Super mario is a good ga-

>super mario is a good ga-
*blocks your path*

>like/dislike ratio less than 3/1
I don't even need to watch it. What's gonna happen is, I'm gonna listen to some autist ramble on and nitpick about how some moons are easier to get than others. Maybe some bitching about the motion controls. Stop shilling this faggot.

>not having your opinion.

You know, if you just stopped posting literally whos then they would never become big or get attention in the first place.

You did this mistake with Anita and now you're doing it again with this contrarian dumbfuck.

>So here's a 2 hour video why I think this kids game isn't a masterpiece
>but first let me talk about dark souls AGAIN because it's the only analogue I've ever known
This fucking guy

every thread until you shills stop posting Josephs worst video. Nothing useful or insightful from the video at all, and he threw holism out the window for the sake of a HOT TAKE. How the mighty have fucking fallen. I miss Matthew now.

What are some 3/5 (scaled up to 6/10) games Sup Forums?

>2 hours of some random autist bitching over vidya
I'll pass

>You know, if you just stopped posting literally whos then they would never become big or get attention in the first place.
These threads are being posted by Anderson's patreon donators, there have been plenty of screenshots floating around. They've literally been advertising this video for weeks

>Tfw JA puts out higher quality content and at a faster rate than MM

Stop making this thread

Sucks he didn't enjoy it. I thought it was fantastic desu.

Kingdom of Amalur

Is nintendo literally finished?

A U T I S M

floating around from their discord*

Jesus christ someone really got triggered.

Don't see how the last one for Joseph could be true considering he made this thread

How is it the video's fault that Nintendos fans can't handle criticism

>discord shills that pay to defend him back for another round

he tries to appeal to Sup Forums like crowbcat, but unlike crowbcat he is autistic enough to rant for 2 hours about bullshit no ones cares about

They've made this exact same thread with several templates to shill this video ever since it came out. Shit even earlier when he posted his image to assure us that his hot take is coming. Luckily it seems the mods are cracking down on this shit now that they're aware the thread creation isn't genuine and is being pushed by a discord group.

Lurkers: Reminder to put "sage" into the options field if you don't want to bump the thread when you post.

>wah, some moons of the 1000 moons are arbitrary and hard to find without a guide, who cares if they're completely optional?

Inb4 06ysseyfag

tl;dr me. I ain't reading all that autism.

>making a two-hour video on why a kids game is not perfect
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

I wouldn't have made the comment if you weren't spamming the thing every day. You and I both know what you expected upon making this thread, and I'm here to tell you to just fucking stop.

Solid post

He looks like a literal muttgoblin straight out of the memes, has a wife's son he can't ever shut up about and he can only talk in dark souls analogues. Let's not even talk about how he could cut video length in half and keep the same message. Brevity is the soul of wit

This Joseph Anderson guy is such a dweeb if it's who i'm thinking it.
He writes these elaborate critical essays but you can tell he barely plays the games. It's a literal first impression essay which he glorifies into sounding like a critique.

The guy was shite at Bloodborne, barely understood the plot and complained about getting killed by "an orb" (it was one of those invisible Amygdala monsters which had grabbed him). I've watched several of his vids when I first discovered him thinking he was quite interesting but after a while you realise he doesn't really know what he's talking about. YT is clearly a hobby for him and there's nothing wrong with that. However, if you honestly think this guy is the bee's knees then you're rather gullible.

SEETHIGN

>He thinks it's one person

Do you have any idea how many actual Mario fans are infuriated by all of the Odyssey dick sucking that's been going on? This game is going to ruin the franchise and people are fucking cheering it on.

tl;dr Joseph nitpicked for 2 hours straights and none of his points are reasonable. He threw the usual holistic approach out the window for the sake of HOT TAKE clicks. His view of the game was clearly and heavily influenced with OTHERS opinion of the game and jaded him severly to the experience.

