Notch is developing the next billion dollar franchise on Twitter
Not gonna lie, I honestly thought he'd kill himself six weeks ago.
Nice to see he's alive but he could be dooing so much better than what he's doing right now.
You want us to give you some input, Notch?
Well he can't ask his friends, can he?
The fact that he's even doing something like this is rather inspiring
I can't have been the only one to thought he would've degenerated to the point of no return
Tell him to give cliff bazinga a call, he knows all about them billion dollar ips.
she has weird fingers
>makes indie game for fun
>posts it on Sup Forums
>game slowly grows and gets a youtube cult following
>cult following grows into massive audience over the years
>wife divorces, has to pay money for child support
>cant handle the stress and sudden fame
>sells out to microsoft
>entire company hates you for selling
>buy house in beverly hills
>realize you have no friends
>former friends and co-workers hate you
>new "friends" and girlfriends often just hang out with you since youre rich and famous
>become depressed again and just sit your mansion shitposting on twitter and Sup Forums
>start fucking around with making games again, having fun
I hope his new project goes well
jesus why are they so fat.
Does notch legit love programming?
I remember at one time his entire life was pretty much just playing zachtronics games.
>notch working on something new
>already looks like space magic
>on Twitter
This pathetic fat cunt is not only a manchildren, but a traitor too.
Ain't lying, I fucking love the mood it's showing here.
I wanna see what becomes of this. Even if you just run across the scenery, the vibe is great. Hope he puts in some chill tunes too.
reminds me of 90's fmvs
the reason it's interesting is it runs in a brower, at 90+fps suposedly, and it's all voxels
youre so fucking pretentious it looks boring
There's never been a more /ourguy/ than Notch.
This is exactly how I predict my life would go if I were to stumble into a billion dollars.
You have to be 18+ to post here, to be quite honest.
Hahahaha after all the shit that's been heaped on this dude over the years, if he succeeds in blowing out the vidya industry a second time, there will be no greater possible comeback story.
>Sharpen those diamond swords! The Minecraft Movie hits theaters 2019
Hmm I thought this was a joke, but apparently not. God dammit this is going to suck dick. Kids already talk about minecraft nonstop and wear merch every day. Now it's going to be 100x worse.
notch is a fat fuck and a jew. also minecraft was terrible even when it was first spammed here. oh boy stacking blocks
notch you faggot. buy the world of darkness ip and throw a bunch of money at a new bloodlines game. just fucking do it
>holding wasd and listening to music doing nothing is fun
Those ugly ass shit trees ruin the entire style.
Notch is not a genius because he's a billionaire. This is a case of right place, right time.
nice
It's so inspiring to see a billionaire doing something...wait a second, is he just going to make a Minecraft ripoff?
>it's just right place, right time bro
>it could happen to anybody
stay mad poorfag brainlet
Notch can probably design whatever he wants and it will guaranteed make a ton of money because he's notch,
Who even has got bloodlines IP? Activision?
>it's basically just Wurm Online and Minecraft
Reminder that Notch stole the concept of Minecraft, claimed it as his own, and sold it to Microsoft while abandoning Mojang and all that the projects they had.
Reminder that he can't program and refused when John Carmack offered to reprogram the game.
None of this is made up. This is what actually happened. Notch is not "our guy".
>supporting a “developper” who ditched his “friends”
>supporting a “developper” who cried about not having any friend to the world
>supporting a “developper” who made celebrity parties to cope about not having any friends
looking at pretty stuff is fun user, don't you like cute pictures?
Now thats some reddit tier delusion
Yeah, what the fuck? Minecraft dev should sue him. What a fraud.
prednisone
>developper
Is notch one (of many) prime examples that womyn are leeches? Seriously every time I read a story like his, I think about how much we need robot gfs. Not even gay men would do something like this.
the one thing he can't develop is a relationship tho
Minecraft 2 eh? Cool, but I'm not interested.
None of that $60 muliplayer only bullshit, right Notch?
>dithering
yes please
Infiniminer is so far removed from Minecraft that it's barely recognizable
Literally all it has in common is the world is made of cubes and you can make some of them disappear by mining
Technically, if he did do it, Microsoft's lawyers could have a field day with him.
>implying shitposting, stealing work, taking money and ducking doesn't make him EVEN MORE our guy
This is ironic shitposting, right?
>"the basic concept and visual design of infiniminer that made Minecraft popular is in no way what Minecraft is about"
That's like if I made a Super Mario Bros. Clone but it's not the same if every coin you collect can be smelted to make a gold bar.
>notch could have bought Sup Forums
>instead we got stuck with hiro the dataminer
lel. you are this fucking mad.
sounds like a beta faggot with no social skills
remind me how that isn't Sup Forums?
Mad at underaged Sup Forums shitters who defend and praise this cuck.
Yeah, the basic concept and mass appeal of Minecraft is actually about building shit, something you can't do in infiniminer.
What happened? I didn't know there was a story behind this.
Notch is a bad coder.
He copied the idea for Minecraft from another game
He has zero creative talent or work ethic. Which is why Minecraft got actively worse the most of his ideas he put into it.
