Why are there no good Jeanne d’Arc games?

Why are there no good Jeanne d’Arc games?

The one on PSP was decent i guess.

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An improvement

heathen

A heretic burned at the stake is being properly represented as a harlot. What the fuck is your problem?

Hello did someone say Jannu?

It isn't as popular or romantized as something like Robin Hood or King Arthur. Robin Hood is basically sticking it to authority and helping out people struggling. King Arthur is basically chivalry and nobility and winning because of your values.

Joan of Arc is either just a revolutionary who is significant just because she's a woman, or is about a revolutionary who was captured and burned alive because she conflicted with the church. The first one has little value (unless you want 90s era cartoons like "You can do it even though you're a girl!") while the second is rather morbid. People aren't all for self-sacrifice for a cause anymore, so it isn't very popular.

right has nice pits, but she needs more armor.

tfw no Joan of Arc gf

i main her in warriors orochi 3 ultimate. she's also my SKL build in bloodborne

She wasn't a revolutionary, she was a patriot for her nation.

She wasn't burned because she was "conflicting with the church", she was burned because she was captured by anglofags and they made sure her trial was everything but fair, without even trying to hide it.

Reminder no one knows what she looks like because she never posed for paintings
Also I wish there was an anime of her besides that PSP game

She wasn't burned at the stake. A patsy was in her place.

Jeanne D'arc lives!

Why can't a saint wear hotpants?

i've heard she likes to hang out with Elvis and Hitler in South Africa

I don't know why, but this kinda makes me mad, and i'm not even french.

She is dead tho. There is no way I could live that long

Its not real

Hey Jeanne you wanna fug?

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>There is no way I could live that long
>mfw the ghost of jeanne d'arc lurks Sup Forums
can you be my gf

Bayonetta

I'M FEELIN THE WIND IN THE SKYYYY
WITHOUT YOUR LOVE

there's a good /his/ pasta about joan being a trap

joan from a mobile game

LOND-

No nevermind.

Y'all fucking heretics

Shin Megami Tensei games, sort of. She typically can only be made through a fusion accident though. I like how in every game she's weak to fire magic though, cool refrence to her background.

Wasn't some srpg based on her on psp?

>who is significant just because she's a woman

She single handedly dragged France out of the jaws of defeat and laid down the foundation for French military doctrine and tradition until WW2 that saw them become the dominant military force in Europe.

She was Queen of France briefly as by her request Charles gave her the kingdom.

>Nooo she was nothing but a roastie, reeeeeee

>She was Queen of France briefly

Didn't know that

yeah there's a good PSP game

there's a new UNDUB floating around that actually has subbed cutscenes

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Me, a heretic? HAH! Who would you believe? The true voice of god, embodied through the saint of swords, or the horrendous drawl of the slovenly man in the pointed hat that sends you to your death at the hands of the Muslims?

Infidelity is disgusting.

Man that's a nice covert art.
It's kinda shame that most modern depiction of Jeanne d'Arc gives her a sword, when she always preferred a banner.
It's also said that she never actually killed a man or woman.

i don't remeber there being skeletons during 100 year war

P A R I S

There aren't many people outside France who are going to care that she saved France.

I see the dogma of the Church guides thy hand.
Be content to die in the shadow of men then in the glory of god.

It really can't be undersateted exactly how much she did. Before she came along the French couldn't score victories against retreating English armies easily. The French themselves said that 200 Englishmen could route 800 French. Even by Orleans she had nobles who were more loyal to her than they were to the crown which is how she managed to get even those that didn't like her to accept her into their war councils. She was unironically a military genius.

"What more could the maid have done for the King of France than to make him a gift that the King would accept, and so she asked that he give her his kingdom, and after the King, who was amazed, thought about it awhile, he gave it to her, and she accepted it and wanted that this be written down by the four secretaries of the King and recited officially, and solemnly. All of this left the King dumbstruck. And regarding all this, Joan herself said, "And here is the poorest knight in his kingdom", and after just a little bit of time and in front of these notaries, she gave the kingdom to God Almighty. And then, just a little bit of time later, under the order of God, she invested the kingdom of France to King Charles. From all of this she wanted that these letters be raised up in a solemn fashion. "

It's directly responsible for the English losing interest in gains on the continent. Without it an Angevin empire/anglo-french union would have been a continental force and America wouldn't exist.

there's one inside you RIGHT NOW

>It really can't be undersateted exactly how much she did.
I know my man, I was just poking fun.
Jeanne d'Arc is probably one of the people I admire the most through the entire history of mankind.

The things she did, while starting from absolutely nothing, is amazing.

oh no I got you, I just felt like it needed to be re-iterated because some morons actually think she was a cheerleader.

