ITT: 0/10 controllers

ITT: 0/10 controllers

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How the fuck were you meant to hold this? The analogue stick is nowhere where it should be. Did 90's kids have three hands or something?

You know it to be true.

Fuck you that shit worked great for the time.

you can clearly tell who is underage whenever these threads come
games didn't use both the d pad and the stick, you picked one and simply ignored the other

Kek'd

Is it any wonder sony won that round? The PSX's controller ain't great but it's better than this fucking thing you gotta switch your hands around with.

>People still dont know how to hold this controller

Are you retarded

>that "D-pad"

The N64 is like 20 years old now, how do you not know how to hold it? Do you think you stick an Atari joystick in your ass?

fpbp

People act like the D-pad did anything on the N64 controller, I didn't even have an N64 as a kid but when I went to friends houses who had one I NEVER had a problem with it. Fucking brainlets.

>shit batter life
>obnoxious light and touch pad
>share button in the way
>sticks too close together
>looks like a couple of baby dicks
>too small to be comfortable
>rubber easily wears out
>cheap feeling all around
I'd say -3/10 tbhwy

I agree. Why couldn't the cord just be in the center? That shit always got in the way.

I imagine if sony didn't invent the duelshock for everybody to rip off nintendo would still be using the jello stick and 3 armed design

t. fag who never used it, there is much worse than that

For me it's not even the fuckin cord, it's the damn shape of it, shit cuts into the sides of my hands. SNES was a huge improvement

Atari 5200 controller is objectively the only 0/10

I only remember the D paid being used in Kirby and Pokémon stadium literally no other game used it

It's more like a 6.5/10 Its decent for it's purpose and not uncomfortable to hold

No argument.

I've recently learned it's pretty resistant to being spiked, at least.

Not even a single doubt.

This

>perfect hand grip
>perfect button placement and size
>great D-pad, it being shit is just a Sup Forums meme

try harder so(n)ygro

>Bait thead
>When true defect first party monsters exists
Look at this piece of shit. Cheap buttons. Reasonable shoulders.
Dpad that can't hit proper directions.
Analog tilt with no deadzone or accuracy, so it only useful left and rigfht, so basically racing games only.

No question

they aren't 0/10 but if im not using the switch in handheld mode there is zero excuse to not just use the pro controller

SOY! EPIC HAHAHAHAHAHA

For how many classic fighters the switch ended up with that really really should have had a full d pad.

When you hit the share button and the game doesn't pause behind the menus

Not hard to answer.

Yes they are.

OLE OLE OLEEEE
El Generico's mannerisms, facial expressions and over selling was so fun to watch.

>sony won that round
amazing shitpost

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It's like a tiny, better version of the DC controller with a worse dpad. It's not amazing but it's far from terrible.

The Move and the Wii classic are much worse

>couldnt play mischief maker because I was holding it wrong for that one game

children figured it out when it first came out. 2 decades later and you still can't.

But that's not the controller

You hold the two outer grips and just stick the middle one in your anus

The XE-1 AP was worse.

>Perfect stick placement
Automatically a 5/10 or higher

atleast you have a weapon if you get robbed

shit could kill you and still fucking work after you chuck the fucker

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For the one or two Sega super-scaler games that probably is compatible with, I bet you it's pretty neat. For everything else, eh.....

>hurr hurr nintendo btfo xxDDDD

Finally someone in this thread that actually fucking owns a Switch.

>talking shit about the Saturn 3D pad
You are smalltime.

Soyboy gonna cry?

See:

I have it and like it.

So that's a 'yes'

Shill

Did you have a problem with it or what?

>Tfw you were the worst controller the whole time

If a light you never see and a touch pad that you aren't even forced to use bother you, its because you're looking for any possible bothersome thing. The size fits my hands perfectly so that's an opinion, the rubber on my controllers are fine and I've had them since right after launch. I don't have any clicking movement, shifting, or clacking so I don't understand why you think it feels cheap.

Als these arguements are literally inflated shitposting
>Share button in the way
In the way of what? the top center f the controller that's meant for nothing?
>Looks like baby dicks
6th grader/10
>Sticks too close together
Once again, you must be a child with tiny hands.

>light you never see
>touch pad that you aren't even forced to use

confirmed for not owning a ps4 and for never having used one ever

Could always just use it on PC

Wit the exception of Killzone: Shadow Fall, and Bloodborne, I can't think of a single game I've played that makes you use the pad, and the light is literally pointing away from you every time you are holding it. even if they light were aiming at you, it has brightness settings.

>Did 90's kids have three hands or something?

ever heard of the Tschernobyl incident?

The rumble

>and the light is literally pointing away from you every time you are holding it
And reflects off the TV

you've never held one did you

>Shit d-pad
>analogues not symmetrical
>only 4 face buttons
>too much force on triggers

Are you 5 feet away from your tv with the brightness all the way up? The only time I see my light reflection is when its pitch black, so loading screens and a few times in BB.

the light reflects off of the tv, as well as being a distracting annoyance when you have all the lights turned off. It's like using a fucking lava lamp as a controller

not to mention it drains the battery like a motherfucker. It's literally been proven through experimentation that the battery lasts an extra 1/3rd when you disable the light

d pad was the only bad thing

See, the battery statement is a valid complaint. However, I've played Alien Isolation and Outlast with no reflection on my tv and the light is unnoticeable. If it bothers you so much why not simply point it downard or not sit directly in front of your tv with it on the same level as you, I play with mine above my waist so I never have a reason to see the light or ant refections.

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>analogues not symmetrical
>bad thing

Surprised this hasn't been posted.

>here's your controller, bro

>battery pack sticking out of the back where I would like to rest my fingers
>uses AA batteries

0/10

*bdbdbdbdbdwhirrrr*

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>whole bunch of console war memes
>nobody has posted the stupid Madcats controllers that were made for midget hands
This is how I know nobody on Sup Forums actually plays video games. Either that or you're all underage.

sold 4x as much as the n64 what are you blunt?

>made for midget hands

>a controller so shit that you have to plug another controller into it

The shit decisions of the Wii fly under the radar too much around here.

I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF HANDS

damn man it sounds like you may be a cripple, mentally or otherwise

the ninja one that came with this was even worse desu

The handles were rough and caused blisters if you were weak

How is this bad? It has infinite customization

fuck you

>How do I jump?
>"Press the Chinese button"
>NIGGA THEY ALL CHINESE

Kek I would always give this controller to my cousin when we would play

the dpad on this controller is the best I have ever fucking used. When I want to replay RE1 I still fire up the crappier Saturn version just for the dpad.

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I am getting old or is v filled with kids and teens?

S P H E R I C A L

Honestly I'm not sure if you fell for the bait or are baiting on top of the bait at this point.

What year were you born in?

>good grip
>good analog stick
>good if misplaced d-pad
>great button placement
There is literally nothing wrong with the Saturn 3D pad except the d-pad placement which simply couldn't have been placed better.

ITT literal babbies

it wasnt that bad.

And by the time you get back out of it, you're seeing the loading screen or appearing next to a lantern with no real idea of what killed you.

This fucking garbage