Not only that; He played the game to full completion twice, all 880 Moons. The FIRST time he was dedicated to using the hat as little as possible to compare the game to its previous ones and because he was pre-determined to call it a gimmick instead of a meaningful mechanic. His second playthrough he played the game some-what correctly but still treated it begrudgingly as a checklist instead of as an actual game.

hardmode tl;dr He played the game wrong and everything good about it it was entirely lost on him.

Get over it nintenbros, you lost.

>He played the game wrong

Sup Forums has told me for years that this isn't an excuse for a game.

DAMAGE CONTROL MODE: [ENGAGED]
YES MY NINTENDO BROTHERN
GOOD JOB
WE HAVE TO STOP JOSEPH ANDERSON

brb got to drink my soy milk

>Man who can't walk in a circle or pronounce the name of a character that shouts his own name constantly posting a 2 hour video of points that can be summarized in like 20 minutes

>2 hour long video
>15 paragraph rebuttal
>somehow the latter is the sign of autism

Imagine not only paying someone, but doing their advertising work for them as well

>implies odyssey is not a good game
>"It's No Masterpiece"
This is how I know you're just shitposting.

And you're not doing the internet a huge service by spamming this either. "Actual" Mario fans, are you kidding me? You're not some kind of defender of all that is holy in the video game community. Everyone loved the game, and it seems like posting the video over and over again is the only way you can outlet your obvious frustration.

For the most part I agree. I NEVER agreed with a notion that a game could possibly be played "Incorrectly."...

Untill I stumbled upon Joseph Anderson. He's played several games incorrectly, mainly Neri:A, BoTW, and Odyssey. To explain in detail would take a lot of time, probably the same ammount of time in each of his videos on the games (Neir isn't out yet but he was particularly buffoonish in how he approached that game.)

I'm not watching your video, Joseph.

Why does a simple video trigger nintendies so much?

This is Joseph "why should I make a quick rail line when I can lay down 50 kilometers of conveyor belt?" Anderson, he finds a way.

I'm a Sony fanboy, the video is retarded.

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trying your hardest to ignore features that are integral to the game is literally playing it wrong

>Joseph Anderson
Don't shill shit taste

There are plenty of series out there that were ruined by everyone loving bad games. Why shouldn't I be frustrated by Mario being another one?

Odyssey: Played the game like a checklist instead of freeform, twice, once using the hat as little as possible, the other using it as much as possible. Blamed the game for his bad experience after the fact.

BoTW: Flew all the way down to the southern gorge past the signposted "Do not enter" area at the cliff face of the south wastelands where there's a silver lynel that spawns with 5k HP. Couldn't beat it with rusty swords and sticks, never bothered to try mounting, blamed the game for himself wasting a few hours trying to beat an end-game entity LITERALLY fresh out of the gate.

Neir:A Far too much to describe. You'd have to watch the streams. Joseph Anderson is terrible at videogames and the fact that he started in 2007 shows glaringly in this one.

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Cappy doesn't make the padding any less annoying

ORAS are bad games too

video is fine
advertising it for 3-4 weeks is annoying

/thread

Damn, a guy made a video, on THE INTERNET?

nintendo btfo Sup Forums btfo srsly sonywins evrytiem bay b

>takes 2 hours to find a single flaw

Reminder the dude was questioned about hating Nier:Automata and literally said "I-I-I was just joking!! It was one of my favorite games of 2017!!"

ANOTHER shit thread.

>probably /fit/ and /fa/ as fuck
>Probably

Hilarious.

This faggots review is literally Joseph's inability to handle the positive critical response to Odyssey

Hey, I fucking love conveyor belts over rail lines
Non Railworld/RSO generation doesn't even need railways, unless you go full megabase autism

>blamed the game for himself wasting a few hours trying to beat an end-game entity LITERALLY fresh out of the gate.

lmao reminds me of jim sterlings review where he was whining about how one area was raining all the time so he had to find a way around instead of climbing and said it doesn't let him play how he wants

I feel your pain on that too. I was a huge Bioshock fan myself before Infinite fucked everything up. But Mario Odyssey is really the most love Nintendo has ever shown us, even if you think it's a bad game. It wasn't another "New" Mario game, it wasn't like 3D World, and it wasn't a port. I legitimately believe that it's on par with Sunshine and 64, and most people seem to agree. I get that you can't and hey, that's just like, your opinion, man.

