How would design a (Sup Forums) videogame, Sup Forums?

How would design a (Sup Forums) videogame, Sup Forums?

Tower Defense game where you have to save Sup Forums from Reddit and Sup Forumstards. It's impossible and loss is inevitable.

>weak soybird can't make his voice heard over the superior alpha

>2012
>Obama wins reelection
>barely any shitposting outside of Sup Forums
>quickly dies down
>2016
>Trump wins election
>non-stop shitposting on every board for 14 months and counting

I don't understand. I thought they'd be bored by now

so basically every tower defense game. they usually all have an endless mode

>soibois
>argumentation

choose one

>walking simulator
>pick up audio clips
>read transcripts
>each one slowly reveals that walking simulators aren't in fact video games (ie. there is no way to "lose" this game, there are no puzzles or enemies or challenge, there is no score, your decisions do not matter)
>game ends with you being showered with universal praise and all the GOTY awards

>Metroidvania
>Play as an Egyptian bird dude
>Styled as if you're a living drawing
>Travel through different art styles, Feudal Japan paintings, Greek Vases, Mayan Hieroglyphics
>Transform into different kinds of animals ala SoTN/Shantae
>Get weapons and upgrades from the different Gods
>Fight mythical creatures like hydras, yokai, Sphinx, etc

>Loss is inevitable
Just like the real thing!

walking simulators are still games tho

Is the joke that the Crow is a far smarter bird and therefore spams esoteric memes that bring light to modern problems with disappearing masculinity and falling testosterone levels?

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It's literally a cult, and they're always looking for new recruits. They can't stand the thought of anyone, especially anyone on this site, actually disagreeing with them without being "brainwashed" or "a cuck" or some other buzzword, because they can't conceive of anyone actually having a different opinion than them, or that they or their "god-emperor" could ever be wrong on anything. It's a shocking and despicable display of arrogance and narcissism.

Pretty sure its the complete opposite
Its the SJWs who are a cult that wont shut the fuck up

What's the original comic?

Make it an rpg, other board tans as party members. All the items in the game would be items from other games. No end goAL just loot finding and adventuring

It's almost as if they're both shit on equal terms
inb4 that one mspaint pic

>He thought he was referring to Drumpf supporters and not lefties

This, Sup Forums is just the counter culture. The best thing to do is not get involved as they tire each other out

Nigga they both cults. Learn to think for yourselves you ingrates.

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It's the witcher 3 but instead of hot human women and elves it's all big bara scalies

We can start by having you go back

ITT: Neogaf refugees ruin yet another thread and blame Sup Forums

Reminder that corvids are the smartest birds

>Not posting the boomer one

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shitty FFA .io game like snake. objective is to ruin other people's shit

They're both cults you idiots
The sooner America collapses, the happier I'll be.

Reminder that crows are actually really fucking smart

>typical retard kikes with zero creativity ask for advice on how to make games on the internet
hollywood 2.0

Actually you're the cult

It not a cult when one side is objectively correct and the other side is literal seditious traitors who espouse every day how much they despise their own country

>barely any shitposting
Are you new?

save Sup Forums from OP and Sup Forums?
sounds fun

That comic is ironically hypocritical.
This comic is making it seem like the raven is ignoring the fat bird and not listening to the "argument" it's presenting.
This comic is the same thing expect from the soyboi's perspective.
The soyboi who made this comic is ignoring the fact that the real men are linking soy consumption to being an effeminate faggot.

imagine having images like this saved

go back to your containment board faggot

Ever heard of horseshoe theory?

>retarded pidgeon thinks it's saying any form of argument
>chad crow, being the way more intelligent animal, calls it out for the dumb piece of soyshit the pidgeon is
>fucking pidgeon has the audacity to stare at the crow annoyed

It' amazing how was spot on.

ravens are the smartest birds while those fat grey soychickens are dumb as fuck

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A: Call someone Sup Forums
B: Call someone Reddit
X: Call someone American
Y: Call someone European
L: Call someone a soyboy
R: Call someone a manchild

Special move:
B DB D DF F HK+HP: WHIIRRRRRR

well said user

A game where you play as European in America. Your mission is to not get shot. Your only option is to run, since Americans are not able to understand human logic.

Replace american with amerimutt and european with yuropoor to make it more realistic

>actually caring about your own country and being nationalistic

Is there anything more fucking embarassing?

No, both sides are wrong, because both sides support bullshit American imperialism in culture, politics, and economics. Trump is doing interesting things with domestic politics, I'll admit, but on foreign policy he has reversed every single one of his campaign promises in favor of the same bullshit Zionist imperialism preached by the deep state for the last 150 years. And this isn't stupid horseshoe theory like claims, centrism is also wrong because it accepts the current situation as it is and strives for a medium between two evils, instead of rejecting those evils altogether.

