Just finished my first playthrough in this game

Just finished my first playthrough in this game.

How could anyone pick Yennefer? She's insufferable, always bossing you and never wants to share her plans with you

Perfect.

Both Yennefer and Triss are backstabbing whores, like all sorceress.

I love independent women, you start nagging you over stupid shit. my dream girl doesnt nag me about petty shit

Yennefer is the best

If you picked her she would have softened up

She's hotter + she's the mother of your child + Geralt oves her more + not as manipulative as Triss + enjoyable banter

Yen appeals to beta soy boys because her bitchy take charge attitude means she's doing all the work in the relationship and they don't need to think or make decisions or be a man at all

Because you'll never have the kind of relationship with Triss where you can make wolf puns.

if you can't handle and appreciate Yen, you're just a soyboy making excuses, like this guy:

>picking ANY of the available options

They're all shit, in their own unique ways. For a sought after man like Geralt, it'd be stupid for him to settle. The only correct path is to focus on your Witcher career, and Ciri.

Why cannot I romance Ciri? She isn't Geralt's real daughter, I would rather prefer to fug her instead of those old bitches. She's grown up already.

Something something about Yennefer being the only valid choice, since Geralt made a wish to a demon/djinn thing to bind him and Yennever together with unbreakable fate magic.

They have broken it during the game. If you played, of course.

Sorry man, but to be honest I think soyboys wouldn't choose any of the women because they'd be to much of a pussy to choose (and hurting the other).

>muh canon choice
>Yen literally cucked Geralt so hard he nearly killed himself

>Not disregarding whores and returning to the true path of the witcher

I see. I have played most of the game, with exception of the DLCs, but not this quest. I just looked it up and it seems they did break the bond in some way. But as this quest is only unlocked quite late in the game, my point stands for most of it.

Maybe I will get to finish the game and play the DLC sometime next month. I should just be finished gathering allies at Kaer Morhen.

He 100% deserves every last bit of shit he gets from Yen though.

>Dear friend…

>The witcher swore quietly, looking at the sharp, angular, even runes drawn with energetic sweeps of the pen, faultlessly reflecting the author’s mood. He felt once again the desire to try to bite his own backside in fury. When he was writing to the sorceress a month ago he had spent two nights in a row contemplating how best to begin. Finally, he had decided on “Dear friend.” Now he had his just deserts.

>Dear friend, your unexpected letter – which I received not quite three years after we last saw each other – has given me much joy. My joy is all the greater as various rumours have been circulating about your sudden and violent death. It is a good thing that you have decided to disclaim them by writing to me; it is a good thing, too, that you are doing so so soon. From your letter it appears that you have lived a peaceful, wonderfully boring life, devoid of all sensation. These days such a life is a real privilege, dear friend, and I am happy that you have managed to achieve it.

Cont.

>I was touched by the sudden concern which you deigned to show as to my health, dear friend. I hasten with the news that, yes, I now feel well; the period of indisposition is behind me, I have dealt with the difficulties, the description of which I shall not bore you with. It worries and troubles me very much that the unexpected present you received from Fate brings you worries. Your supposition that this requires professional help is absolutely correct. Although your description of the difficulty – quite understandably – is enigmatic, I am sure I know the Source of the problem. And I agree with your opinion that the help of yet another magician is absolutely necessary. I feel honoured to be the second to whom you turn. What have I done to deserve to be so high on your list?

>Rest assured, my dear friend; and if you had the intention of supplicating the help of additional magicians, abandon it because there is no need. I leave without delay, and go to the place which you indicated in an oblique yet, to me, understandable way. It goes without saying that I leave in absolute secrecy and with great caution. I will surmise the nature of the trouble on the spot and will do all that is in my power to calm the gushing source. I shall try, in so doing, not to appear any worse than other ladies to whom you have turned, are turning or usually turn with your supplications. I am, after all, your dear friend. Your valuable friendship is too important to me to disappoint you, dear friend.

>Should you, in the next few years, wish to write to me, do not hesitate for a moment. Your letters invariably give me boundless pleasure.

