What are the odds that this will actually be good?

What are the odds that this will actually be good?

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whos the director?

look at her neck everyone

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Damn hes got some nice arms desu

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all the rattling that skeleton is going to be doing will be cool to hear in surround sound at the movies.

No boobs

This is the new Lara Croft

Are they changing her look AGAIN?

very good. Sup Forums will be btfo as usual

she has no boobs
she has no thighs
she has no legs
she has no ass
she has no midriff
she's literally a walking talking wooden plank holy shit

that's a man

Tomb Raider is a dirt simple premise. It's Indiana Jones but with a vagina.

>Tomb Raider
>Not an attractive Lara in any way.

The could have get the SW or WW chick too

My favorite youtuber is in it so I'll see it.

Tomb Raider is supposed to be a femme fatale. A truly hot fucking bitch that just gets shit done the way she goddamn pleases.

I hope this flops hard.

nah she's fuck ugly

good thing it says she's lara croft right there on the cover because she looks literally nothing like lara croft

0%, the usual for video game adaptations

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YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This Kong has a funny face.

You're a fag

Everyone is angry that she doesn't look like a fictional video game character. Hahahahahaha.

>not muscly at all
>supposed to be doing acrobatics, climbing mountains, fighting tigers
its shit

also what the FUCK is what that neck, holy shit that looks off

I'm in love with her
Can't help it

>mfw the movie ends up being good and causes autistic manchild meltdowns
It probably wont be but that would be funny

She looks like a cancer patient.

Has anyone seen the trailer? They changed her backstory again, plot is 2013 reboot on an island and shipwreck with added Trinity like the 2015 game. They're mashing everything together and it's pathetic but no one expects more from Hollywood

the reboot games of Tomb Raider try harder to be movies and they look better than this shit

The tomb raider story isnt that good. Theres no comedy adventure like indiana jones

How did she get this role again?

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zero, lara croft is supposed to be kinda campy, which is well represented in the big lip woman movies. i think with the new tomb raider games and this movie they're trying to take something fun too serious. it's like if you made harrison ford hatman into 'all quiet on the western front'.

She's not bad with makeup and loose clothes.

As

Hollywood is pandering to small tit-no-ass female audience, considering how the majority of women around the world lack either or both of these features. Glorifying women as perfect sex symbols doesn't work anymore, audience cares about 'real' people now.

SHE HAS NO TITS, SHE HAS NO GRACE

lol i'm sure later in the day you'll be saying how holywood is pandering to all the fat women, you can't pander to everyone miho

Like most girls wow

>actress is fat
>REEE PANDERING!!!!!!!
>actress is skinny
>REEE PANDERING!!!!!!!\
theres no winning with you autists like you

Never heard of Goldilocks, user?

Name ONE movie in the last couple of years where the main actress is fat

Precious

She got an Oscar for a role in that Oscar bait tranny movie

anything with katniss

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any Melissa McCarthy movie, are you fucking stupid?

She's holding that thing in a rather weird spot...

Anything with that Amy Schumer

Why didn't you post the original?

I knew longnecks were up to no good

she looks like the grown up version of that fetus thing in eraserhead

>not the neck fiend, bomb pube one

>instead of pandering to one crowd they should pander to kissless failchildren like me instead

Whoa, hey guys.

Are you having a stroke, user?

Will she be tomb raiding?

Oh look a skeleton

You sure you're not just gay?