When your cool uncle loves you more than your own father

>When your cool uncle loves you more than your own father

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>when the dub intentionally changes the meaning and dialogue

>Raises his rivals son

Is Piccolo the ultimate cuck?

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>pure blooded saiyans
>capable of love

>blue team
>red vest
Well color me pissed

To be fair Gohan was a massive fag and Goku was completely right to call him out on it.

Well goku is not a good father, piccolo is basically gohan's dad, and goten spend most of his time at bulma's house with trunks

translation is that by it's very nature. Import if you want authentic experience.

Vegeta is and Bardock had strong feelings for Goku too, it seems like just Goku who’s a dirtbag dad

>That makes me proud... finally
When was Goku never not proud of Gohan? He was nothing but supportive and proud of his progress during the Cell saga

This is one of the reason why I prefer Piccolo over Goku.

goku lets piccolo fuck his wife

>the dangalang man is ultimate

building off this; Goku is a literal brain damaged Saiyan. It's amazing he doesn't try to eat his children, and honestly we never see much oh him at home so he very well could have tried at some point.

and he's pretty good in the game too

The moment he had to clean up Gohan's mess by killing himself to teleport cell away from Gohan's ego.

Did you not see what happened when Beerus slapped Bulma? Goku is just literally, factually retarded because he landed on his head. He's autistic.

Bardock never got the chance to raise Goku so we can't be sure.

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>all these specific dramatic finishes and intros IGN's been showing off

>Being such a cuck, you fuck your rival's wife.

Well I mean Goku would do the same if ChiChi got BTFO like that too.

But it's more like he's ignorant than malicious. Super implies he too pure to know what a kiss is.

Toriyama says Vegeta's bloodline are the only Saiyans who understand the concept of family since they are "royal Saiyans" and have a natural need to keep the their race alive. Bardock seemed to only get invested in Goku after he saw visions of him becoming a powerful warrior and defeating Frieza.

goku knows jobhan is a massive shitter

Would he? I can't actually remember a time he was defensive of ChiChi.

I can never win with you.

>Implying Piccolo would ever fuck Chichi.

>when memes

You can still convey the original intent/message which this does not

Why is Goku such a dick?

Chi Chi has never been put directly in danger like Bulma considering she's always at home.

In the bardock manga that was actually drawn by Toriyama, though, Bardock and Gine clearly care about their kid enough to send him off since Bardock had a bad feeling about what was going on. It's just the semi-canon movies that portrayed him and the rest of the saiyans as complete fucks.

>pretty good
Nigga he’s S tier

Bardock manga isn't even canon so??

He's barely ever taken Gohan being in danger seriously outside of Raditz kidnapping him, so I kind of doubt that he'd do much if something happened with ChiChi. It sucks that Vegeta is better than Goku is pretty much every capacity besides strength and strength is all that matters in DBZ.

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>That moment when Goku realizes Piccolo is a better father figure than him

Gohan is a bit different due to that saiyan warrior thing. He always wants Gohan to grow stronger and being faced against adversity is how Saiyans grow (genetically). When Gohan can't take it anymore he steps in like against Cell.

Actually when zamasu and black taunted goku about killing chi chi and goten in their respective timelines goku lost it and attacked them. Also goku seems to like goten far more than gohan.

But he doesn't. Piccolo does. See; Goku is literally autistic. He doesn't understand people or emotions.

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>But he doesn't.
He literally gets himself blown up to save Gohan and everyone else.

But Goku would do that even if there wasn't anyone to save. He just likes fighting. Piccolo even tell shim that. He's just obsessed with being the strongest.

But wait, he's a namekian that means he doesn't have a penis, right vegeta?

Dr. Piccolo will be with you in just a moment, sir.

Please hold.

Hard to say what teams i'll go with in dbzf, but considering
>ultimate gohan/piccolo/android 16
>nappa/trunks/vegeta

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He likes fighting, not dying for no reason. He did it to save Gohan and everyone.

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Because the cool uncle is closer in power level than a literal god tier.
If your 'limitless potential' super mixed breed kid decides actually NAH I LIKE BOOKS AND SHIT, then you too would be a bit disappointed. Goku maybe an idiot but he's still a Saiyan, and loves battle.

