Would you ever name your child after a video game character? Not some normal name, some obscure name

Would you ever name your child after a video game character? Not some normal name, some obscure name.

Terrible parent but at least it rolls of the tongue well and not something like Darth Vader.

>someone on /jp/ managed to have a kid
doubt

Too bad it's fake

Honestly considering naming my son Vergil.

I want my son to be called Adam and daughter Petra or Sofia perhaps

just name him Vergin, same result

Newfags itt. I was in the original thread, it's fake.
Marisa on the other hand....
And if you ask why I'm even on Sup Forums, it's because of janny and Sup Forums hast way more memes

>tfw knew a couple who named their kid Tali'Zorah
>No, not just Tali
>Tali'Zorah

what the fuck what race are they

As a secondary or tertiary name - of course.
People that don't have a weird obscure secondary or third name are boring.

Should legally be allowed to change your name without going to court, or whatever you usually need to do, if your parents name you something like this. Or just some kind of system like MMO's and not allowing certain types of names in the first place

Lolz

>random factoid attached to my identity is my entire identity

it should be child abuse

>he doesn't want to name his child Bing Bing
>he didn't legally change his last name to Wahoo to prepare for this
casuals ITT

How old is Dovakhin now? He's got to be in school at least. You think his parents got Skyrim HD for free too?

>Names from vidya are bad
>Naming systems from vidya are good

>not naming him WHIIIIIRRRR and changing your last name to Partyrock

Its Hawaii so the name doesnt sound that far off, specially if the guy is not white

well considering most of the sjw retards on this board are naming their kids mantequilla and obongo im not surprised

Nah, it's good that the child carries a mark of shame for the rest of it's life, so that others can know not to touch that person and it's retard genes

the left really can't meme

I would like to, so it's probably a good thing I'll never have kids

Marisa is a normal name much like Mary is

I want to name my son Takumi Fujiwara so I can show him an EG hatch with a few simple mods can outrun anything in a downhill battle

can i call my daughter kat?

>tfw gonna name my firstborn son Astolfo and forcefeed him estrogen and soy

>not naming your son Exdeath

>not naming him Neo Exdeath

>naming your child after a character that you find sexually appealing
well user if that's your thing

why did american do this?

I'll name my girl cereza, she wont get bullied at all for a name like that

>tfw he an heros due to bullying in first grade

My family is Norwegian but my brother is married to an Indian girl, so if they have a boy he'll be named Thor, but if they have a girl she'll be named Kali. She said her parents might not be happy with Kali though as it's the name of a pretty ferocious deity, but my brother has made it very clear that if his daughter is going to be known for anything, it will be dancing on the corpses of her enemies and wearing their skulls around her neck. I don't think they appreciate our family's sense of humor.

>not naming your son Exdeath and then finding a way ton put him in a coma in order to make him a literal vegetable

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Yeah, that works.

>Names from vidya are bad
Not inherently, but the potential for eternal bullying like this user says is a lot higher if your name is something like Reimu.
Just like you don't name a boy Sue or any kid a name that shortens to dick unless you want your child to suffer.

>Naming systems from vidya are good
I don't mean to say they're good, I just meant the filter thing they sometimes do. Like no curse words sort of deal but with a slightly broader scope.

>meet your new brother, xXxListersSisterTheFisterResistersProduceMisterxXx

This is a blue board user
Put the glasses back on holy fuck

Hey at least he/she is gonna a cooler god name than mine.

Yeah, I would. I already had a name in mind and managed to get my fiance to agree.

Poor kid's 6, should be in school. iirc the parents get any and all Bethesda games for free in exchange for ruining his life. Hopefully the kid has a normal middle name and will go by that instead of Dovahkiin.

What a coincidence, I was thinking about that kid named Sephiroth earlier.

what's your name ?

I'm thinking about naming my first-born son Mario in lieu of the recent Nintendo success and the fact that Super Mario Bros. has always been with me through my childhood through to adulthood. I'm even considering naming my daughter Yoshi, as well as that is just an all-around cute name for a girl.

>not playing in hard mode in your first run

Some are good names, wouldn't even have second thoughts about nameing my child Alice or Marisa.

>hey it's the new kid!
>are you a boy or a girl?
>yes
>what's your name?
>[420GTA_Crew]BlazZze_Killa69

Can only think of Simon from castlevania cause Leon is gay richter is gay Trevor is gtav and every other name is too snowflakey

Yoshi is a masculine name.