>Your friend Yennefer

>n-n-no y-you
Spoken like a true purveyor of soy

sorry, boy of soy, I know it makes you angry, but in your next life maybe you'll be able to handle women

Where was this letter from?
Oh boy can you read the salt in that

>i-i-i-im not a soy boy
>m-m-m-mommy said only a real man take a girl back after she cheats on him
Careful with all that soy, your bitch tits will pop right out of your top

triss is the only correct option.

It's from Blood of the Elves

How is Triss manipulative? She's literally the only sincere one.

She literally pretends to be Yen in Witcher 1 to get Geralt to fuck her, she's also been banging Lambert behind your back the entire time.

>Kek he hasn't played the Witcher 2 to find out Triss is some manupulative cunt that divided Yenn and Geralt.

such a low quality image
you suck op

Isn't Yen like a wart faced hunchback using magic to project a glamour over herself to look attractive

She's the most manipulative one.
Yenn is a bitch, but by far the least manipulative one.

Reminder that Geralt is a massive asshole who fucks random sluts constantly, Yenn is perfect for him.
The thing that makes them different, caring and almost even human is their love for Ciri.

Yes and her bitchy attitude is a fucking turn off

nice soyboy reply you got there, soyboy

>if I scream and throw a tantrum that will prove I'm a grown up and not a soy boy
Wew

and Triss is a walking bacon stick coz she was burned to crisp or some shit

Triss does the same thing, she's all burned and disfigured.

if you greentext more maybe I'll believe it that you're not a soyboy

I want them all to take turns pegging me and calling me soyboy

I picked none because I dislike the thought of Geralt choosing slimy women over the company of slimy monsters. Geralt is much cooler if you think of him as a lone wolf who still cares deeply about his friends but only keeps them as friends.

>soy boy gets btfo
>w-w-well if you keep proving I'm a soy boy and making fun of me that means I win
Bike cuck levels of logic right there

No, sorceresses use magic to physically alter their bodies and prevent ageing, she actually looks like that although her looks are not natural.

Lydia van Bredevoort is the only sorceress I know of that uses illusions for her appearance and that's because she got her lower jaw blown off by powerful magic and can't regenerate.

>another annoying yen hate thread by an insufferable triss fan

sorry stuttering soyboy, didn't realize you were THIS much of a soyboy

Shit user... Props for finishing such a boring and clunky game.

I can't stand Triss' voice. I just can't do a playthrough romancing her because of it. Its insufferable

plus he's a manslut anyway. fucks anything that moves
also really pissed off that they toned down the fucking he did
>The Witcher 1
>fucks basically every female he comes across
>TW2
>not so much, but still fuck tons
Really missed opportunities in TW3 for that

He fucking loves the pussy

I know, which I get makes him more human since he's weak in that he's weak to pussy but women have too much control over him for him to be relatable to me.

>gets btfo twice
>tries no you again
>p-p-p-please stop, i-i-i-i just wanted to pretend I wasn't a soy boy for one minute
>j-just let me go and I'll n-never do it again
Poor little soy boy

BOOOOOO BOOOOOOOO

So just magic plastic surgery because she's shallow, got it

She's the person Geralt loves, simple as that. I stopped playing Withcer 3 mid-game to read the books. It all makes sense after them.

I see the soy warped your mind so much that you can't stop making up stories in your little head
really sad if you think about it

>some Triss fag says Yen is for soy boys
>some user has a fucking meltdown over this
You both need to go back with that forced meme shit

>n-no u again
>why won't you believe me
Imagine being btfo so badly that you become completely mind broken

I'm sorry you are right, I MUST CONFESS
I AM A SOYBOY

Same. My Geralt was celibate. A chad virgin. Too good for those roasties. Ciri is best girl & I was there for her as the father she needed.

Why do white women look like vampires?

Look, I know you desperately want to get out of this little confrontation by throwing your delusions at me, but it's not gonna work soyboy

>the father she needed.
So were you the one that thought her to masturbate while staring at horse cocks?