>Piccolo was wrong in the end
Goku knew from the beginning that Gohan was holding back, and only doubted himself when Piccolo thought he knew better. In the end, Goku was right.

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He wasn't really wrong. At that moment he was completely right and nothing Goku did was going to get him to fight.

>le Goku is a terrible dad meme

>not posting Fame96, the actual #1 of the beta
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>Turns out that Goku knew his son better than Piccolo after all

Pottery.

>Also goku seems to like goten far more than gohan.
Goku missed out on the first 7 years of his life. He had to make up for lost time.
>That scene when Goku met Goten for the first time

Holy shit, that announcer is way too frequent.

Well he had to sacrifice himself first to actually get Gohan mad

>The moment he had to clean up Gohan's mess

Goku was just as much to blame.

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Reminder that Son Goku is beautiful

Why does Gohan go "Sheeeeeeit"?

More like, he was mad that his cockiness got Goku and Trunks killed

Goten seems more similar to Goku as well. Gohan is kind of a fag who hates fighting and became a weakling and Goku can't relate well to that.

Yes it is.

Dragonball Minus is the canon prequel to Dragonball now user

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He went berserk when Black and Zamasu told him they killed the alternate version of Chichi and Goten when Black stole his body

When Black said that he killed Chichi and Gotten

This would be a cool dramatic finish against Vegeta

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He didn't kill Gohan?

>gives sensu to cell

Not mentioned, I think. After the killing he went to the future

Black's only recounting what happened up to and immediately following his stealing of Goku's body

He likely killed everyone else afterwards but just didn't feel the need to mention it

Gohan wasn't there at that moment so no

>Gohan's mess
You mean Goku's mess?

Gohan has been fighting since he was what 5 to 11 against Space Nazis and killer androids and seen thousands including friends and his dad die, Goku died twice in front of him. Make sense why Gohan hates fighting.

Goten only learned to fight as a why to train with Chi-chi and as a game with Trunks. They even play it off as a game when he and Trunks preparing to fight Super Buu. Goten has Goku's innocents he had as a kid. Haven't watched Super yet, but I hope there's more of him.

you know when they make shit like this i start to hate the ass hats doing this show

No that's all on Gohan, he had Cell dead to rights but his sadism in SSJ2 gave Cell enough time to go nuclear

Wasn't he there for gohan?

Super seems to have dumbed down Goku a lot for some reason.

>Gohan the sadist

Goku Black and Zamasu need a need full series the lenght of One Piece

Friendly reminder that neither the DBS manga nor the DBS anime are canon.

>killing everyone else
>When he struggled to fight regular SSJ Goku at the beginning of the arc
Doubt, he likely went right in the future after killing Goku/Goten/Chichi, which was really pointless if you think about it

I'm still surprised Chi Chi managed to have sex with Goku

according to that most likely not probably off training and only seeing his family as friends

Forgetting Vegeta had Cell beaten entirely and then let him go achieve perfect form out of pure ego.

It feels like they're actively trying to ruin Goku's character at this point.

Yes and the even address this in Super. Gohan always toys with his opponents when he's got the upperhand and its why he lost to Super Buu.

Is the beta back up

She probably told him it was special training.

Which is why he let's he do it leading up to the Cell Games

Goku was never proud of Gohan, and probably never will be. He's clearly in the autistic spectrum and doesn't give a single shit about anything but fighting. He already said that time and time again in the anime.

As a mere monkey, he must have some primal instincts

Twice at that.
You would think she wouldn't be able to trick him twice

god the cell saga was so fucking retarded

Gohan hadnt hit ssj2 yet. Technically giving cell a sensu bean was the only option to push gohan to the limit. The only relevant fighters at the time were Goku, Vegeta, and Trunks. Goku was too tired, Vegeta wasnt going to gang up on cell, and Trunks is a little bitch but couldnt have taken cell by himself.

Female Buus have been the best addition in years.

>why he lost to Super Buu
Let's be honest, the only reason anyone ever loses in this series is because they're not Goku.

Translation changes words, not meaning.

He seemed like a cool dad in the first dbz episode. I liked to imagine that he spend these peaceful days being a cool dad. But I guess not, thanks Super shit.