Reminder that Reductress is satire.

>and not something like Darth Vade
Or Pikamena Zecora Smith

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t. Sephiroth

Tlaloc. No one calls me like that do and the fun thing is no one in my school years even knew it was one of my names. I feel bad for my dad sometimes.

That's bs, it's illegal to give a retarded name like this to your child. At least where i live

At least spell it better
>Virgil

Or his middle name is that and he has a normal first name.

Reimu isn't an awful name. It would probably be shortened to Remy too.

The government for some crazy reason thinks fraud is a bigger issue than silly names for kids.

How is it? It's a very feminine-sounding name, my girlfriend is a big Mario-buff too, probably as much as me and she thinks Yoshi is a lovely name for our theoretical daughter. I will be honest and say I would prefer a son who I most probably will name Mario.

not everyone was born in the gulag ivan.

Are you going to turn the Pupanunu people into sheep one day?
Real talk though, that's a good name, 8/10. I mean it

>Not naming him Adolf
>Not naming her Eva

No kid with a brain would fuck with them.

Not him but I'd rather be born in the gulag than be named Vagina

Would absolutely name my daughter Marisa.

well at least it looks like you didn't suffer from it as a kid.
I don't think the same could be said for a kid named Sephiroth.

It is bullshit. It's a satire site. Reductress is basically The Onion for Girls.

or you know, the entire western jewisphere

What happened to that guy who named his child Skyrim?

w-wait girls can into irony?

Mario is ok, but please don't do the Yoshi thing
you might call her Rosalina instead

>Give child retarded name
>They commit suicide by age 8 because the bullying and harassment is perpetual
>If they don't commit suicide and tough it out all employers laugh at them and don't hire them thinking their name is a joke
It's like naming a boy Su.

Thanks.

I mean obviously there are bigger priorities, but it couldn't take much effort to give whoever you submit the names to an extra task of at least glancing over the sheet to see if that kid's going to have a terrible childhood or not.

No you wouldn't retard. Shut up, and get the fuck out. fag

Not video game related but I always liked the name Buzz. My brother was originally going to be called Buzz but they pussied out at the last moment.

It's okay these kids won't get bullied because bullying in schools will be outlawed by the time they get to school.
Name your kid whatever you want.

Marisa is a normal name

its probably a guy (girl) running the site.

>making bullying against the rules will put an end to all bullying
What a great idea.
Why hasn't anyone else thought of that?

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Yeah I know it's crazy. Reductress is actually decently funny sometimes. It can definitely get bogged down by its own diatribes sometimes, but that's the tightrope that every satirist walks. Good satire makes insightful political/social commentary through humor, but it can get real easy to get too comfortable on your soapbox and forget to, you know, write jokes.

I know this because I used to be part of the whole web comedy site thing and knew a handful of girls who wrote for Reductress as well. They generally tried not to "punch down", but I found it more effective to punch everyone, in all directions, with the blind and reckless fury of an Irishman who just found out his daughter was getting married.

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For most real life names I can think of there's probably at least one video game character that has the same name. Especially when it comes to Fire Emblem, there's a LOT of common names there
>Hector
>Marisa
>Joshua
>Marcus
>Natasha
>Claire
>Louise
>Seth
>Ike
>Oscar
>Leon
>Roy
>Jesse
The list goes on and on

Everyone's biggest argument against this kind of stuff is because the kid will be bullied in school and/or discriminated against in the workforce.

If that's the case then isn't school and the workforce the actual problem here?

got me to laugh...

No

I want to name a daughter Alice...

For Alipheese.

it's child abuse in some nordic countries, if they deem the name you chose for your child to be too weird they'll pick a random traditional name from a list

>tfw name ends in "love"
>I grew up to be unironically edgy

Not my fault.

When a parent gives such a retarded name to their child, they usually have some sort of political reason behind that decision and your child's name should absolutely NOT be how you make political statements.
So no, it's the parent's fault

>The realy name of Remy Lacroix is Reimu

>The world should adapt to everything retarded
"no"

Yes.

This tends to happen more in burgerland than anywhere else, right? How expensive are name changes over there?

faggot bigots

Is your name Glove? I'm not suprised you're edgy.

What the fuck? No, that's not a real name.