What do you expect to see in the next tf2 update Sup Forums?

What do you expect to see in the next tf2 update Sup Forums?

The final boss of my dick

>next tf2 update
same year:
>after his two terms in office, trump can no longer be president
feels bad man

>female classes
>graphics update
>optimization makeover
>global ranking
>source 2 port
>microtransactions removal
>unfree again
>half life 3 cosmetics
thats it

Female versions of all the units would actually work. All they have to do is make a short video of Medic creating a wacky invention gun that accidently turns people into women when healed

updated localization files

>players have to remember twice as many voices
>female models either match the male silhouettes and look unnaturally masculine or they don't match the silhouettes and are less readable
no

>players have to remember twice as many voices

Literally what the fuck are you talking about friendo

>feminisation gun

In about three minutes when I go take a massive shit.

They would have to find a way to make it politically sound proof though or the loud minority will cause a shitstorm

Female versions of each class

Isn't it supposed to be the next Engineer update?

>Classes have vastly different accents and tones which make them easily recognisable, as well as certain lines for certain classes eg. "Spah sappin mah sentreh" and "I am charged"
>New voices would force players to learn the them in order to read situations and make quick judgements

No one cares enough about TF2 to do that.

Classes are identified by three factors, which is necessary given situations can get very hectic and go by very fast. these are:
>visually
>aurally (weapon sfx)
>aurally (voice/pain lines)
The voice lines really help cement what classes are present, most noticeably through walls. But if you throw in 9 more soundbanks then suddenly the soundscape of battle gets cluttered.

Valve isn't retarded enough to put in your dumbass Japanese fetish beam. If they did do direct gender swaps of the existing class, which they would never do, they would either not address how it happened or give some explanation like "lol everyone has identical twins".

they really don't even have to stretch it that much

the game is already the mercenaries explicitly fighting themsleves

>Valve isn't retarded enough to put in your dumbass Japanese fetish beam.


aww is the little soyboy upset?\
ragepost moar BITCH

haha you sure TRIGGERED him based fellow MAGApede XDDD

>soy is shitposted because people believe that plant estrogen has the same effect as human estrogen
>being against a transexuality beam makes me a soy consumer
sasuga, Sup Forums

Fuck off /r/the_donald

nobody cares about you and your falseflagging against yourself for views

>some faggot actually wrote this post
Pure mental illness.

SHORT CIRCUIT STRANGIFIER

NOW