Cyberpunk 2077

>first twitter post in 5 years
OH SHIT ITS HAPPENING
GET FUCKING HYPE

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What are you gonna main?

all of them sound like hypercapable hyperextraverted figurative or literal rockstars. i like to identify with the character i'm playing and none of them sound well suited for a suicidal neet.

>rockerboys
hot

>War. War never changes.

>Atari waged war on the allowance of children. SEGA waged war to build an empire in the arcades and home market. Nintendo turned a collapsed market into complete dominance of home entertainment.

>But war never changes.

>In the 21st century, war was still waged over the market space that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of war were also its weapons: microtransactions and DLC. For these resources, EA would invent season passes, Sony would charge for online multiplayer, and PC gaming would dissolve into quarreling, bickering communities divided by a thousand launchers, bent on controlling gamers through insidious DRM.

>In 2018, the storm of console war had come again. In two brief hours after launch of supposed hit titles, metacritic scores were reduced to cinders. And from the ashes of devastation, a new community would struggle to arise.

>A few were able to rely upon the relative safety classic titles and well made indie-games. Your family was part of that group that bought games from GOG. Imprisoned safely behind no game newer than 1999, under a mountain of CRPGs, a generation has lived without knowledge of the modern corruption.

>With the arrival of Galaxy and Gwent Multiplayer DRM, life at GOG is about to change.

Rockerboy sounds nice.

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...where the fuck are all the other classes?

>getting exicted for a CDPR game
Gee, it's like Sup Forums really don't like vidyas.

media

*yawn*
Where's my Jensen and Denton characters?

Cop

This game in all likelihood will not feature a gun that fires beams that make people shit their pants.

Didn't they do this to prevent their account from being deleted due to inactivity?

You can play as an ex-cop

They cant top this so who cares

youtube.com/watch?v=88rqxeLC6-4

>tfw no hunter s thompson video game

Telltale might make it work but that's all you could ever expect.

HOYPE HOYPE HOYPE HOYPE
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This

i don't even know what any of the game is other than a cyberpunk rpg

>january 10
it's nothing

youtube.com/watch?v=MjHrGxSVVVA

Yes

Will this game let me be the law?

Why bother making a game about cyberpunk, we're already living it in real life

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a real human bean

>lawfags

Not everyone are living in US or Canada though.

So when do I get internet hooked into my brain so I can watch porn in my mind while pretending I'm paying attention to whatever the person I'm talking to is bitching about?

corporate for sure.

cop or corporate.

genuinely terrified

MAXIMUM LAWMAN on the mean streets in 21st century. Bashing in heads of punks and anarchists.

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hyyype

>a rumor has surfaced on
It's nothing

inb4
>we've had to throw out all the old stuff and just started development again
>see you in 5 years

Wouldnt be surprised if Deus Ex gets picked up again and releases another sequel before 2077 ever gets off the ground

Media seems the most interesting of them all, but I really want to go full Judge Dredd.

That's stupid and they don't have infinite money.

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>inb4 kickstarter

between witcher 3 continuing to outsell 2017 games, gwent microtransactions, GOG, and the polish government, they practically do

Well to be honest scam citizen raised over 140 millions.

>trusting Poles

>runnerfags

the film was good

its a shitty fan-film that has literally nothing in common with the masterpiece original. also the plot ifs ripped off children of men

It's just marketing wank.
Companies like EA have cancerous marketing divisions that take all the fame for the sales and use the fame to grow themselves bigger and bigger while doing no actual important work.

>also the plot ifs ripped off children of men
is it?

>implying sequel wasn't better than original

The plot about the one girl being the key to reproduction is kind of similar, yeah.

i didnt imply that at all. i outright said it

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this is a gay meme

this game is going to be so fucking gay and lame

kys. 2049 is pure cyberkino and a bunch of slavs will never top it

you're retarded my dude

Isn't that what you were referencing though?

>Putting Perturbator and Lazerhawk over Gesaffelstein
It's like giving metal advice by saying "don't listen to Ihsahn's solo work, try Dragonforce or Breaking Benjamin"

I watched the original about a year ago for the first time.

Holy shit it is boring as fuck.

Like i get for the time, I'm sure it was ground breaking, but fuck me it sucks now.

>none of them sound well suited for a suicidal neet
You must not like any games except for anything with Sword Art Online in the title.

>reddit: the meme

Is there something comparable to a shadowrun streetsam in this game? a cybernetically beefed up edgelord with razors for fingernails?

its vaporware
they haven't shown anything

i enjoy this meme

Gesaffelstein is the Dragonforce in your example.

The net is everything and I am the net.

Vaporwave as a whole is Breaking Benjamin in that example.

>Accurate portrayal of a Cyberpunk `fan'
>This triggers Sup Forums

Kek, you neon spandex niggers.

The cute Japanese loli class

>403627914
Gesaffelstein is the fucking bomb, I saw him in Amsterdam like three years ago and it was fucking great.

Is it wrong if I just wanna be a real human being?

>people still listen to old slow gesaffelstein

kek, get with the times grandpas
youtube.com/watch?v=b5c1SxhczGU

>You can play as an ex-cop
what's the point in that?
in cp2020 cops special ability is authority, meaning they all the rights and priviledges that comes with being an officer of law.
they can legally carry a gun, arrest people, get back up from police if things get hairy etc etc.
ex-cops can't do any of that.

stop shilling vaporware

You're about 6 days late, nigger.

Media because of my waifu

EA's fame hasn't stopped them from being rich (and in fact has made them richer) so it's really the consumers fault.

>not going techie right off the bat to capitalize on early craftable item economy and a stash of gear for alt characters

2019 at the earliest

There are faggots on this board right now who aren't maining corporates

I don't know, which will it allow me to generate the most brouzouf?

200% cyber
0% punk

>E3 2018
>Everyone is expecting a Cyberpunk 2077 reveal
>CDPR member walks on stage
>"After all these years we'll finally get to show you something."
>audience erupts in antecipation
>a video of a building appears on the monitor
>audience gets confused
>it's a live streaming of Eletronic Arts headquarters
>"We will make Cyberpunk real."
>CDPR detonates a nuke in EA's building
>"Welcome to the first corporate war."

rockers but record label takes it all.

medtech has highest salary, corps gets the best benefits and fixer can build a massive criminal organization.

>tfw you're so commited to making a great game that you hire a real life car designer to design your in-game cars

Are other western devs even trying?

What did CDPR mean by this?

But why would that matter if they weren't gonna be using it?

Where's the fucking gameplay? I don't even know what to get hyped for.

if they had him work on ALL music in the game, then i would imagine thats an incredibly wide range of shit

Right here ;)
*unzips penis*

Because obviously they want to use it sometime within the next 5 years

Nah, there's been like 5 different composers confirmed to have some part in the soundtrack.

>consumers fault.
Yes, noone forces someone to buy EA "games". Don't want that shit? Don't get it.

We'll be getting a new Blade Runner game before this vaporware comes out

>You are a good jew
what did she mean by this?

nah