>Implying they care about their country
80% of "their" people would spit on them for their opinions.

>Zionist imperialism preached by the deep state for the last 150 years.
Opinion discarded

I wish Alt-Rightists and Liberals realized they're the exact same.

A game with a ton of recent memes that quickly become outdated and people attribute the entire affair to reddit before the month has passed.

>posting the shopped version

Someone post the one where the bird is crying because the crow interrupted his shitpost.

>muh horseshoe

Why's everyone here obsessed with being white like who the fuck cares you stupid faggot?

>all these faggots crying about being shut down by a single world

Must really hit close to home.

>I don't understand. I thought they'd be bored by now
They don't get bored because special snowflakes like you throw a shitfit at any politically incorrect opinion they see or hear.

and yet you replied to this thread instead of ignoring it

I wanted to prove you wrong. Are you going to say I'm triggered or something?

Yeah fuck people for trying to think for themselves, they should just do whatever I think their race should do without question

More like no point arguing with a autistic man child screaming a single word at the top of their lungs.

>strawmanning this hard
Reality is everyone does this it's just fart huffing """"centrists"""" (aka, leftists in denial, lets be honest if you agree 90% with leftist policies you're probably a leftist) who think they're special, enlightened individuals above the rest of the "riff raff".

You are right. Arguing with someone who just screams "/POOOOOL/" is impossible.

>I'm such a righteous and morally correct person unlike those Sup Forums racists!
>FUCK AUTISTIC PEOPLE THOUGH!

What did autistic people ever do to you, asshole? Oh sure you'll suck tranny cock all day but any other mental illness and it's bullying time? Go fuck yourself.

Fine then. Enlighten me. Explain to me why I shouldn't act in my own interests and why individual freedom is bad.

fpbp

Never said you shouldn't, you're the one who projected this onto me. My point was you're nothing special and that your way of thinking isn't some big brain 200 IQ thing.

>Sup Forums acting like it's above Sup Forums and reddit

It's funny because if both of these groups were gone, Sup Forums would be only be console war and girl(male) threads

Still preferable to what we have now.

>Still preferable to what we have now
Not really

>babby's first paradigm shift that he's on the wrong side of

>grr I don't like people not listening to me, I am so calm and they are so ugly, I win.

You forgot waifubait

>choice of food and consoles are politics because I don't like that you don't obey my favorite brand
damn.

>>strawmanning this hard
Nigger you just posted an ugly caricature of people you disagree with.

>muh pol
>muh reddit
You can't just raise those words and suddenly become immune to criticism.
As a matter of fact "reddit" has been proved to be used by reddditors themselves, probably to avoid getting a "no u" if they say it first, to an extend it has no value anymore.

At least console war threads are Sup Forums related. Sup Forumstards need to go back to their homeland, reddit.

What the fuck does this have to do with my point, retard?

>I AM SILLY greentext
>comment made against a strawman
Pathetic, argue against him or don't argue at all.

>Using a raven as the supposed dumb one
Well, someone knows nothing about birds

None of those replies were talking about food, and two off them were exclusively about politics.

Man, I sure do love this VIDEO GAME discussion!

>that image

It's an accurate representation in comparison to anyone having even the slightest hint of sympathy for a view anywhere outside of the overton window being a nazi. If you think you're special and enlightened for your views you're full of shit.

And you're projecting onto me that I am smarter than everybody due to my views. My point was that people should have the freedom to freely think what they think. Answer my question.

I did answer your question by saying i never had a problem with that, and you acting like you're smarter and me pointing it out is not projecting, thats called an observation. That fact i'm telling you you're not special and above anyone else usually indicates i may not be sucking my own cock as that view applies to me also. "NO U" is not an argument.

Aren't ravens supposed to be the smartest birds?

>not allowed to use logical fallacies against someone using logical fallacies

Yeah, nah, you can go fuck yourself as well. Or better yet if you're too lazy give me your address, I'll come over and fuck you so hard you'll never try to act smart again.

Horseshoe theory is bullshit though. Politics isn't a spectrum, it's a conversation between competing conceptions of the ideal society, with entirely varied philosophical backings. Trying to understand politics as having spatial relationships will only dilute your understanding, you have to do the hard work of understanding them as independent schools of thought.

what faggot are you?

imagine being so triggered by a comic making fun of someone going "SOY!" at everything that you spam your infographics and derail the entire thread

A white one. Answer my question.

Look it's another tranny discord group raid

>Complains about Sup Forums shitting up the board
>Literally makes non videogame related anti Sup Forums thread

>soy is not food it's my way of life
from the mouth of the soyboy itself.

>that bird's punchable face in the last panel

Dont forget neofags

But none of those replies were about food at all.

He probably agrees hes just showing how easily these things can be twisted if you assume your point of view is the absolutely only way to see the world.