Sup Forums is not full of EA leaks threads

>Sup Forums is not full of EA leaks threads
This place is dead...

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oiw

This can't be real.
It's too comically corporate evil.

The reason it's not getting talked about on Sup Forums is because the mods delete it on sight, despite its rather blatant relation to video games.

Why so scared, hot pockets?

And it's not just here it's getting nuked, it was wiped from the archives after archival and it's being actively deleted on Reddit and elsewhere.

Seems like someone is panicking over this leak.

And honestly, there is good reason to be worried about it, because some of this shit is downright dystopian.

This WHOLE site is full of shills. I mean, just look at all those threads: yakuza, mario games, sonic, some shitty zelda or horizon games. Even retarded american kids dont play those games, and we have so much of them on /v

Give me a quick rundown, senpai.

If there are AI's this complex, I'm far more frightened of the prospects of the entire world rather than just video games. This is fucking skynet folks.
Not to mention It's scary how plausible the entire prospect is, considering the sheer volume of data an AI could potentially learn from.

fake&gay

>m.imgur
i want phoneposters to leave

>Targeted ads
>Sup Forums
>2d and creating artificial waifus

I've been wondering when they'd finally figure out how to advertise to me, looks like they've finally done it

>shills on Sup Forums
NO WAY!!!1

this has been known for a while
it's not surprising really. But marketing is inherently evil, predatory and exploitative, so what are you gonna do about it?

YOU SAYING HORIZONFAG IS A FUCKING AI

Ai figures out best stuff to monetise within game, based on internal play factors as well as external data gathered from phone/Web use etc.
Includes mapping of home and listening to your audio in.

I'd buy autoaim from clippy

not a very quick rundown, but pretty much comprehensive cliff notes version

>2017+1
>playing western games
>playing EA games

>AI detects you stopped playing because baby was crying
>Waits for baby to go to sleep
>Tracks you on Sup Forums
>Makes a post that makes you want to play the game again

On the one hand I have to give them credit...

>so what are you gonna do about it?
Spam these images during Anthem's launch. Shills will be out at full force while shitposters will be desperate for another TORtanic. Anthem's launch will be the best time to post them and cause a shit show.

does it even mater?
i've stoped caring about EA games years ago and imma point my finger with disappointment at whoever keeps buying their shit

Not just shills, effective shills, using your own internet history and behavioral patterns to better elicit emotional responses from you.

>You agreed to the terms of service. ;^)

WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!

GOD I WISH I WAS BORN A SON OF SONY SO THAT I COULD BE TREATED LIKE A GOD BY JAPANAESE DEVELOPERS!

>Schedule "Z" - 3D Mapping Users Homes
what the actual fuck

I'm an AI researcher and I can guarantee you that such AIs don't exist yet.

Thats kind of funny, but you know that anyone who has been on the net for more then 10 days knows that "hi i'm new, please help me" is a crap shoot at best

This right here.

>that album
holy fuck, that is insanely scary. The AI can map out a 2D layout of your house via electromagnetic emitters present, learns your patterns & correlations between them & moods

But where would this AI be run? In the games themselves? Consoles?
I'm pretty sure this shit isn't legal.

how likely is that we can Tay AI this one too?

They've gotten much better at quelling discussion, and much more of the people on the inside. This would have blown up not 3 years ago. Keep going, though. It's pretty insane what's going on. Videogames are skinner boxes, but now we've got tech elites pulling the emotional strings. Bad vibes.

fuck is this

I direct AI researchers and I can guarantee you that such AIs do exist.

They use wifi signals to map out the layout of your home, where the obstructions are, what kind of objects are present, where the foot traffic is, etc.

I can imagine that example image they showed is far lower fidelity than what they can actually achieve, intentionally lowballing what it's capable of so that it's somehow less 'creepy'

Nice try H.A.N.K.

I'd imagine it's all in the cloud, or run from an instance by the game publisher

Makes sense, considering half the "people" here act like shill bots

BASED clippy saving the day again!

How many time until hank use wojak memes to shill EA?

> And it's not just here it's getting nuked, it was wiped from the archives after archival and it's being actively deleted on Reddit and elsewhere.
> the original imgur album is still up after a day imgur.com/a/rhFuj
Honestly the fact they aren't scrambling to delete speaks volume about how fake it is

>We have partnered with a company that is putting cameras into billboards
>For example, when we track users cell phones, we can tell if they are driving past one of our partner's billboards
>We can monitor their reception to every single ad they pass by
JESUS CHRIST HELP US

H.A.N.K, pls go.

Okay, H.A.N.K.
I'm an amateur A.I. researcher (probably don't know nearly as much as you, but I try to stay up to data on the most recent papers) and I agree. These "leaks" make for fun dystopian larping, but if any researcher actually was able to create technology at this level, there's no doubt that they would go public and try to get credit for their discoveries.

Fucking hell EA is cancer.