And someone on Sup Forums once claimed she didn't even exist

but I'm a skeleton

>if it wasn't for the *nglo, she would habe crushed the Hussites and stopped the spread of heresies in the HRE, thus preventing Martin Luther and the destruction of Germany

>tfw no Jeanne gf to defeat the unwashed anglo hordes and spread french culture with before she bears you half a dozen children as God commands

>Actually sent a letter to English nobles to cease hostilities and purge heretics in Europe together

Napoleon >

i unironically prefer the art on the right, all day every day

french people are literal cucks though

>The manlet who changed the required heights to enter the military multiple times

I don't like germany tho

But Napoleon is cuter.

And I'm not french, so what's the problem with me taking qt french girls for myself

Better to be short than tall in war
smaller hitbox

they aren't even that qt

>Literally have a syndrome named after him to describe one who is overly aggressive in their social interactions to compensate for their heights

>Cute
>Blonde
>Wants to fuck
This is good.

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Was Napoleon even that short?
A quick google says he wasn't.

Bladestorm.

nah, just the anglo being perfidious.

t. perfidious anglo

>5'7
>not short

Nice

What's your source?
If I remember correctly the dude was shorter than fucking 160cm, and I don't know what that gives us in Bongunits.

>a tale where history meets fantasy
it says right there user

He was probably like 5'6 to 5'8. A little short but not literal midget like he's often portrayed

>Pretty
>Liked by everyone
>Gets the a-OK by God
>Remembered fondly throughout the world as a martyr
Why is it ok to write a Mary Sue when France does it?

Middle part sounds like a planned out pr stunt

>A little short
>5'6 to 5'8

they never learn

Nah, the only record of it was in the Vatican for centuries. She was probably just seriously doing it to see if "god" wanted it and Charles was in a position where saying no would have potentially been the end of him anyway.

Not even the bes version of Fate's Jeannu

>being a ghost that still doesn't realize that you're dead
>posting in Sup Forums for all eternity
sounds like hell

Napoleon was actually the average height for the Frogs during his times, and during that time everyone was a fucking manlet.
The thing is that he was considered short for a military leader, and this was accentued by Anglo propaganda.
It also doesn't help that for officers, the French military would look for people who were above average heights, so in contrast he'd always appear as the shorty of the lot.

tl;dr he WAS a manlet, but so was everyone during that time.

Oh wow the middle ages church did some scummy shit, colour me surprised. (that's sarcasm I'm not surprised)

It's short, but not 'that' short

>What's your source
Just google it

>crtl-f
>no Age of Empires 2
God damn it Sup Forums

Jeanne also wasn't a magical girl.

They literally tried everything to make her confess for heresy, and she smugged her way out of all of it. They only burned her on the stack for
the "heresy" of crossdressing.

that was actually the first time i've heard of Jeanne back in 99

No kidding. Lincoln was 6 4. In his time that was HEUG!!! Today... it's just a touch tall maybe.

It wasn't the church per se, it was mostly the Anglo being butthurt about her and wanting to humiliate France and devastate the French army morale by dragging a literal icon in the mud.
Her trial was done as quickly as possible, and as unfair as possible, for exemple the inquisitorial jury (because she was accused of heresy) was composed almost entirely of Anglofucks, when it should've been from various kingdoms.
They also put Jeanne under a lot of pressure (imprisoned in a man prison when she should've been in a nun convent, forcing her to wear a simple dress while in said prison, threats of tortures and death) to make her crack, to which she didn't.

Ultimately, it was clear she was innocent but she was declared guilty anyways.
A while later however the church re-opened her trial, post mortem, and she was declared innocent.
Her execution was political more than anything else.

Had to crtl-f for it, but Bladestorm is pretty good.

A traditional woman who is oth Christian and bad ass. Never happen in SJW and 18.

Actually they decided that under condition her cross-dressing was justified due to participating in war.

This Joan of Arc, whose legendary sword allowed her to dodge-tank the entirety of the English armies' attacks for her allies, is the most faithful depiction of the historical character in a video game.

Can you imagine any of those church folk popping-up in any city today during the summer? Especially in So. Cal. or the Mediterranean?

She continued crossdressing in prison, because old timey man clothes were harder to removed, in case of prison rape. That was outside of the war.

>yfw you realize that this game is also LOOSELY based on Joan of Arc, "La Pucelle d'Orléans"

The psp game is great

isn't that why she got burned on steak

She was forced to wear a dress actually, and after an attempted rape she was allowed to wear man clothes again.

She also kept her hair short, which was used against her even though pretty much everyone agreed that it was the only smart thing to do. Years later her trial transcripts were used to Canonize her, as her trial was seen even in the 1400's as a huge pile of bullshit.

Jean of Cuck got exactly what she had coming to her and deserved. Roastie whores like her are the type who paved the way for modern day france to be the cesspool it is.

Pucelle is a now archaic Middle French that means maiden / virgin

Lmao at incels.

>t. english cuck

I know you're pulling me leg but Jeanne probably was one of the most conservative woman to ever live.
She fucking hated Islam and considered it to be one of the highest heresy one could commit.

I’ve always thought she was just a glorified cheerleader.

I’ll have to investigate further. Thanks user

why is christianity so cucked nowadays

And yet she got more action in the bedroom than you'll ever have.