Remember DSPs new GF? Well she was a prostitute all along

Remember DSPs new GF? Well she was a prostitute all along

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Dont hire Kimberly

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>hey everyone I'm literally a whore and I can't be trusted with people's privacy lmao please never hire me again for any kind of job ever

>Be a prostitute
>Completely break client confidentiality in the most blatant and public way

lmao what a dumb whore (literally)

She apparentally is doing this as revenge for not paying

Also

To the guy that said her website is fake, i just checked it on webarchive, it existed as far back as 2013

I dont give a fuck about DPS but doesn't have an a cult of people who follows his every move and harasses him?

so what, was she trying to blackmail dsp and he refused to play along?
>trying to milk that poverty stricken fuck out of money

>Shit talking DSP when he has more respectable job and doesn't suck dick for a living

Because I can trust what random people say about DSP on the internet...Especially concerning negative things.

you know hes into humiliation

>literal whores are actually well adjusted people and smart buisinesswomen
she probably didn't have a pimp to tell her to not be stupid under threat of violence

>works as a glorified hooker
>thinks she's better than some client that booked her

>oh no, she has sex for a lviing!!!
>no dignity!!!
are you retarded?

He has 2 cults. One is devoted to him, the other hates him, and both are covered in bullshit drama.

$6000 per weekend and he hired her 3 times. Only be cause he was late the third time did she say something LMAO

I literally don't know who he is because I'm not a thirteen year old who pays attention to e celebs user
I just came for the Twitter screencap

just the next evolution of dumb women making up stuff in the hopes of getting attention or money from it. when will women stop being such leeches?

HAHAHA
it never fucking ends with DSP, just when you think he can't get any more stupid something like this comes out

She seems crazy salty. What'd he do, fuck her and then run?

Her prices

So what happened to pandalee?

Fuck yeah I love DSP drama

Shes real theres really no doubt of that, she's confirmed she was a member of phils forums as well iirc so maybe KF will dox her as well.
Was hilarious to start with but the dragging out and ridiculous claims coming from her just make it cringy as fuck now.

Ah, so it was a fake all along.

Who gives a shit what this dumb roastie thinks, DSP wanted some pussy who can blame him.

Didnt pay. Probably ran out of money

If she doesn't stop whoring than she has no dignity you dumb cunt

This is the equivalent of that scene in Goodfellas where Henry Hill's wife is going apeshit ringing random people's apartments screaming about how a cheating whore lives there

>My husband knows what I do and yes he approves of it and no he does not force me into anything, I get asked that a lot but this is all out of my own free will. He does have his own kinky side as he loves to see me with other men or women.
sooooooooooy

Wait what happened to his ugly asian wife?

>she seems crazy salty
It's a woman

Probably didn't pay.

are you 12? every ""job"" is whoring yourself out, sh'es just more honest about it.

I loved DSPGaming. He was one of the best LPers in existance. I would get up every morning and watch his playthroughs. He always posted a lot, so we wouldn't ever be out of content to watch. My favorite LP of his was Fallout 3.

My dream was to stay with Phil and play games with him. He seemed like someone I would have fun playing with. One day, I checked my youtube subscriptions and found out that DSP was doing a contest. It wasn't for a box, but the prize was for a vacation to stay with the king of hate himself.
It would last for the weekend and we would play games nonstop. If you're wondering about this video, DSP himself took it down after the whole contest was over.

I entered the contest which turned out to be a endurance test to see who could go the longest without asking for a friend request. When I was notified that I had won, I was very excited! I would finally get to meet my idol and the one that I kept on pedestal. I was told that I would have to pay for the trip myself, but it was still worth it at the time. I can't give his address or location away, but I paid for the trip and arrived within a week.

When I got to his area, it turned out that he was living in a apartment. I looked at the instructions that I had been given and made my way to his lair. When I opened the door, DSP was standing there.

"Congratulations for winning my contest." he said with a less excited tone.

I wondered if he was tired, but I told him that it was a huge honor to be here with him. That's when he changed from looking uninterested to laughing hysterically.

"Ah hah hah hah hah! Look at how this guy sounds! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

I laughed with him since he looked to be the type to just joke around. Phil then invited me in and told me that we were going to be playing Mario Party for the N64 first. It was a favorite game of mine and I knew how to play it. Phil got up and tried to plug in the N64. This is where things started to get weird.

ITT virgins extremely mad because they're afraid of being humiliated by a whore in the same way

>2 week special: $125000
>1 month special: $200000

Exactly

Just some whore not wanting to give up the attention

Just post some actual evidence if you read this mysterycunt

>are you 12? every ""job"" is whoring yourself out
My fucking sides. Go be a nigger somwhere else

Lol who is paying those insane prices? This bitch is a 6/10 at best.
For 300/hour you could get a way hotter whore easily

Using your body to earn cash is not the same as working your ass off in a convenient store. Don't reply to me again you dumb faggot.

He had trouble getting the thing set up. He didn't know where the cords went and he spent about thirty minutes trying to get the thing set up until he went into a frenzy. He picked up the N64 and threw it into the ground and did a hysterical laugh.

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Damn you Miyamoto for making this piece of shit of a system! Durrrr! Nintendo! Durrrr we stupid!"

He then told me that there was nothing he could do and how it wasn't his fault. I felt bad for him. I decided to be nice and go to a nearby resale shop that I found on my way and pick up a new N64 for Phil. It cost about fourty dollars, but it would hopefully make him feel better.

I made it back and plugged in the Nintendo 64 and Phil started clapping like a seal.

