the first place?

Reminder

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dis is not de way

Lulu's is AIDS. Tidus' is AIDS but last time I replayed the game I did it rather quickly. Wakka's is fun but my game bugged out for some reason and I couldn't reset exploit for the ball to come as a prize so I gave up. Kimahri's is also bullshit because it turns out that PAL regions have a different butterfly placement (there's more to dodge and it's more shit) and there's a single picture on the internet showing that which is rather hard to find.

like an actual racist that finds out his friend is part something he hates.

>a texture
Reminder that the model itself is still lower poly and it's not rigged properly so all of the animations look horrible.

>The thing necessary to inject the modded textures actually gives X the option to skip cutscenes
Oh my fucking god yes
Too bad I am almost done with the game now, not sure there will be a boss I die to or something that makes me want to skip a cutscene

You're such a big crybaby that it's actually making me feel physical pain.

>A mod to make Dona wear more clothes is on there too
The absolute state of this world

heh

Ieyui

Nobomeno

Do worry, it's Bizarro World.

Renmiri

Only Wakka can save Britain from the Al Bhed

Yojuyogo

>Cities have more crimes than the countryside
>Most services are located in ccities
>Most everything that happens happens in cities
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT

I'm as much of a Sup Forumsfag as the next guy but what the fuck is the point of this image?

Hasatekanae

What are you talking about, this minigame only appears in X-2, there was no such minigame in FFX, you only had to not get shocked by the lightning bolts 200 times in a row. I actually did the 200 times things, wasnt really hard, just tedious, but failed miserably at the tower calibration.

was meant for

The native reserves are the most dangerous places in Canada, especially since the chugs don't allow police into them so it's hard to control things. Hundreds of native women "disappeared" but it's just the dumb listerine sippers beating their wives too hard

Cities that have few Al Bhed on that map aren't as violent or rapey. The population density argument doesn't work so well

NIGGA

I know nothing about UK population distribution so yeah, alright. Would've been useful to see the total population distribution in one of the maps.

Great post.

I've been meaning to replay the X duo, dunno if I should pirate it on Vita just by it on steam while it's still on sale because then I'd be compelled to play it more

Emulate. The HD remaster is absolutely terrible.

>tfw live in stoke on trent
>tfw no rape areas on that list

Feels good.

It's still on sale? Then do it I guess, the remaster also has the international version X-2 content and some other stuff. The faces of the characters look kinda weird though, so be aware of that.

It's exactly the same game just with worse character models, stop crying every time someone brings up the X remaster in a thread

>posting screenshots from the remakes
can't wake up

This is 2011, but you can see a few missing/anomalous cities

>Liverpool is dense, but since there are few Al Bhed there aren't grooming/pedophilia cases (except one anomaly)

>Manchester has a lower population than Birmingham but has more crime/rape crisis centers

>Bristol is the 7th largest city in the country but has jack shit

Grand Wizard Wakka.
Formicating with AlBhed is a sin, but what about rape if you kill them afterwords?
I admit to have partaking and enjoying her blasphemous cries as I asserted the dominance of Yevon upon her.
Have I committed heresy? I plead for absolution in that case.

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Thanks a lot squeenix, fucking N word