Holy fuck Steam reviews have some of the biggest retards in video game history...

Holy fuck Steam reviews have some of the biggest retards in video game history. Majority of the retards don't even know how the game mechanics work and their attention span fucking short.

Post me your favorite game from Steam that had retarded negative reviews and tell me why it's good.

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BEWBS O_O

>GAME HAS X thing
>INSTANT BUY LOOOL XD

look at them fucking titties!!!

she looks like my sister

>x thing
>10/10
>1000 users have found this review useful

Negative review

"Never got the gaem to even run"

Makoto best girl

Yea she does user, tell her to come suck my dick later

Mommy

did you fuck your sister?

>would X again
>10/10

Please let her be in London, Ohio

>Roguelike game
>RNG is bad

i don't know what you're talking about

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>nose piercing

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Who is this, and how big is her penis?

Sounds like a third-world shitter or a troll.

Breasts too large

user, I'm preparing your din dins, just wait a little bit more.

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>Breasts too large

SirenMika

ayy lmao nice plastic surgery btw

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the perspective on that image is messing with my head

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No, they're perfect. These and too big.

>helping saucefags

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I love how she tries so hard to play along but it's low-key turning her on.

Steam in general is a hive of retardation. Reviews and the forums are all full of nu-weebs and furries with extreme autism losing their shit over nothing. Check the forums for your favorite game and you are bound to find a thread along the lines of "i put 700 hours in this game but today update lowered my frame rate by 3FPS!!!! when i try for refund steam telled me i was not available THIS IS NOT LEGAL!!!!!"

I rly like this thread

yo homie, for the sake of my dick, please tell me they get filthier. And where can i watch

Sauce pls.

stop this i have to leave for work in like 10 minutes

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gay

n-no homo right
just girl things

>muh sekrit sauce

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that feel when real tits just feel like soft meat
losing my virginity almost made me want to kill myself after my world view on ass and tits was destroyed

For you all virgins out there, don't expect sex to be awesome, it's just an overrated handjob
baka Ever heard of a guy who got sad after having sex? well now you know one

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>disliking carcinogens means keeping things a secret is the goal

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these are pornstars

>let me post sexy/nude pics of myself online
>wtf why are people looking at me like I'm just a piece of meat to fap to

no they aren't

sauce?

Nah, you're still a virgin

>when real tits just feel like soft meat

So you discovered you were retarded?

>only 7 likes
weird

what do you mean?
From all the movie/anime representation and even porn how tits feel like the best thing ever etc how touching them sends you to heaven when it's literally >hmm ok they are soft I guess

Came for the titties left cause of op's autistic complaining and ignorance of the ignorance of the majority of the public

Her reason is because she was being constantly doxxed and stalked by weird fucking weebs.

And?

video games

IIRC one of them is a pornstar and the other one isn't. Both of those webms were posted on twitter. It's not a porno. It's just them fooling around.

Did someone post a bad review on you favorite video game, OP?

It's alright, you know. People have different opinions, and it doesn't affect what you like anyways.

Timea bella and Petra Avoravok

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>nosering
WHY DO THEY RUIN THEMSELVES WHY IS THIS SO POPULAR WHY

>6 gorillion people found this review funny

Weebs are truly the worst.

1. First time sex is ALWAYS shitty. Full stop. It takes practice to be good at something.
2. You're gay.

based retard

that's not how you play video games

Yeah you're fucking stupid alright. Don't ever reply to me again you faggot. Go get your attention elsewhere you worthless piece of shit.

What game is she playing?

I think the one getting her boobs groped is the manager or something

Any porn with her ?

Piercings anywhere but ears and body hair need to be banned.

Post more bewbies UwU

is that the girl who sold cosplay nudes on patreon and then got mad when they got shared?
what did she expect?

Ass>>>titties
Its not even a contest

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no shit, sherlock

>Hey man, thank you. Really, thanks.

the XMB froze

I agree with user. Don't get me wrong, they make absolute great anchors for your hand when spooning, holding then when she's cowgirl is p nice, but for the most part they just provide an aesthetic quality. user, keep spreading the word so others will be released from their obsession.

Here's one without it

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Obviously terrible games get the best reviews because only people who like trash will buy it.
Really good niche games will get terrible reviews once the game hits $2.50 price because lots of retards buy it who aren't even the target audience.
It's even worse if it's a niche game that the core fanbase buys straight off the developer's website and not off Steam. They will never show up in the Steam review stats

She's grown like 3 sizes since this vid was taken. They're fucking massive now

how can I be gay when I fap to women everyday?
one thing that changed was that I used to fap to milfs before I had sex now I fap to teens with tight asses
am I just getting old?

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>Lindsay from FTV

I watch too much porn

>ass niggers can't make their own threads
Every time

thanks bro

WHERE'S THE REST?

Am I the only one who likes big tities?

>Lying on your dick
>Literally screeching at some dude on an anonymous message board
>truly fucking stupid
You sorry fool...

I really like her sets

Don't get me wrong as well they are god tier eye candy, but actually touching them isn't like watching them.

Who the fuck let the cows record videos

You know that all these generic instagram whores you keep posting have been to dubai and gotten shat on by arabs right?