Leaves his shitty country on the balkans and moves to the best country in the world

>leaves his shitty country on the balkans and moves to the best country in the world
>is met with open arms by his moderately successful cousin
>gets a apartment
>gets work
>gets a girlfriend
>"WAHHH I HATE THIS COUNTRY! I HATE YOU ROMAN! WHY MUST I GET YOU INVOLVED WITH THE RUSSIAN MAFIA!? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT A RICH BUSINESSMAN! EVERYTHING IS EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT! WAHHH!!"
Seriously! Now that the dust has finally settled. What the FUCK was this jerk's problem?

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He moved from one shithole to another.

BIG

Im really suprised, because Rockstar remaster EVERYTHING that they have not done a 1080p 60fps remaster for the PS4 of GTA IV yet. I thought they always do that stuff? I can literally buy all the other 3D GTA on PS4 if i wanted to so why never this one?

He wasn't a jerk. He was fed lies and he though he could escape all that bullshit that happened Serbia and have a comfy life then gets involved with the exact same stuff he was trying to escape

Because making more content for GTA Online is a lot easier than optimizing a game that's about to be ten years old.

>best country in the world

>Moderately successful
Being in debt to multiple people, one of which his girlfriend Mallorie is fucking to make sure he's not whacked over said debt, living in a roach infested apartment, running a second rate cab company and continuing to accrue debt is nowhere near any level of success. Roman told Niko the exact opposite of this and misled him into coming to Liberty City.

AMERICAN

He was an idiot then. He should at least have had a hunch that Roman was lying about his success in America.

>Roman
>moderately successful

You're either retarded or trolling or both.

He was a pussy whiteknight too. Moral dilemmas don't belong in a game where' you kill thousands of bystanders.

>best country in the world

Roman would be fine if he weren't an idiot gambling away money he owes to loan sharks.

The point that user was making is, because Roman is Roman and not someone else, he is not successful.

this so fucking much
It was out of desperation

AMERICAN

Moving to America with nothing but the clothes covering his cock and mantits, Roman:
* learned to speak the language.
* became a citizen.
* bought a apartment. A shitty one, but nevertheless an apartment.
* befriended people like Brucie and Little Jacob.
* set up his own business with employees and everything.

Yes. He was in debt (until he got the insurance money).
Yes. He was a cuck (until Niko killed Vlad).
But he did more than most could ever dream of. Roman is an inspiration. He's the embodiment of the american dream.

yes, niko was an idiot. i thought the game did a good job demonstrating that

If anything they made him how a Russian bydlo would really be like: lazy, alcoholic, ungrateful criminal.

You may see their whiteish skin or blue eyes and think of them as white but Russians really are yet another strain of negro

So like every immigrant ever?
He was lied to, he went to America to escape from all the killing and crime, not for a change of scenery.

His brother lied to him and Niko wanted to avoid the criminal life which he ended up in again, probably even worse than before.

he wasn't a cuck. the way i remember it is that his gf was most likely sleeping with vlad to keep him off roman's back

I've seen better bait on leddit

Mallorie was literally insulting Roman and telling him "at least Vlad knows how to treat a woman". Honestly, the entire Mallory character is kind of poorly done. (Who would've thought?)

Maybe go back there then?

IF

luckily, the whole game isn't the first handful of missions. so eventually Niko stops complaining and settles into his new mob lifestyle. the only other time you hear him complain after that is directly after killing darko.

>he'd be fine if he wasn't the person who he was
Well no shit

The point was buying an apartment in NYC and operating your own smalltime cab company are pretty good measures of success in spite of his personal problems.

So he's George Costanza.
>If you boil all my achievements down into a single day, it looks impressive!

Roman is the one who dragged him in the criminal world. If he wasn't in debt to Vlad and those Albanians Niko would've remained clean.

I'm going to assume you're either underage or have never left the nest. Getting an apartment is easy, especially shit ones like his, and starting a business is too. Notice how I didn't say making it successful, which Roman certainly did not. He just started it.

can anyone recommend me to buy this? is it better than gta 5?