>play the manliest of all the chads in vidya
>still play as a virgin
Damn user, you must be the queen of the Sup Forumsirgins

>p-p-please stop pointing out how you've remodeled my asshole
>i-i just wanted to prove i had some dignity
Sounds like you need your soy milk latte to calm your nerves

Turning down a woman is the most Chad thing anyone can do.

I don't ever really see any Triss fags, and Ciri fags are usually ok even with the delusion that they think they would be good fathers, but why are Yen fags so fucking insufferable?

you're not making a good case for yourself with all that stuttering, speak up so I can hear you
or maybe you're just scared? lay off the soy so you'd have more confidence bro

I read the books and played the games and I simply can't pick anyone but Yen. Triss is a massive manipulative whore, I don't give a shit about how good she looks.

>gets btfo (again)
>i-i-i-im not the one stuttering, you are (again)
The absolute state of soy boys, go make nice warm glass of soy milk to calm yourself down and maybe even stop crying

ok you got me
it's time to feed my wife's son so I better stop horsing around with you

How long is TW3, counting all the sidd content and the two expansions?
100 hours?

>tfw can't end up with Shani because she wants a stable life and settle down
>end up settling down in Blood and Wine
>still can't get a ending with her
Pretty shit to be honest, then again, Geralt would probably outlive her

Who can he randomly fuck in 2? I only remember the elf, if you save her at the start and play the elf guy route.

>Witcher 1
She lies to Geralt about them being a couple before his amnesia, doesn't tell him anything about his past even though she knows he's trying to remember it
>Witcher 2
She tells him that she can bring his memory back using a Rose of Rememberance... and then in Iorveth's path we learn that the Rose is used in a spell that makes someone a loyal slave to the sorceress.

took me 125 hours before I got bored. All main story missions done but loads of side missions left to complete

Didn't she confess pretty hard on him and he also bailed on her? Hence the whole thing with the sorcerer.

Wow that's a lot. Thanks for the answer.
I was kinda bored with it for the first ten hours but I feel like I'm starting to really like it. Just got done with the Bloody Baron quest

...

Are the novels good or is it just the world that the novels build good?

>trissfags getting BTFO

Triss, the she-elf, various whores, a succubus, Ves, and Cynthia

They're pretty good although the english translation can be iffy at times, if nothing else you'll appreciate the games a lot more.

>can't romance Ciri

Why not? Don't tell me "because she's muh daughteru".

I should have full rights to turn her into my breeding factory.

witchers are impotent

Just mod it.

>he didn't drink the potion of those shady alchemists in TW2
lmaoing @ ur life

People who think they are better than everyone for picking Yen forgot Geralt picked Triss in the last two games.

I give you a pass if you are a bookfag, but who even read that?

they're not impotent, they're infertile

geralts like 2 inches of girth and has trouble peeing in front of people. hes impotent.

They're not even infertile, they're just so mutated that their baby batter doesn't work on humans any more.

how mad

Just pick both so you end up with Ciri

>Trissfags

She's so fucking terrible I'm surprised the question even comes up. I imagine it's just anime kids who like her because they've never been in a relationship outside their chinese cartoon waifus.

>used goods game

both of you are fucking autistic manchildren

>Triss is terrible
>post except of Phillipa being a bitch and Yen threatening violence and trying to manipulate Triss emotionally while Triss is trying to look out for Ciri
Man Triss is such a cunt

People who can read

115 for me with all main and side quests. Not counting question marks.

>She's insufferable, always bossing you
Funny thing: Friend of mine is finally playing the game. I jokingly said he must be picking Yen because she always bosses you around just like your gf. And surprise surprise he really picks Yen.

It's pretty obvious that Triss is actin selfishly here. Yen just cares for her daughterfu and husbando, while Triss is busy eating Lodge's ass and trying to usurp Yen's place in Geralt's life.

I'm 250 hours in and havent finished blood and wine yet (at the very end tho) and done the majority of the sidequests but not all

One of the best fantasy novels m8