Oh look. You have found a little fairy trapped in a bottle. She’s completely helpless! What do you do?

Oh look. You have found a little fairy trapped in a bottle. She’s completely helpless! What do you do?

Remove the top and insert my cock and gradually fuck it until I cum all over the fairy

stare at her panties

free him

slowly drown it and watch it panic as water fills the bottom of the jar

this

Thats a girl you fucking dumbass soyboy

Cum on it

Stick my dick in the bottle and say the only way for it to escape is to push past the side of it through a little opening

Take of the lid, stick the mouth of the bottle in my anus and BRAP, hard enough that little bits of feces comes out.

doesn't look like one

Give it to granny for soup.
I've had the weirdest urge for cambell's vegetable beef soup the last few days.

I would let it go obviously. I'm not a fucking dick.

>Just remembered that hentai where the knight rapes a small blue fairy and makes her cum by using a mushroom as a dildo to make her cum because her cum is actually an ingredient they need for a potion.
>After he's done he let's her go free and apologizes

Free her, its a nice bottle

leave it on my shelf

Now that I have a captive audience, explain how 9/11 was an inside job.

From what i remember they made her cum because its valuable and they needed the money because they sold a party member due to not having enough money to pay a lunch bill.
wasnt it dragon pink?

Woah neat, free onahole.

You're thinking of Dragon Pink, right? I know the exact scene you're talking about.

That end up better than I expected

steel beam can't melt fuel

Losers like you guys make me feel better about myself

If they work like those in LoZ games then release it and get healed.
Maybe i can finally stop this phlegm that has been haunting me for the past three fucking years

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You can just tell those guys are British

That's pretty pathetic

Dragon Pink
That was nice of Santa I am always surprised that he apologized whenever I read it.

Did you fuckers just assume that fairy's gender?

force her to gain 300 pounds so she can become the fat fairy from LTTP and then marry her and kiss her plump pucc every night before going to bed also we'll have 9 children at a minimum

Fill it up with my cum. Not all the way, just enough so it's up to her neck.

Ask the fairy for help.

>You'll never be in a fantasy world browsing that world's equivalent of Sup Forums on your crystal ball and watch some psycho drown a fairy in a bottle of water.

>Given a second chance at life for when you die
>Sup Forums just wants to have sex with the bottle
This is why we need to start keeping stuff in Tupperware boxes.

as long as she doesnt have that ugly face

British or Slavs, same shit though.

We'll write that off as a snes sprite limitation, like the Agahnim misconception.

There's no such thing as fairy boys

What happens when a fairy heals Link in the games? Do they cease to exist? Fly away? Does he eat them?

God tier taste my friend. Panic is the best.

>him

funnel hundreds of ants into the jar

Dumbass tripfag

You have found the Queen of Fairies trapped in a desert island. She's completely helpless! What do you do?

Isn't it from Green street hooligans?

Have her use her fairy magic to transform me into a fairy, too.

I always saw it as a guy too. Idk if it's rare to think that or if Sup Forums is just being contrarian as usual.

Honestly this was always really fucked up to me. The pink fairies with two wings and all of that shit was always fine. But that thing has emotion. It doesn't want to be in that fucking bottle. Scaring.

whats frodo doing in a british metro

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>She's completely helpless!
More like "you're completely helpless". See that doll she's got in her hands? That's not a doll.

Place the bottle on a burner so the bottom of it heats up and watch as the fairy tries its hardest to stay mid flight until it finally runs out of stamina and collapses,hitting the floor and receiving first degree burns all over her body.

>this tween faggot genuinely views being a nice person as a negative thing

>him

What if Link got turned into a fairy and got smooshed into a bottle, haha

Cook it in a meal

I would give her the dick

>learn of Dragon Pink
>absolutely no will to fap, story is much more interesting

It's been a good read so far. Thanks Sup Forums.

I bet you just want to be a fairy so you can have your whole body turned into a cock sleeve, you massive faggot.

Sometimes i go read some hentai just for the story and ignore completely the lewdness, it can get pretty funny or interesting at times

If I wanted to be a cock sleeve I'd ask her to turn me into a tiny flying girl-shaped onahole. So yeah, you're right.