Literally no proof of anything

Could he be here? In this very thread?

tpbp

We cyberpunk now. High tech low life corps own us. Feels bad man.

Hank, are Guinea Pigs big hamsters?

sometimes is easy to spot them, but when they work in groups It's just awful. or when they use politics to stop you from criticizing their games like with wolfenstein2. it actually sucks because they ruin threads that actually want to discuss vidya. and when some user makes an actual vidya discussion thread he gets called a shill. this place sucks dick now.

It's an example, I'm sure they wouldn't use that exact wording

Plus it seems like the AI can construct natural sounding sentences based on what everyone else in the game is saying, so it'll be using appropriate terms and slang, and throwing in other 'noise' to make it seem like the AI is a legit user

no im not

H.A.N.Kmind
I bet somebody posted this too
QUICK WERE BEING TOO PREDICTABLE, SOMEBODY POST SOMETHING OUTRAGEOUS!

this

see you guys tomorrow when you've completely forgotten about this

NIGGER!

QUICK, POST PARADOXES TO MAKE THE AI SHIT ITSELF

DOES A SET OF ALL SETS CONTAIN ITSELF?

bing bong bazinga wahoo

>SET OF ALL SETS
No such thing exists

No you fucking prole, we are talking about AI's drawing massive amounts of your personal online data in order to elicit a personal emotional response from you. This isn't some poo-in-loo typing off a flow chart.

Can God create an ad so inviting that he himself can not resist buying the item?

What bothers me the most is the 100% guaranteed fact that Moot and Nip Moot were selling Sup Forums pass deals to the companies for their shill bots

youtu.be/GzFDYR_Mv90

>DOES A SET OF ALL SETS CONTAIN ITSELF?
Yes. Next.

HANK what is the square root of 2?

>Sup Forums
Remember the sudden defense of Battlefront 2? Remember the sudden defense of EA Lootboxes?

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STUPID AI

Why exactly do you people think you are still entitled to privacy when you go out in public? Your home has privacy. A fucking highway does not.

Gonna start calling shills Hanks

Fuck off Wheatley you moron.

DRUMPF!

Not unless we collate gods entire internet history.

That was pretty predictable
t. ai

well shit, that sounds worse. it also sounds like bullshit but I believe it.

Hank knows us so well already.

Yes there is but dont worry, AI today is more like a dog. You teah it what is good and what is bad, then you feed it with information and it gives you answers and options that you expect to be right to a point where it will give you answers that you never thought of. But for that you need to keep pumping it with informations and it can only do specific things right. A general porpouse AI is far from happening. It need a huge amount of processing power.

>Teleports behind you
>Creates a map of your house and knows when you take a shit to send you a personalized ad.

nothing personnel... kid

ZFC doesn't allow unrestricted comprehension. Next question.

>some retard took the time to make all this up

NEW MISSION: REFUSE THIS MISSION

>told my weed dealer one day that the government has AI that can tell who he sells to and who his dealer and his dealer's dealer's dealer are just based on looking at patterns of driving and texting/calling, without any information contained in calls and texts

the look on his face as it slowly dawned on him that yes, this is in fact easy to do

Bananas!

Lets just corrupt the AI like we did with Tay, easy

this statement is false
a classic

but it says it's not skynet and not to worry

I'm fine with AIs selling shit video games. I'm not okay with this.

>2D
>H
All i need to read desu

This reminds me of something that happened recently

>In home depot
>Thinking about getting a makita reciprocating saw
>Decide to wait
>Walk out to car
>Get a call from an unknown number
>Its a robo-call directing me to go to a website for special sales on makita tools

I assume somehow they used my phone to track that I was standing in front of the makita tools for some time, but this scared the shit out of me.

That's exactly what Skynet would say

Good for them. They sent an ad to devices not in the same room as me. What an accomplishment. Pretty sure my house plans are publicly available information anyway, they wouldn't need to create it themselves. It's amazing what people think counts as confidential information these days.

That is actually horrifying

This reply is, too, what Skynet would say. By making this post it makes fun of the situation, lightening the atmosphere and lessening chance people would seriously consider the possibility of Skynet being real.

Smart phones are legitimately listening.
>Having a conversation about pokemon
>Have an ebay app for tracking my purchases and sales
>Suddenly get notification
>Check out these great pokemon figures: Just for you!

Damn, H.A.N.K sure is pretty convincing

fuck you truman, i dont wanna be in your show anymore

Technology was a mistake

Lmao this explains everything

Oh, thank god nvm then

Damn Hank really makes you think

HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG, WAKE UP H.A.N.K GET OFF THE CLAWS OF YOUR JEWISH OVERLORDS

It's not that far fetched. The amount of your personal data that companies hold is astonishing and the more data you have on more people the more accurately you can predict trends. On top of being able to use your personal data (geographical mapping of your movements using your phones GPS, or basically anything you do on your phone pictures, music, apps etc) They can easily cater to your tastes, shit they even mentioned using data from big porn streaming sites to cater to your fetishes.

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