>Playing on PC in the dark
>Feel something on my hand while I'm typing
>Fucking spider on my wrist, smack that shit off and continue my game
>Later start to notice more itching
>Another one this time on my leg
>The fuck?
>Start to see a few more on my desk now, one on the monitor no bigger than a pin head
>Check under desk
>Theres an entire fucking web nest and egg sac that just hatched behind my PC tower
FUCKING WHY
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>FUCKING WHY
Because you never clean your room.
Fuck you just for making me think about that, OP
I'm not going to sleep ever again after imagining that.
>the absolute state of pcbros
I had this problem before too OP, luckily these guys helped me solve the issue, and once I bought most of the chemicals and traps they recommended, I never had a spider problem ever again.
I usually ignore spiders in my house. Though obviously if it was a fucking nest I'd have to defend myself from the foreign invasion. Though if its like one or two I cant even be bothered to get a glass and help them outside, I just leave them be and hope they dont suicide in my mouth during sleep.
I have one of these up in the corner of my room. I just leave it go since spiders are great at getting rid of other pests.
You're destroying the ecosystem user, The spiders won't get rid of jsut pests, if the ratio of baby spiders is 10:1, they'll go after you instead because you can give them blood.
I had this problem with bedbugs last year, worst part is i'm a total OCD germaphobe who had no idea they lived in the fucking box spring not the mattress. It took 6 months to completely kill them all
>spiders kill other pest insects and improve a living space
>PS4s are just roach homes
>switch is too small
>nothing wants to go inside an xbone
Good they can end my suffering.
Time to burn down the house.
Or fog bomb it I guess.
>mfw had a roach infestation
>call exterminator guy
>he shows up with dozen Xbones places them around the house
>all the roaches from the entire neighbourhood vacate the area immediately
FUCK YOU
Holy shit normally shit like doesn't affect me but I just casually scrolled over the gif and it almost gave me a heart attack.
This is your song, OP:
youtube.com
stop living in straya
I bet these were poisonous too
>bed bugs
>killing them all
Only if you fumigation the house and threw out your beds and couch
Just another day in australia.
Using the internet in the dark
>Hear someone knocking on the door while im shitposting.
>Fucking socialist on my door, smack that lock and continue my shitposting
>Later start to notice my phone ringing
>Another one this time on the phone
>The fuck?
>Start to see a few more out of my window now, one on the roof with a megaphone
>Check calender
>It's a day dedicated to socialists and communists in my country
FUCK I HAVEN'T FALLEN FOR A SCREAMER OR ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN TEN FUCKING YEARS AND YOU GOT ME FUCK YOU
>made me check unde rmy own desk
I fucking hate spiders
What is it, senpaitachi?
Anyone have the version with Spider-Man?
Here's another screamer
I fucking hate you too user.
a spider will walk up the image, making you think you have a spider on your monitor
Helpful information that anons are upset about for some reason.
It makes mustard gas
Thats a thing?
FUCK YOU I WAS ON MY PHONE IN THE DARK YOU FUCKER
[Distorted "IT'S PAYNE" in the distance"
I had them in my room once. Luckily it was contained to JUST my room. Tossed out my bed and my chair and nuked the entire room with a bunch of different chemicals for a couple months. Got rid of them completely. Freaky little shitheads made me paranoid though. Every little itch i get when I'm trying to sleep makes me get up and check the bed.
Same holy shit I almost had a heart attack fuck you man I thought I saw it jump onto my pillow
THAT REALLY SCARED ME
>ITT: Newfags getting spooked by a gif from 2003
The comments say it's from a year ago
>Check under desk
>web laden with spiders on the underside of the desk inches from my legs the whole time
How old do I need to be to not be a newfag? I think im close to 6 months now.
Me cago en tu puta madre.
If you aren't over 30 years old and been here 7+ years then you are a newfag.
DAMN YOU user
>put on headphones
>get a spider in the ear
Hey user, you gonna drink your coffee or what?
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>see one stray ant in my house
>phantom itching for hours
Please literally kill yourself holy shit
>Casually hitting a .gif on Sup Forums.
Even a redditor should know better. Good job user.
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You don't have to call an exterminator to get rid of roaches. All you need to do is ask them about the Armenian Genocide and they will all leave.
I like spiders. I have two of them living near my bed. One is regular big home spider and other is a weird looking small one. I think of them as of my friends. They help me to deal with loneliness a bit.
You need to waste 10 years MINIMUM of your life in Sup Forums.
>2008 january
It checks out.
FUCKING COCKSUCKER FUCK YOU MY HEART ISN'T THE BEST TO BEGIN WITH
Maybe lay off the nachos then fatty.
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Sometimes I blindfold myself and lie down naked in the garage with the lights out. Hoping some spiders will come find me. I hate spiders but it's a weird thrill. Usually just an ant or a beetle climbs on me though.
>playing vidya late at night
>feel sleepy
>shut down pc and go to slep
>hug my dakimakura and fantasize about my favorite waifu while slowly falling asleep
>30 minutes later pc powers on on its own
how do you know when you are blindfolded?
When you feel it crawling on you, eventually you get too nervous and take off the blindfold.
Spiders and centipedes are bros dont bully them
why u afraid of spiderbros though ?
I mean, i wouldn't let them hatch under my desk cause I have standards, but anywhere else is fine
isn't it cold in the garage?
MOOOOOOOOODS
>Been here since 06
Finally
>Be drinking a Rockstar in the basement well on PC
>Get up to answer the door
>leave Rockstar on desk
>Come back five minutes later
>Sit down and take a drink
>Feel something brush my tongue
>Spit it out
>Its a fucking Earwig
>Shake can hear a couple more in there.
>Spray entire house for an hour and never drink Rockstars again.
Holy fuck do I hate the little fuckers. They get fucking everywhere. Especially clothes and brooms.
FUCK YOU I WAS FUCKING DRIVING AND YOU MADE ME THROW MY PHONE AND HIT A POLE
good post
>I think im close to 6 months now
Holy shit how young are you? Lurk moar faggot
How come you fags never saw this before?
Those suck, but I don't have nearly a big of a problem with earwigs as i do these motherfuckers
I once had a dream in which a nest of spiders fell on me, and I woke myself up by slamming my hand into a fucking wall.
It's good to live in a place where it's very rare to see any insects inside the house, especially in winter.
I had something similar happen
>playing pc in the dark
>start seeing random corners of my screen flash black every few minutes
>ignore that shit for an hour
>get hit in the head and see flapping all in front of my screen
>jump for the lamp and see a giant fucking bat flying back and forth in my room
>dive into bed yelling NO NO NO NO NO
>wait 10 minutes paralyzed in fear watching the bat go back and forth
>remember my screen name is flan and her sister's remi
>wait till she lands and trap her in a bucket and toss her out
>a month later she returned
>she flew back in the closet and I taped that shit shut because I only had a month left in my lease
>hear it crawling through the walls often
>a couple times a day you'd hear a horrible shuddering and whining sounds for almost an hour
>moved out of that hellhole with the bat still in the walls
Because they've been here all summer
scared the shit out of me.