Sup Forums is incapable of doing this

>Sup Forums is incapable of doing this

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Playing Tekken or touching a girl?

Sup Forums is very capable of playing the worst fighting game serie out there.

Go away, Capcom.

>Sup Forums is incapable of beating up a little chinese girl
seems about right

go home, boon. you're being a faggot again.

yes

EWGFs are easy. Not even as hard as other Tekken moves like Acid Rain or Evil Mist.
Try fucking Stance-Dash Treasure Hunt/Jackhound.

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EWGF's aren't easy on pad if you aren't cheating(using l1,l2,r1,r2 instead of proper keys).

I can EWGF on pads. I'm double jointed, though.

EWGFs are the easiest thing to pull off in the game. Korean backdashing is the real bullshit

Dash and interrupt it with a down quickly. It's incredibly easy.

Sure it's the cheating way but who cares about backsway characters.

You basically NEED a pad to backdash.

*Stick

>Tekken 5 came with the arcade version of this and Tekken 1+2

Fuck me Tekken 5 was based. Last Tekken worth a damn.

I'm playing with a pad and I still can't pull it off. All I end up doing is some sidestep cancel and not the actual thing. I swear to fuck you need a PhD in finger dexterity to fucking play this game

4>TTT>3>5>irrelevant

I made a mistake. Back dashing needs a stick. It's way too hard on pad.

Tekken really needs to do away with the juggling and corner bouncing.

Korean backdashing is the biggest casual filter in the history of videogames. I completely gave up on Tekken because of it.

Swap 3 and 4 and you got yourself a list.

4 felt the best.

>He doesn't like fast tekken

You know you can just mash out Acid Rain, right? It's dead easy.

>4 the best

Fucking hipster.

Yo don't NEED to backdash. It's like bunny hopping in Quake.

I liked how you can move before the fight and how the floors aren't always flat

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that said 2 was kino.

This is only somewhat related but fighting games gave me a ballbust fetish. My dick used to get hard when i did groin kick moves in Tekken and Soul Calibur.

getting stomped on by nina gave me a foot fetish I think

I beat my sister daily and she likes it

It seems easier to do in Tekken 7 for some reason.

I think they widened the execution window on it.

No, you really do. Tekken is all about whiff punishing. If you can't force whiffs, you're SOL.

why?

2 is still my favourite. It got so much right and that opening? first time I saw that I was fucking blown away.

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Do you have a small dick too? (4 inches)

>he cant Taunt Jet Upper

Bunny hopping is pretty necessary in quake if you don't want to get mopped by that game's playerbase

>That opening

The first game character I fapped to was from a fighting game. Ivy from Soul Calibur. I felt a bit ashamed after it.

>Ivy
>not Taki

You fucked up.

>corner bouncing

Lightdash into EWGF is shit...and I play all the Mishimas.

T3>t6>t7

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>bounce bounce bounce
>DAH!
>bounce bounce bounce
>DAH!

RRRREEE #FUKDISSHIT

>programming a 368x480, 60 fps playstation game with highly detailed models
Yeah, i can't.

>EWGF

Babby's first JF.

Excellent choice and an even excellent pic related character.

>4 not the best
>Tried to innovate and succeeded
>Dynamic brawling instead of overemphasize on launch punish and juggling
>Balance was a little fucked

Still not worse than Tekken 5.0 or the new version that comes with screws and a cinematic story mode.

>tfw no ewgf

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>posted the bait version
>3S and IV somehow have 100+ moves per character

>Tried to innovate and succeeded
It didn't tho, it stole almost everything from VF3 and other games.

It was also a complete broken mess of a game

>Bloody Roar

You mean a completely non-competitive fighting game franchise that everyone in the FGC shits on?

>Alpha 3 below SFII
>SFIV on par with 3rd Strike
>Marvel 2 above anything

>You mean a completely non-competitive fighting game franchise that everyone in the FGC shits on?
No, that would be tekken

Name one known FGC person who shits on Tekken

Pretty much everyone, the game is widely regarded as a joke by the FGC

So then it wouldn't be a problem to name just one?

This must be bait. Tekken is one of the deepest fighting games out there mechanic wise.

Is Tekken the Smash of 3D fighters? I read this post again and I realised that if you changed the game's name it applies directly to Tekken as well. The same top players every time with an identical grand final in 99% of tournaments, extremely low player retention rate to the point that every competitor is in their 30s or older and been playing since 3/5, a solved game where no new tech is ever discovered and no exciting plays get made. Legacy factor counts more than anything else. No top Tekken player has ever been competent at another fighting game, likewise people who dabble in other fighting games don't bother with Tekken. The series is visibly more shallow and poorly designed than the rest of its subgenre. All things it has in common with Smash.

Is this Tekken's legacy after 20 years? The equivalent casual party masher, just in 3D?

>Tekken is one of the deepest fighting games out there mechanic wise.

>someone will fall for this

It is without a doubt, way to prove you don't know what you're talking about

>Tekken is one of the deepest fighting games out there mechanic wise.

