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This is a keyboard

Sonic's CTRLs aren't blue

This image makes me feel weird. Like the comics with sonic as a toilet

How would you even fucking type on this? Theres no letters

what does this button do

memorization

Gives you 1p.

Letter positions should've been burned into your muscle memory by now

Turbo.

it sanics

it makes you go fast

>He can't into touch typing

>How would you even fucking type on this? There's no letters?
I typed this post with my eyes closed

Fast!

People don't need to look at keyboards since 1930s

here's your (you)

>he doesn't know how to fucking type

sure, you've got city escape and f3 & knuckles, but there''s no chaos ctrl. 0/10. apply yourself.

You see there are little bumps on the F and J keys, these can be your guides for what keys you're typing if you have trouble remembering.

It Sonics.

what does THIS button do

it finds you a nice bench to sit on

that's the cuck key

hownew.ru?

I type with my index fingers only staring at the keyboard
doesn't even matter cause I don't use a desktop for anything anymore

Button for getting trolled

call the nearest horny titty bat to your house

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My father is 65 years old and doesn't look to his kb when typing. Get help.

It fasts.

I took typing classes in middle school that tried to force me to learn the proper way to type but I ignored all of it
I'll type however the fuck I want
doesn't even matter when I use my phone for everything now and using swipe typing is way more convenient

>no numpad
Into the trash

Fucks your kids in the park.

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This

I only have my keys remembered on a subconscious level, should I try and memorized them consciously?

Very rarely my subconscious has a brain fart and I need to look for a second.

I can't name which key is which but I can find them instinctively

My keyboard is objectively superior to anything else and you literally can't prove me wrong

hold on a second...

I'll give someone any steam game of their choice if they can tell me what all the keys in this row are

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people can just look down on their keyboards you know

greasy fingers on key appart, this setup looks so unconfortable...

\zxcvbnm,./
DOOM
gav!

Fucking city escape got me good.

z x c v b n m , .

we know you're using a frog layout, you faggot.

shift
|
z
x
c
v
b
n
m
,;
.:
-_
shift
what do I get?

You forgot 2 shifts.

What's a good keyboard vee

The joke is that it depends on their language on their keyboard so nobody can ever get it right.

How do you even fucking breathe?

I really wonder what sort of subhuman IQ one must have to be incapable of learning to touch type.
Typing on phone is so fucking infuriating, it's too goddamned slow. I can't believe there are people who would prefer to type on a phone than an actual keyboard.

Well I did just drag my finger across the line.

zxcvbnm,./

Donate 30 bucks to WWF instead

Kill yourself spic

This one?

good luck turning in your tps reports on time

Well to frank all real phones have swipe typing which is convenient and more or less fast

wimmenz

I just said I use swype to type shit on my phone, it's not infuriating or slow in the slightest
why the fuck would I learn to type differently in the first place? I've done everything I've ever needed to do on a computer just fine and now I don't even use one anymore
what the fuck is tps

cant think of any layout using that enter and only 2 keys with ctrl

Does anyone know if Dvorak is a meme?

c'mon nigga I told you the correct one say something

ISO ESP has that exact same layout, in fact I'm sure all european ISO layouts have that exact same key distribution.

Dude you suck man. Like I think most of us really dislike your personality.

yeah , looking at some euro layouts right now , im surprised i forgot something like that ( i put the blame on never using a european keyboard )

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Why would you look at your screen when you're typing ?

Get your fucking nerdy weaboo anime ass the fuck off my stage, bitch.

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Keyboard and food directly on it.
Great combination, I'm sure that keyboard won't become a shitty sticky mess in 30 minutes.

Yeeeeahhhh..... since your TPS is past due, we're gonna need you to come in on Saturdayyyyyy.... sooooooo yeahhhh if you coulddd that would be greatttt, thankssss...

A board for vidya not anime?

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QWERTY has been a standard before your grandpa was born

all boards are for anime and topics of said board
dont make me post that wall of text

Post it
I don't give a fucking shit, mods may ban me but I'll never give you any of you any respect, faggots
hahahahaha

Is this even a thing, nigger?

This is pretty great bait and I'm falling for it.

>F3 & Knuckles

>he doesn't have every key memorized

>someone goes against the grain
>y-you're just pretending
I don't even own a computer
fuck touch typing, biggest meme I've ever had forced on me in my life

I think it is

>mods will ban me for osting my opinion
literal mouthbreather

They do ban faggots for shitting on anime, are you new or something?

it dougs

Sup Forums is the only board with actual mods
the rest have jannies cry to the mods

hownew.ru?

Mods are global you retard

god damn it.

Its the windows button
Its the right click button

Shift

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Anonymization

yeah they even have laser trackpads that work the same way

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shift зьцжбнм,./ shift

Boipucci

I get it