Did you miss the part where Roman sells you off to work with the Russian Mafia in his cab office just so Vlad would ease up on collecting his debt? Not to mention all the other bullshit Roman pulls off and drags Niko into over the course of the game. Every single time, Niko pulls him out of it. That said, still good bros due to both of their loyalty to each other despite all the bullshit.

it's shit. looking wrong at anybody nets you 3 stars, the cars drift like on ice, the story and mc are just annoying and there's literally nothing to do besides shooting fucking hidden pigeons.

it's 1000x funner than GTA 5 simply because of the physics and the pedestrian AI.

You will never be able to recreate a huge street fight in 5 involving jews, bikers, soyboys, businessmen and big black fat prostitutes.

It's dark, gritty and depressive. I like it.

>You will never be able to recreate a huge street fight in 5 involving jews, bikers, soyboys, businessmen and big black fat prostitutes.
You can do so easily with mods though. Even restore the Euphoria physics complete with wounded running.

>looking wrong at anybody nets you 3 stars
uh.....you're definitely thinking of GTA V there. i have to bend over backwards to get 3 stars in IV.

>looking wrong at anybody nets you 3 stars

we are talking about 4 not 5 here.

everyone and their dog has a smartphone in 5 and will rat you out for doing anything slightly illegal, the revamped police chase system is the unfun as fuck.

a game that needs mods to be decent is shit.

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That's a big part of Niko's character. He wants Change and for things to be for the better but when things fall on HIM for change he went back to doing risky illegal shit to make money rather then try to make an honest living. He literally doesn't even try to make an honest living he just goes right for killing people and drug deals. Even late game when he finally kills a lot of people in his way and could TRY to start anew again he doesn't and ends up making more bad decisions.

But again I mean that's the point.

>Moral dilemmas don't belong in a game where' you kill thousands of bystanders.
Why do people always conflate the (often needless) actions of the player with the game's plot and characterization?

>a game that needs mods to be decent is shit.
No one's arguing GTAV isn't shit though. Just saying, you can have all the fun shit in GTAV too if you really want it as well as a bigger and more varied landscape, tons more vehicles, a jetpack, more guns, better shooting, first person view, etc. What bums me out is that none of the driving physics mods can replicate that perfect balance of weight, speed and responsiveness that GTAIV had. They always go overboard or not enough.

TRUE

>gets a apartment
>gets work
>gets a girlfriend
>by working for mafia

He would've gotten all of that and even political influence if he remained in his balkan shithole.

>highest canonical murder count of any protagonist

>he went back to doing risky illegal shit to make money rather then try to make an honest living

he came from a wartorn balkan shithole with little to no education, I think the way he acts is quite justified.

Reminder that killing Playboy is canon and so is the Deal ending

>tfw dropped ballad of gay tony because I can't get flying to work on kb+m back when I played it

people talk shit about lost and damned but I liked that a lot.

I thought Revenge is canon.

I think I liked LaD's story the most. It had the perfect mix of hateable and likable characters and the length was just right. Ballad of Gay Tony and the main campaign are no slouches either though, both were equally fun as fuck. I even liked the dancing mechanic in Gay Tone.

>I thought they always do that stuff?
When else have they done it besides GTA V and LA Noire?

Nico was the one dragging Roman down by working as a hit man for street gangs and going on a revenge mission. Everything bad happening in IV is the result of Nico betraying his bosses without thinking of the consequences.

No argument there. While Roman is a fuck up in his own way, he could at least have taken something from Roman and tried in some way to do something honest and not 100% risky and illegal.

They were both dragging each other down. Roman gambling away all their money and Niko killing people to pay off Roman's debt's.

I wish they actually introduced mechanics where you randomly lose big chunks of money because Roman pisses it away on cards. It would've made the game more dynamic and interesting, since money is useless in the game anyway.

Wasn't Roman depressed about losing his apartment when he gambled?

Roman was the first to involve with criminals.

he had to kill vlad. he wasn't going to sit there while his cousin married an unfaithful woman. and you can't beat up a mob guy to teach them a lesson, if you're going to hurt them you'd better finish the job or they will finish you. killing faustin was his first mistake.

He gambled all the time though. The first time you see this is in the, what, second mission or something? Where you get chased by the Albanian loan sharks?

Yeah I know. He fucked up just as much in different ways then Niko.

What I meant to say was more like Niko could have at least tried to learn to make an honest living. While Roman kept gambling all his bullshit away, the cab business could have been a good example to Niko to just try honest work.

