Got a new console after 20 years - the SWITCH!

Got a new console after 20 years - the SWITCH!

What am I in for, Sup Forums?

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Why are these ironic nerds so fond of Switch?

because they were that weird kid that had an n64 growing up

Same here soyim!

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More bearded men opening their mouths to a selfie picture!

>guy buys Switch
>happy

>guy buys PS4 Pro
>sad

Unironically fun.

Personally my fav experience so far is playing on my switch with a nice tall glass of soy by my side. Glugglugglug. Just leave the bottle, it's gonna be an all nighter! That is, untill my wife tells me it's curfew.

Why do people use soy to make fun of these faggots? Isn't soy supposed to be a substitute food?

It lowers your testosterone

>beards
>low testosterone
yeah no

Pube beards are signs of low testosterone

Close your damn mouth you fucking retard.

It's the newest hot meme from Sup Forums. Just remember the guys mocking these "soy boys" are even bigger dweebs lashing out at nerds who are socially accepted.

I don't think this guy really fits the bill, his looks like a genuine expression.

the guy with the cookie crisp looks like he has a full beard though, just doing the "soyboy duckface" thing

beards have nothing to do with testosterone
they mainly grow them to give themselves a hint of a personality, sort of like how alot of streamers wear hats
it also helps to hide their generally weak chins

I gotta admit, I started off hating the soyboy meme, but it's grown on me for sure

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t. beardlets

Redditors want to make the soymeme political so people would stop using it.
Fact is soyboy was a big insult over at /fit/ and only redditors get insulted by the soy meme.

I somewhat agree with you user, I think the people on this website are no where near what I imagine manliness to look like
but I think they are just as dweeby and lame as I am, not more.

I just think it's a stupid meme and it's got a nice sound to it, more catchy than numale

Soy doesn't lower test. It's just a funny meme mate.

Free games once the homebrew exploit is out

>tfw all my friends look like this
just get to know them, usually they'll drop the ironic nerd veil.

Eat soy

The blond kid on the bottom left is really cute though. I'd be fine with him bullying me and calling me a soyboy :3

Yup. The truth is the people who are really big on it were already lacking testosterone.

Get a load of this beta soyboy.

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A+ cherry picking

Dude. That fucking beard would be impossible with soy-tier testosterone.

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accurate

Reminder that if you drink beer you're even less masculine than a soyboy. Don't be a beergin and consume something that raises your testosterone.

I swear to god the way meme bullshit degenerates over time is so fucking hilarious and fascinating

>SOYGOBLIN

you can't make this shit up

Lmao Sup Forumstard gettin a lil upset?

>soygoblin

I like it :^)

It actually came from /fit/

>Zelda
>Splat 2
>Odyssey

That's everything worth getting so far.

I feel like Sup Forums has become nothing but Switch advertisements

i like this picture

guy on the far left is fucking gorgeous

That's photoshop.

> you can't make this shit up
You literally can because it's been photoshopped. The studio is called Skygoblin

why do you care if other people are happy?

>tfw if I worked out I could look like the left

well then you'd be lonely and muscular virgin

user you cant look like the left because you dont and wont

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Is it just me, or have memes in general become more about being strawmen than being about funny stuff? Memes like "tips fedora", "nu-male", etc, feel like they were made just so that the users can shout "THIS IS YOU!" at people they don't like.

I can already feel my dick shrink and my mouth opening

in my country that's like $650 worth of stuff in his hands. people who get super expensive shit as a holiday gift sure are cool

Shit like ichcb and rage comics were never funny though. Memes are better now and I say this as someone who has been here way too fucking long.

The Switch really is the Soyboy console, isn't it.

Children and parents not withstanding of course.

Chill out user. Here have a nutritious bar

on Sup Forums maybe, memes outside this place are still stuck in the 'this is so unfunny it's funny' phase

That's just you're microdick and latent faggotry coming to the fore. You just needed some encouragement to actualise it

And low testosterone makes you... buy Nintendo consoles and take selfies with your mouth open?

All Nintendo consoles after the N64 were/are for families or soyboys. The only people I knew who had a GameCube were betas and it has only gotten worse

I like this chart, can't wait for the expanded edition

I think that the early 2010's era of memes was the best, to be honest.

Beards and hairyness still have to do with testosterone

I've noticed that even places outside Sup Forums have gotten into the "post-ironic" kind of memes, like those Twitter "When thing happens" memes.

I'm a democrat and lib cuck and i think you're a soy boi

This

the dozens of Wojack and Pepe variants are basically the new rage comic faces though, you got slightly sad Wojack, red and angry as fuck Wojack, idiot Wojack, smug Wojack, and so on. i think the only difference now is that Wojack is usually drawn/edited way better than his Rage Comic parents were

>the dozens of Wojack and Pepe variants are basically the new rage comic faces though

I feel the same way. It's very ironic that Sup Forums back in 2011 and 2012 went on about how Reddit just reuses the same memes over and over, but now Sup Forums does the same thing with Wojack and Pepe.

I'm not talking about Sup Forums memes though. The memes here are absolute shit nowadays. There are probably some good ones that I can't think of but the ones I can are very dated derivatives as you said.

>Implying an actual liberal would refer to himself as a libcuck
pathetic attempt

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

dude, have some consideration for your wife, she just wants to have some alone time with jamal

Some user posted this and it made die of laughter

You guys take it half heartedly but theres this region in my country where a fruit full of phytoestrogens and properties similar to soy is pretty common and cheap. Women are voluptuos and men are gay, tons of transvestite prostitutes come from there.

here

unaware post ironic rather than aware post-ironic?

Thailand?

Weren't early 2010's meme just "regular" irony?

Tell me how you're going to get facial hair without dht and how you're going to get dht without testosterone

And how is he gonna get testosterone without facial hair? What a vicious cycle!

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>Weren't early 2010's meme just "regular" irony?
idk, memes have been around since the 90s. I think Sup Forums was part of the ironic memes 2005-2010. post ironic being 2010.

it's hard to tell. i think people have been ironically posting gay furry porn on this site since it's inception but now it's done un-ironically. who knows how many layers there are.

If it weren't for the Switch's portability, these casuals probably wouldn't be playing video games at all. Basically, it lets them feel like part of the crowd again.

need to update it with screencaps and reaction images

I don't own any consoles. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

you're missing out on bloodborne and...mario i guess? if neither of those games fit your taste then you arent missing anything