Any games that teach you how to fend for yourself when the world ends?

Any games that teach you how to fend for yourself when the world ends?

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BASED number 45 absolutely TERRIFYING the entire civilized planet by shitposting about another world leader?

You don't need to prepare for the end friend, this is just the beginning

>you will live to see nuclear war

>Fallout New Vegas will become a reality

>referring to him as 45 as if he were fucking voldemort or some shit
absolutely autistic

haha i cant believe this guy is the president and he tweeting stuff like this, even the craziest 80's vision of the future couldnt come up with something stranger than this

Good thing I don't live in the path that the nukes would be flying at.

Fucking this. Makes you feel safe knowing how limp dicked every other nation is.

I have to admit, a part of me yearns for this to happen. I kind of appreciate you posting this because it made me realize I still have some growing up to do.

I'm so happy Shillary lost

What are the paths?

lol drumpf am I right?

>Terrifying
Maybe if you're both
A. Retarded
B. A Big Pussy

NUKE IT KIM

Nice try DRUMPF

The worst that will happen is we lose San francisco which is actually a positive

Do you not have cute nicknames for your political leaders? I hear his son calls him "DJT", is that better?

>We are witnessing the first and likely last shitposting president

Truly the best timeline

fFrom the west coast over the Pacific, I imagine

Why hasn't EU done anything?

Fuck off cowardly libtard

Reminder that the button on trumps desk literally is for bringing him a diet coke

>EU doing anything

I don't like the Don, but god if we are not living in the shitposting renaissance when the leader of the free world is typing up this solid gold almost daily.

>voting a literal shitposter into the highest office of your country
I mean I guess he is a good representation of the average American but still.

I'M A MECHANICAL MAN

Do what? Harshly condemn the tweets and let rocket man continue to threaten the land of the waifus?

This is the truth, the nuclear football and biscuit is a lot more fun of a concept than a big button anyway

>Why hasn't EU done anything?

We have our own problems with millions of refugee that germany invited over

we're out of NK's range

>muh button is more biggerer and more powerfulerer than yours third worlder scum!

Let's hope that button isn't connected to a computer with Intel CPUs Trump.

And what would they do? Tweet an angry reply?

the eu is too busy getting btfo by BASED ENGLAND

>you spend all day shitposting on a Cantonese cake-recipe discussion forum for a few cheap (you)'s
>The POTUS gets to shitpost Twitter to send the whole world into a frenzy every time
It's not FAIR

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

Amnerica is further away eucuck

>implying the world can end while we have Trump

You have only yourself to blame for not being born rich user.

stop.

Not a game, but When The Wind Blows is a pretty nice portrayal of normal people trying to survive after the world gets fucking roasted.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4h1lRqUBuSI

the whole point is the EU hasn't done shit for over 70 years

It's funny, funny in that sense that America is still a superpower with the shitpost king himself manning the helm. No one respects him, not international leaders, not his own party, not his own cabinet. But fuck if they have to play by the rules because Americas got big guns and a lot of money.

>yeah, and? mine's bigger anyways!!!!
LITERALLY, by all means of the word, what a child would say.
This is the leader of the mutts tribe.

>american education

You are on Sup Forums you are still a fucking child dude.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

t. lil' kim

I unironically welcome this.
Fucking finally.
If I survive the intial shitstorm I can retreat to my family's farm in the countryside and live by the lake, farming potatoes.

Would be cool to form a rape posse to rape soys

>When Germany is so afraid of being racist and having another Hitler that wants to conquer europe they elect literally reverse Hitler who is destroying Europe by inviting in as many refugees as possible and the rest of Europe is willingly handing over control of everything to her

Germany is filled with retards

My only question now is: will Germany even try to get into the fight or will it stay on the sideline.

>leader of the free world
My sides.

Eh I'd disagree. Even great men have hobbies.

what stops you from doing so now?

>a person causes so much butthurt that people are literally sympathizing with Kim Jong-Un

Fucking hilarious
No one should treat the norks with any respect anyway

Someone just shoot him already.

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>hear his son calls him "DJT",
Daily Japanese Thread?

>56% can't stop trying to push their cuck of a president onto here

NUKE IT KIM

The EU is shit and the sooner it collapses the better.
The post ww2 and cold war world order is dying and that's good.

We will send weapons to NK

is this real

No real need to do that.
I still got other options.

You may not like Trump, but you have to admit it's pretty funny watching the elected leader of a nation behave like this.

SJWs and women, didn't you heard?

The EU is not a country retard

NATO leaves Germany with no chance.

>Le meme edge meister

He's got the codes baby, I'm not sure where that rumor came from. The nuclear codes are legitimately printed on a card and given to the president who is supposed to carry them everywhere he goes. Bill Clinton actually lost the codes for a few months lmao and didn't tell anyone because he was so emabarrased (only came out after the Monica Lewisky thing)

if he just stopped at
>I too have a nuclear button
and left it at that, it would almost be an okay tweet.
It's the rest of it that make it retarded

wtf I love Macron now

I'm as conservative as you can get pretty much (the only liberal thing I agree with is legalize weed, that's it), but god why is Trump such a fucking idiot? He makes my party look like a joke.

He has, like most Americans, the mentality of a child.
That's why they voted for him in the first place. Finally someone they can understand.

>leader of the free world

Every time.

Sounds like they made the right choice, then.

Part of the reason I like him
Fuck politicians

Germany has always been the wrecker of civilization and europe.
Who sacked rome? who started ww1 and ww2?
They are a menace to humanity and the white man.

>squawker
>carlisle du rozen
>wojak avatar
into le bin

I don't think he stupid as such, he's just very insecure and in a job that he isn't suited for.

As a Brit I think hes actually done a decent job so far and you better believe he's gonna be elected for a second term.

>muh button is bigger than yours
It is just a fucking button, overcompensating for something?

You guys aren't going to believe this, but I can guarantee you that no nuclear war is going to happen. This is just KJU flexing his muscles, so to speak. Just a political show of strength, as in a "NK WON'T TAKE CRAP FROM FOREIGNERS!" kind of shit-test. This goes back to the obama administration, but that's a bit complicated.

This isn't a theory. I'm speaking from experience.

AWW SHIT HERE WE GO LETS DESTROY THE WORLD IN ORDER TO PROVE WHO HAS THE BIGGER DICK

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>it's an islamophobic soyboy episode

>for years joke was "lol a woman president would threaten to nuke the world every 29 days"
>woman candidate loses
>male candiate threatens to nuke the world via twitter shitpost

Young me would never believe the reality he'd grow up to live in.

He's only representing the people who voted for him.

Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people.

yes user we all know saber rattling is a known pre-war phenomenon

The Long Dark

Everyone knows kim chimps out for a month before demanding food from thr UN or hell blow up the planet with his superman strength

>you better believe he's gonna be elected for a second term.
really entirely depends on how dumb the dem party is
at this point i could even see third party standing a decent chance

Yeah, blame the whites on everything. Fucking retard.

>tfw my country will never elect a living meme

You sound really bitter.

>Thinking anything is going to happen
Sigh....

>you better believe he's gonna be elected for a second term.
Probably not if the dems nominate anyone that isn't as bad as Hillary. Looking back on the election now it's ridiculous how much they really fucked up. Trump would have never won if they weren't so completely incompetent

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>streets cluttered with humans walking on it and not keeping to the side walks
>streets free of human so vehicles can drive without problem and humans keep to the sidewalk

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Imagine someone 5 years ago telling you that the leader of the free world would post about having the biggest nuclear button, on twitter no less