Is the PC version as bad as they say or is it still playable?

He did try though. You even start out driving cabs for Roman. Until he puts you in a situation with the Albanian loan sharks. Then the Russian mafia.

I think it's a bit fucky now that GFWL is dead but Steam has a guide for that. Other than that, it's been playable and moddable for years now. Go nuts.

Alright thanks, I'll try it. Wanted to replay it for a while now.

all I remember is letting the original big bad go cause it turns out hes nothing, and shooting the real big bad at the end, because he done fucked up. and getting drunk.

gtaV's missions were somehow even more boring, last time I do gta story mode.

Ah right yeah he does try for a bit, I forgot. I should go back and replay it, it's been a while.

I wish in GTA online there was like side ways where you could make money in 100% normal ways like buying a taxi business or something.

Man, GTA online is such a mixed bag.

anything other than "have hacker friend chuck money at you" is a waste of time. online was hacked for a reason you know. that reason being to ignore their pay to own half decent shit system.

>best country in the world
i thought this was set in america though?

And then you get banned for modding.

Yeah and it sucks.

I was so excited when I first heard they were going revamp the online for GTA 5 to be it's own big thing.

Then it didn't work for like a month after release.

Then it became shit. They really need to fix money making in that game. Even the methods that make money faster get really boring fast.

>playing GTA Online
>not pirating V

What small business do you own user?

Only GTA5 got remastered. GTA3 and Vice City on PS4 are just PS2 ports. San Andreas on PS4 is based on a shitty smartphone version.

"they" should have listened to the community instead of being a bunch of dicks. don't care, I dropped the game for over a year, came back, and got 30 million in less than an hour, and I was still bored.

try not fucking up next time, rockstar.

It's us or them cousin

>best country in the world

Best country is Brazil because that's the place where Anons can go out in public and fight each other to the death. Even Anons who live in Yurop or AUSfagland love to take trips to Brazil just to fight other Anons til the death. Anons love to kill each other.

What was her fucking problem?

>Be Ausfag
>Go to Brazil for legendary street fights as told by user
>Start beating Emilio in fight
>Get leg-swipped
>Pulls out 4.5 shot revolver built out of a wall of Emilio's shack and held together by sheer will and homemade glue
>die

Fuck you user it was the shittest time.

Still better than europe
are they even relevant?

Yep, America.
My city is worth more than your fucking country user...

...

you must be confused
debt is a negative number

Why the fuck did Niko sperg out and kill Vlad? That was so stupid, Niko is just inviting the Russian mob on their ass.

>>leaves his shitty country on the balkans and moves to the best country in the world
He was nearly a stowaway leaving a poor situation where he had a bad reputation in order to get into a poor situation with a clear reputation. That's not much of an improvement.
>>is met with open arms by his moderately successful cousin
Having a legally-ambiguous taxi service and being in debt to a multi-layered criminal organization isn't really "successful."
>>gets a apartment
A small shitty one infested with cockroaches that he has to share with his cousin.

>looking wrong at anybody nets you 3 stars
>the story and mc are just annoying
You just described GTAV.

what

if any game deserves a legit remaster its bully
playing bully with 4k textures would be a dream come true

What?
It’s virtually impossible to get stars in V outside of missions

Women love that g-cock.

Link me a cracked 1.0.4.0 IV, the steam version is unplayable and undowngradable.
I've been trying to find a normal torrent for months now.

What?
>go up to a cop
>he threatens you, pulls out his gun and kills you immediately
>go up to a random guy
>he calls cops on you or starts to fight you for no reason
V ai is fucking downgraded, in IV you can aim a gun at a cop and he will try his best to arrest you unless you shoot first, LIKE THEY SHOULD.

t. Ivan Ivanovich

>go up to a cop
but there are no cops in V, user

Police stations, airport entrance, sometimes subway stations, that's basically it.
The fact that they removed the police spawning on the street ambiently is seriosly fucking retarded, simply modding this one thing back makes the game much much better.

lol dude serbia is like the best country in the world. They are poor but batshit crazy and country is without niggers.

Why do they even have police stations in V?
There’s not a single story mission where you go near one and you get to in the other games

COCK

>yfw some Sup Forumstards actually think like this

>unplayable
Unplayable how?