There is literally nothing special about this man, aside from he got incredibly lucky. Why would you give a single fuck about his "original ideas"?
No, this is like saying Sonic and MegaMan are ripoffs of Mario because you can jump and move left and right and the world is made of 2D tiles.
As soon as notch got rich his wife of many years divorced him
Pokemoncraft or Skyrimcraft
is he actually retarded enough to get married again or is this old
Well damn I guess every game where you can move left and right and jump is really just a ripoff of mario then.
It is a case of right place, right time. However, it could not happen to anybody no matter how smart they are or how hard they worked. That's the mistake. He was lucky because he happened to be working on the right thing at the right time in human history. If he had been working on any other kind of game, he wouldn't be the success story we know. It doesn't matter if you work harder, or if you're a better programmer than Notch. It doesn't matter. Right time, right place.
which game shiteater
>Sharpen those diamond swords! The Minecraft Movie hits theaters 2019 Same year as Shrek 5 Rated PG-13 for sexual thoughts
What did he mean by this
Was this after or before he sold minecraft to Microsoft?
Notch was a one-hit-wonder. And it wasn't very good either - it had promise but he just never finished it. He left that to Microsoft when he sold Mojang. He isn't good at making good gameplay, but he's good at aesthetically pleasing procedural generation.
No. That's not how it happened. He got money and started Mojang. Decied to marry an employee at Mojang, but she divorced him within a year. Luckily he had a prenup so he only has to pay maximum 4000 british pounds a month
Why would he buy this shit hole? Honestly...
Faggot anons, in art stealing ideas is fair game if you can implement them better. This has always been the case in painting, music, movies, whatever.
Infiniminer barely took advantage of it's concept. Notch saw what could be done with it and made a new game. Infiniminer would not have become Minecraft. If it would have been, it would have been. If infiniminer was that much more novel and better it would have been more successful.
Why doesn't he simply lie about his money and finds a girl that loves him for himself? It's not like he is a famous movie star or something.
>only has to pay maximum 4000 british pounds
That's a lot of fuckin money m8
I don't even make that much a month
>divorce a man after he gets rich
Why would a woman do that?
He is an ugly fat fuck.
Plenty of uggos find love somewhere. The issue is that he probably wants a model-tier gf.
>It is more than a little ironic to learn that the Swedish billionaire computer programmer who created Minecraft has found himself trapped in a world every bit as isolated and purposeless as the digital one he invented
Good god this entire article is some top tier roasting
Guaranteed payout every month due to alimony, free to pursue any douchebag attractive man since she no longer has to worry about making a living or being supported
Atleast it's not half his fortune if he had gotten married in the US.
unlike america, swedish divorce laws do not force you to give half (or any) of your life savings away to the woman
>Reminder that Notch stole the concept of Minecraft from a dead game intended to be a team based competitive scavenger hunt that was coded in a completely different language and discontinued after the source code was leaked leading modders to push the game in a completely different direction.
Okay
>Notch is a bad coder.
I always wonder if people who say this have ever coded anything more than Hello World. Just watch his livestreams and you realize he's a pretty good programmer.
you didn't hear? paradox bought it. there was some hope that they were going to get obsidian to develop it, but i really hope to god they don't turn it into isometric shit
His ex wife was pretty uggo too
Oh man, you should pack some more buzzwords in your little fuming posts, namecuck! I don't think I'm feeling the true depths of your vitriol! Come on, look this smug fat fuck in the eyes and let that sickening impotent rage bubble up in you.
That's extremely sexist and misogynist. I can't believe you live in such a backwards woman hating shithole.
MINECRAFT 2
WILL
BE
LEGALIZED
why?
Also reminder that he bought his 70 Million YouEssDollar house after watching a fucking VIDEO series by the real estate company showcasing how fun the property will be because of the friends and night life possibilities.
I fucking kid you not.
>notch had a child
this article is some grade a bullshittery
WHERE ARE MY LANTERNS YOU FAT FUCK
Don't forget that his dad commited suicide
>I bought everyone in this club some drinks. a-am I cool yet? pls love me
I guess there's at least some hope.
>Has like 2 billion dollars
>Suicide
Come on nigger
He making another game? I would not count on it releasing anytime soon then. He has money so probably doing this as a hobby
I wish Notch the best. I wish I didn't have to worry about money anymore, but I also know that no amount of money would ever make me happy because it only solves the problems money solves.
Where? I'm ugly but not fat. I'd probably settle on anything that's not male and not a hambeast.
he was joking mate
*tips fedora*
M'Notch. :●)
>Oh this looks cool
>Zoom in
>MFW
They heard the meme and get saying it over and over without actually understanding it to try and act clever. No way is he a bad coder, at all.
that filter he's using looks fantastic desu
There are a lot of problems that money solves
>swedish divorce laws do not force you to give half (or any) of your life savings away to the woman
Why would you give half of your life saving to the woman when there is a divorce? USA is such a cucked country holyshit
>forgetting that he betrayed us
Is he making No man's sky?