R.oll

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>aomeone makes a 2 hour long video because it's his job and he gets paid to do it
>someone gets triggered and writes a 100000 word thesis FOR FREE in response
>somehow the latter is not a sign of autism

Pls be good

Please explain how he managed to fuck up at Nier
I'm not gonna sit through hours of his autistic streams

Imagine being this pathetic.

okay but we aren't talking about "the padding"

>aomeone makes a 2 hour long video because it's his job and he gets paid to do it
>someone gets triggered and writes a 100000 word thesis FOR FREE in response
>somehow the latter is not a sign of autism

If you think Mario Odyssey ruined the series you're a retarded contrarian and don't deserve further installments for being a special snowflake child hellbent on shitting on good games and being jaded.

*walks around you as you mispronounce Mario's name for 2 hours*
Here we go!

I have bad luck.

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Lol

>Nobody shills videos on 4ch-
*blocks your path*

I don't care if you like ORAS or not. I'm just saying normal people don't spend 7 hours complaining or praising something. This guy isn't right in the head, no matter how much you might agree with the general opinion of a certain game.

>anime poster
>calls others pathetic

Rolling for cute and comfy

>Long rambling post about how a Mario game isn't supposed to be a real platfomer

>Mario Odyssey is really the most love Nintendo has ever shown us

You can't be fucking serious. I've never felt this much laziness from a MAio game before

If games like Odyssey become the standard for Mario from now on, the series is dead. I don't want anymore new installments. At least when Other M and Skyward Sword sucked there was a demand to fix shit that Nintendo listened to. The Mario fanbase eats up anything.

Who?

>a game designed for kids to be able to 100% isn't challenging enough for me, a mid-thirties adult
>this of course means the design is flawed

The moons complaint is based on his perception that all moons are equal and thus can be devalued, in some way but I really think that's a foolish point of view.

Finally his critique is solely based on gameplay when the game is clearly, obviously greater than the sum of its parts. Holy shit.

>Contrarian makes hot take for his sheepish fans that were expecting him to shit on it "Oh I can't wait for him to DESTROY this game bro #TooTrue"
>Gets completely blown the fuck out by a rational and thoughtout counterpoint to his mundane asinine griping sustained over 2 hours by someone who bothered to sit through it.
>Discord defense force has NOT STOPPED shilling the video and rushing to his defense since.

The fact you people keep making and swarming these threads is only proof that joey fucked up royal. Feel free to keep coming back for more beatings.

Girls wearing skirts with no undewrear on is my fetish. Rolling for 20 only if she shaves her bush

>Browses an anime shitposting board
>Doesn't expect anime

Who gives a shit about this guy? Just because he said things doesn't mean that I'll suddenly have less fun.

fuck it

Is this one good for your anal burn?

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Then don't play new ones and continue to be a jaded faggot with shit taste, nobody cares what you think is dead. Your wallet vote doesn't matter mister contrarian, everyone else but you and the minority loved the full return to force that Mario was. Marios never been more alive and your contrarian bullshit will never change that.

Nintendo fans can't handle criticism from anyone. If they could, they'd stop responding and the threads wouldn't go anywhere

Holy shit its 2 hours?

>these are the paying customers you're arguing with

>Marios never been more alive

You clearly haven't been around for more than 5 years. Mario's been this alive for a while. The games were just better back then.

You're the type of fanboy I'm talking about that it makes you this upset that someone dares break with the hivemind of hero worship.

is this guy legit retarded?

or Sup Forumss sick of the pathetic discord group making this same thread every day after getting blown out time and time again. Mods have even given up quelling them.

>Nintendo fans can't handle criticism
>this guy makes a 2hour long video because he's triggered the game is called a masterpiece

something gyaru pls