MY SIDES!

Maybe

Anyone who's been exposed to more technical, more dynamic fighting games will quickly pass on tekken. Other top fighters, namely Street Fighter, MvC and MK have advanced impressively in their latest installments; but the relic that is tekken just can't seem to evolve, furthermore many combos can be done simply by hitting 1-button, and the nearly "instant-kill" rage art moves are just laughably broken. Instead of a supplying a proper fighting engine, matches in T7 seem to rely heavily on "who can get their rage move off first". So many elements of the gameplay don't even require any sort of skill. In my book, slow motion over and over again also gets old very quickly. And in the end, it's more of a novelty or gimmick rather than an actual, thought-out fighting game mechanic. But hey, the casual crowd will be pleased!

If you want something a little more "button-masher-friendly," tekken might be your cup of tea.... Key word, might.

In that case, Tekken in general ripped off Virtua Fighter, as VF came before Tekken.

It was not as broken as Tekken 5, which was rushed as fuck. Only memes about Jin's JFLS would have you believe that.

I know this is bait, but Tekken just hasn't bothered changing shit up in a long time.

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tekken is the most shallow, casual fighting game on the market, it has no depth or complexity at all.

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>Street Fighter, MvC and MK have advanced impressively in their latest installments

That's a good one. SFV and MVC I are both hot garbage. Tekken 7 is vastly superior to anything you just mentioned.

>rage arts
>broken

This is how you spot a bullshitter. Rage arts are telegraphed from a mile away, you can block all of them very easily and they're susceptible to hard punishes. Quit talking out your ass.

I thought bunny hopping is the easy one and strafe jumping is the hard one?

Worst big name series for sure.

its. a. pasta. retard

Now Rage Drives on the other hand are complete cancer

Reminder that even the top tekken plays agree tekken is a shallow game and far easier than SFV, the most easy and shallow of all the SF games.

I'm pretty sure he wants you to elaborate, not make a blanket statement. You're just further proving him right

It's all just lazy bait/people who don't know what they're talking about anyways

Yep. The only reason it even has any buzz now is because of 7, 6 fucking sucked, enjoy your Bob mirrors lol. Also, like Smash, it's casual as fuck so it's "deep" aspects are praised for being more technical than they actually are. All of the Rage shit in Tekken is to make it easier for casualfags and you see that shit pop up in tournaments all the time. Also, Virtua Fighter did character customization first. TL;DR, Tekken is the Smash of 3D fighters and only for casual cucks.

>Tekken 7 is vastly superior to anything you just mentioned.

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>No vertical play at all, dont want to have to deal with something like crossups in baby games like tekken games
>Severely diminished horizontal play
>Footsies and spacing doesn't exist because baby mode side step
>Extremely slow attacks to make side stepping easier and even more brainless because tekken babies are literally braindead
>No archetypes or playstyles, everyone plays the same, that would be to hard to tekken babies to learn
>Dial-a-combos because links are too hard for tekken babies

tekken is trash lmao

You forgot
>unblockables
Tekken is such shit, why they put this broken BS in there. It's like an instant win.

I can't imagine anyone who's insecure enough to actually separate different fighting games into a tier list by "the amount of IQ" they'd have to play it.

Like, just don't play it if it upsets you that much. Haven't touched SFV because it's hot garbage, but I'm not shitposting about it non-stop.

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Keep in mind most v-reversals are shit (don't actually stop pressure) and only certain characters have invincible moves (and they require meter)

SFV is as shallow as a puddle. 100% rushdown with the exception of ONE character (Guile, who is 100% ZONING. Lots of fun)

But like bunny hopping, as soon as someone can do it, and you can't, you get fucked.

I'm still waiting on this one lad, I'm not saying you are liar I just want justification so I can hate Tekken too.

>Duck, Parry, Armor, Backdash, Evade, Crush, Backswing dont exist in SFV

Now this is just some shitty bait

I leaned on a stick but EWGF, get way easier once you build the muscle memory. I can do it about 50% durring a match. It's only during a clutch moment where it becomes very difficult.

How underage do you have to be to think tekken came up with or is the only game to use those mechanics or that Street Fighter also doesn't have 90% of them?

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>Taking the bait

Just remember, anybody who posts those pasta's can't KBD.

Tekken 7 is the thinking man's modern fighting game. Huge roster that you will need to be familiar with to be decent. Demanding execution for vast majority of characters. Tons of stages that have their own quirks.

Casuals bought it because of pretty graphics and played the dumb single player shit and wrote it off.

Real niggas never touched story mode or treasure battle and stuck to practice and ranked and are still enjoying it to this day.

SFV is shallow and boring. NRS stuff animates like shit and has fucking cutscenes during fights. Anime games were never, ever good.

4's aesthetic and ost is the fucking best

t. Get's Snake Edge'd all the time.

Tekken is trash nuthing but sidestep sidestep you can sidestep everything worst game

SFV is infinitely more complex than Tekken, Tekken is just dancing around the ring. SF you have to throw fireballs, Tekken doesn't even have motion inputs.