"I was suppose to know that I was suppose to plug it into the TV! Stupid lazy developers!"

I put the game in and we were finally ready to start playing. DSP selected Wario and I played as Yoshi.

"Ah hah hah hah hah hah! You're playing as that kiddy character!?! I bet this guy goes out dressing like him too! Ah hah hah hah hah hah hah!"

He then did that stupid seal clap again. Once again, I thought he was joking at the time since it was his character and he was trying to do his best to act like his internet persona. We got to the first mini game which was Platform Peril. DSP had a cocky expression and I asked him if he played this before. He immediatly pressed start and told me that he didn't need practice. He was wrong.

He fell on the very first jump and started throwing tantrum. Seconds later, he yelled at the top of his lungs and said that he pressed the jump button. He did that laugh again and I ended up winning. Shortly after getting my coins, we were taken back to the board map. This time, DSP managed to land on a chance time square and the result wasn't pretty. He ended up having to give all his coins to me.

t. 16 year old Fight Club fan

>wanted some pussy
>haha you guys she's my gf!
he's pathetic.

Reminder that people have pretended to be something else for years in order to get moderator status and ban people from his stream.

>being so weak willed that you can't understand a true trusting relationship like this
People aren't property brainlet. If things are honest and they can make it work who cares.

you are retarded
wow nice come back
lol

Wew gaf.

>paying that for an average dutch broad

>Putting food on display for people to buy is comparable to literally selling your body for sex, the most intimate thing two people can do together.

makes u think

yes, by definition

>playing videogames for a living
>more respectable job

Check her website out she gives a discount for the troops

>merely pretending

six fucking thousand dollars for a weekend jesus christ
wasnt DSP starving because no youtube/patreon money?

t.virgin insecure about women and sex

It's fucking cheaper to buy these crazy sex dolls than it is to hire her.

Fair enough desu if they wanna give her attention I don't really care. But bring something interesting this pegging stuff and he has a tiny penis is boring. I'm pretty sure we all knew phil was a freaky fucking goutman with serious insecurities about his penis.

dsp stalkers are the weirdest fucking people
look at this thread, it's like something out of /vg/, jesus

Why does this make me laugh?

>Hey everyone I'm a whore!
>This guy gave me money to be his whore!

What was she expecting to gain from this exactly?
Does she have a patreon for white knights or something?

well it beats sucking dicks

go back to neogaf you literal cuckold

>hookers are people too

omg looool sex can't be commercialized at all, it's not like complete fucking strangers hook up over a quick laugh and a drink. how dare she sells herself!! slut!! whore!!! prostitute!!!

He was late on payment for their third session, then she was about to just go her own way.

He then started shit talking about her on livestream so he could provide an excuse to his fans for why she's not around anymore (couldn't afford her anymore).

would you be able to sue someone for defamation of character or slander for something like this?

While I have no problem with prostitution as a job, what kind of mindset have the women that sell their bodies nor by necessity orpassion, but just because it's easier than working as literally anything else?

>falling for the "DSP had a wife" meme

>playing video games
>respectable living
Imagine being this stupid

It was 3 weekends wasn't it?

How is it slander if this is all true? You have to prove that she knowingly made false statements.

what did he even have to gain from this

she has a vagina

>DSP destroyed the SoKucks without even trying
>got a new GF and made her eat his shit
>still lets playing after all these years
>cuckfarm autists ETERNALLY BTFO

Is 300 an average "high end" price?
I once paid like $100 for some low tier thick bitch. Was really annoying and barely let me touch her tits, she tried to be nice but I wanted my money back within 10 minutes. Should have researched more, but, at least I didn't spend 300 jesus

>People aren't property
Women aren't people.

>$1 = €1
That's Valve tier stupidity.

to be fair, it probably is way easier except for risking getting an std

>200,000 for a month
>2.4 million a year

I always admire an optimist, not her though she's cleary delusional

even worse
where did he get this money?

>actually believing this
It's Sup Forums so I know you're trolling hard bro

>escort can't talk about clients so she can't provide evidence
>escort has to talk about her client because he didn't pay
>escort can't provide evidence because that would jeopardize privacy

What sites did you do your research on?

at least having sex is fun

just say
>i'll pay in dollars
what a fucking retard

i mean it's pretty accurate nowadays. what, do you want her to change the exchange rate every day?

dsp has so much dirty laundry airing its fucking insane

i dont think there is a less dignified e-celeb out there.

>media always portrays prostitution as some poverty driven miserable experience
>girl can earn in a weekend what I had to work for about 10 months to get when I was working minimum

I'm feeling a disconnect.

>people unironically believe this
There's so much about this account that should just throw up red flags but you kiwi farm autists on Sup Forums just want to believe it so badly.

Honestly I half believe everything about DSP is fabricated. He's not stupid, it's a persona. He's not a cuck, it's staged. He's not broke, it's a bit. That this is all.some Andy Kaulfman pro wrestling tier ruses. I have to believe this. Because to do otherwise is to accept the existence of DSP

Its the perfect climate to abuse and blackmail clients.

>i have never worked a day in my life

No I mean 6k for 3 weekends I would imagine. I really don't know, just did a quick skim of some of the tweets

>200k for 1 {ONE} month

HAHAHAHAH

ONE OF YOU SOYBOYS HAS TO PAY!

Does giving a blowjob to DSP sound fun to you?

i'm 25 retard. back to r9k pls

You got me, Sup Forumsro. You know I can't help but make a good shit-quip on the Chan, my man! High five, dude!