What are some games where I can romance single older women?

What are some games where I can romance single older women?

Life. But that one's probably too hard for a casual like you

I'll marry her and take her home with me

Persona 5

shut the fuck up nigger

25 year old hags usually marry middle aged men out of desperation


t. real life expert

the sims
>find married couple
>cuck the guy in secret by impregnating his wife

You're a single older woman?!

Maybe they'd prefer me instead

That's not true at all. It depends. A 30 yeat old cutie pie still can find a 60 year old sugar daddy if she has good genetics

real life

2018 Is the year of the cake!

I'll take the arranged marriage angle with a young woman who's 2/3 the age of OP and have kid-lets.

Most of my girl schoolmates from highschool over 24 years of age married a guy over 8 years older, same case for my colleagues.

This should at least give you some sort of hope user, the prime of a man is between the age 25-35. It’s not too late to change your ways

>Mole under one eye

real life

>not fucking the guy

>married a guy over 8 years older than them*


Shit

Very cute. How come women don't have haircuts with fringes anymore? At least from my experiences

>tfw only worker in the office in their 20s
Fuck I just want to see very cute office ladies

So
How do you get a cute NEET cake gf?

>Not liking women who expose their forehead tastefully

Can you date the girls in idolm@ster?

Get that fucking 5head out of here.

Most of the ladies I know have their hair pulled back. Hairbuns are cute though

Only if that 60 year old guy still has a strong sex drive to satisfy a 30 year old thot.

What do cakes look for in a man?

Why are christams cakes so great, guys ?

I just want to drink alongside a woman

Why would you want to? If they're both cake and NEET, they're guaranteed to be a terrible person.

Too bad

Is 25 seriously considered "old" for a woman?

There are depressed single cakes out there

Its a meme, though I'd say people said it with more seriousness back in the 90s

yes
their eggs are rotten

someone to enjoy Christmas with

It's a social pressure in Japan, who expect a more feminine, motherly role
If they aren't married by their 25th, like a Christmas cake, it means nobody wants them

Eggs were fresher at 20 and will be a lot less fresh at 31.

Dating a NEET would be pretty shit

>please don't let this be a dream again

Scientifically it should be 30 to 35. 25 year olds are still ovulating and are in mint condition for mating presses

Be cheered up by young people!

Money?

A stable man who they can love

>A stable man who they can love
FUCK

Stop.

this only works for asian women since they can go well into their forties and still look great

>you know, that's a dangerous thing to admit to an older woman, user...
Thot detected, time to bail.

don't do this to me user, she deserves to be happy and loved, she deserves to raise a cute and healthy family, please let her be happy

God damn.

Financially stable (not necessarily rich but most older women have got stuck with men that turned out to be bums before)
A nice personality but assertive enough to get his way (older women are not very impressed by pushovers or assholes in general)
Sexual compatibility (As you get older it's more likely you've had a relationship die from not matching each other intimately)

>This should at least give you some sort of hope user, the prime of a man is between the age 25-35. It’s not too late to change your ways
Man I hope so, I've spent the last year losing weight, moving out and starting my career. I'm afraid I've missed the boat

>Have a gf 10 years olderthan me that pays for everything
It's like living on easy mode

>tfw I romanced an older japanese woman last summer.
She had a husband too

Money and more money.

You haven't missed shit, you're stil a fucking kid, i know people in their forties that are still kids, you may be too old for some shit, but you're not too old to start a career, find love or start a familly, so stand up and go get fucking out there champ

I have none of those

I want a GF but then I remember I'm a fucking useless piece of shit and no woman would want me

Sort your shit out, user. Can't expect anyone to fall for you if you aren't at least financially independent.

why are they always drinking?

>older women

all these pictures of supposed "older women" you children are posting all look like they're 12 years old

anime has warped your mind so much that you can't see it

its fucking bizarre

I'm a seasoned life veteran of 33 years and still haven't gotten pass the first level.

That's what older women do.

That's why a lot of older men go for a young woman they can impress with one quality for a little while.

Change yourself.
It's hard, but possible.

Yeah well I have a crush on my 26 year old coworker and she counts as one
haha

>all look like they're 12 years old
1. nice reddit spacing
2. get your eyes checked you fucking idiot

>anime has warped your mind so much that you can't see it
It's better this way. Real women are so bothersome.

Because it's the way they deal with their crippling loneliness
Drinking is also a way to meet people
Put one and one together, and maybe you can be her two

Are you me? I'm literally a stay at home husband who just cleans, shit posts and cooks dinner during the day.

Live in a comfy top apartment in Osaka.

I tried to trade crypto as a job with the ¥1000 I get a day but failed and she finds it cute

Women don't change too much physically until their mid-late 30s if they take care of themselves.
They tend to dress and present more maturely however.

disgusting piggu normie detected.
enjoy your ghoul looking 30 year old busted women

Listen to the guy Experiences can only bring you forward. If you think you’ve gone far enough acting like a spoiled child then it’s only you who can stop yourself. If you want social skills then it’s time to go out, browse /fit/ or /adv/ and ask questions there.

I've been ok for my entire life without one and I have to little self control

nah drinking is for old people who are dead inside

>muffled reeeing

>that
>older
She has the face of your average anime tween. Why are Japanese artists unable to draw cartoon characters that actually look their age?

>wanting to """romance""" IRL used up roasties that rode the cock carousel until their cunts shriveled up
>literally wanting to eat the sloppy seconds some Chad discarded like worthless trash
>literally being OK with a used up whore locking you down as her beta cuck provider when she is no longer wanted by quality men
If you're dating a woman that is older than { (your age / 2) + 7}, you're a beta cuck.

Nigga what do you think they think they are?

...

Because she’s single.

If she was married she probably wouldn’t look like that unless she has lots of money to maintain a shape like that.

Don't worry user, some women like to take someone's virginity.

That rule is retarded because if a man is 30 you're saying 23 is too old to date.

>t. pimply permavirgin in his mom's basement

>26
>older
n-no

I hear you, my self control is bad as well.
Don't change for others though, change for yourself and the rest will follow.

At least, that's what I keep being told.

>tfw 30 and everyone else my age looks ancient compared to me still and complain about all these aches and pains

What happened?

Lots of user in Sup Forums are over 25 years old. You can literally find yourself a cake in Sup Forums

Ahahahahahha
Wait

So if I am 20, dating a 17 year old is being a cuck?

Nice maths there user

I've grown to like being sad

>¥1000 I get a day
I really want to believe this is a joke.

>I'm afraid I've missed the boat

You can never miss a boat that you've made and shipped out for yourself user.
I believe in you, user!

>if a man is 30 you're saying 23 is too old to date.
Yes, if a man has a modicum of self-respect. Women decrease in value as they age starting from 16. Men increase in value as they age all the way throughout the late 30s. A man in his 30s is at his peak while a woman in her 30s has lost most of her appeal and value. Why would you go after someone who does not mimic your own value? Because you're a fucking beta cuck, that's why.

What are some games that take place in France? ETS2 is not cutting it.

see

God i wish that were me

No one here has any value.

So, since a 18 year old man has no value, should he start dating 35 year old women and work his way down?

>tfw 28
I don't wanna hit 30 man.

Nice projections, virgins. Picrelated is how self-respecting men act.

so uhhh there are actually people out there that find pathetic people attractive?

the only way I would find this believable is if you were an actual chad

Literally good boy points