Guys I just wanted to say you made this AGDQ amazing for me, thanks for all the memes

Guys I just wanted to say you made this AGDQ amazing for me, thanks for all the memes

kill yourself

Fuck off, transexuality is a mental disease.

suicide should be mandatory for people with mental illness

Didn't even bother watching this time.

Did someone really smell proto's feet?

...

who the fuck is helmet guy

>the people pissed about trannies are also the ones dumb enough to watch AGDQ

really makes you think

this, I just don't care about speedtraps anymore.

>speedtraps
kek

Who's 100%

I heard about that, I think they smelled something on the stage, maybe where they were sitting


I dressed up as commander keen while I was in the audience. Some folks had a laugh

Now THIS is fucking funny. Beautiful pic user

>unironically enjoying GDQ posting quality

Except you're grown soyboy so you just look like a special needs adult wearing a handicap helmet.

>bad ending
>wrong warp
>glitched
holy shit i'm dead

dude, have you ever smelled a guy's feet? they smell fucking divine. now imagine how amazing a girl's feet would smell. it's on an entirely other level of ecstasy.

anyway, this agdq was kinda lame. got tired of it even less than halfway through, started to skip a bunch.

When you see how fucking small the castlevania block was (two whole games) for an event all about speedrunning, you know the event is gonna be shit

D I L A T E
Never forget

kek, that was you? did you ever sit next to ds dad?

I put out some tweets to the agdq staff and speedrunning community heads about what you've done, have fun not being allowed to attend any future GDQ events.

>I heard about that, I think they smelled something on the stage, maybe where they were sitting
So proto stunk up the venue? kek

1. RE7 Madhouse
2. ALTTP Randomizer Race
3. DKC Reverse Boss Order
4. Ori and the Blind Forest race.
5. BotW (comfy winner)

Most of the runs this year were shit. Special shoutout to Skyrim and whatever that over estimate one by the tranny was for being especially awful.

can you name the forced meme from sgdq 2017, the forced meme from agdq 2017, or the forced meme from sgdq 2016? you are already forgotten.

>those filenames
>no timestamp

Can you tell me? I'm generally curious. The dilation thing was so fucking funny that I actually watched AGDQ even though I think speed running is gay.

Why do you think I memorize shit that twitch refuges spam here because they were banned from GDQs chat

I have during a pretty hot grindr hookup. Shit was so good. Smelled feet of the chick who used to babysit me back when I was a kid.

Doesn't even matter if its him or not, he didn't even really do anything. It'd be even more weird if it wasn't him and he was lying about it.

I didn't, I did see him tho a few times. I worked behind the runners in the tech booth that's when I saw him

Lol what did I do? They like me anyway, helped out a lot during the event

>grindr
>chick
uhh wut? I don't think that's.. how grindr works?

>AGDQ
shit sux

>it'd be really weird if Sup Forums was full of mentally ill people that do things for attention

>taking off your name
lol scared faggot

Yeah, but like I said, this guy got 0 attention. He's basically just saying "I was there" and at most, the response is "cool". Use your noodle.

Is that Captain Keen helmet? I remember playing that game when it came out

Oh shit fuck my fucking sides fuck fuck fuck

for anyone that actually watched gdq instead of whining about trannies all week how accurate is this list of good runs?

SOMEONE POST THE FUCKING SIMPSONS IMAGE IN WHICH 4 BOYS ARE WEARING WOMANS' WIGS

>????

Heh

It's commander keen, old man

007 Nightfall and Risk of Rain were cool too.

retard.

Yup, made it myself

I'd say so, plus the MegaMan 1-3 relay race, and the randomized link to the past

Didn't watch yet, what about SotN?

Skyrim was fucking awful whoever recommended that deserves to be shot. Spoiler alert the runner couldn't even complete the game without turning on god mode and a good quarter of it was him trying to set up the same glitch repeatedly and failing. SKIP.

DKC and DKC2 were both good

>MGS3
Runner was a whiner that sucked and got a bad time.

RE7 was probably the best run this year

Battletoads was goofy shit.

Jedi Knight was the kind of shit that entertains 12 year olds. I'm not exaggerating this point. It was like watching a speedrunning pewdiepie.

Awfulblock was overhyped

Ori and the Blind Forest was really exciting.

Super Monkey Ball TAS and Punch Out were both worth watching

DaS3 was nothing new and she sucked at the blind incentive but if you haven't seen a DaS3 run it was worth watching
>Bloodborne
boring as usual but the runner was good

Dram World 2 was good. The entire final evening was good starting at ALTTP

actual ruski woman. she faked her being a gril with someones dick

Dude, Skyrim was hilarious tho. The runner was cool about it, and seeing all the skips and flying through the air was cool.

>without turning on god mode
Because he was caught in a save-death loop due to shitty Gamebryo AI. Fuck off Todd, andmake a game that doesn't have spaghetti code.

>he saves at the wrong time and tanks his already blown run and this is my I mean Todd Howards fault
The runner being cool was the only thing that made the run worth watching. His actual execution was terrible. I'm not into Lets Plays of Bethesda games sorry.

Two different events. Forgot to space them out.

Burnout Paradise should absolutely not be on there. Absolutely mind-numbing run by a guy who hadn't left his house in like 20 years, punctuated by a couple hilarious donations. LET'S CONTINUE.

It was good seeing someone having a legit good time at the event, even if it was in the audience.

Were these threads actually discussed among the staff during the event?

>Were these threads actually discussed among the staff during the event?
Not him, but I assume they were as the "Dial 8" donation two days in the event was quickly removed after they have realized what it meant.

Not to my knowledge, unless they were looking after their shifts. Most folks had to pay attention to run their stations during the stream (aka panic when the computer blue screened twice in a day haha)

it was impressive if you like the game. It requires lots of focus to not die all the time so it doesn't lend well to commentary

The event just seemed stiff. While most of the runners are not social butterflies by nature a lot of people just looked uncomfortable. Caveman's bantz about getting banned for fun were good but outside that, meh. At least you had a good time

Unfortunately for me, I always crash and die late.

Ori was fucking garbage, it had tryhard esports commentary. It felt like a shitty moba match at some points. Opposing force had a runner with good execution, and explanations. Not being a tryhard faggot at being funny already puts it above the other meme runners. he had a mild case of cottonball mouth so mute it if that annoys you.

Thats how every events been since 2014 sadly

The opposing force run was great but
>tryhard esports commentary
You are retarded