Would you rather live in the Mushroom Kingdom, or Hyrule?

Would you rather live in the Mushroom Kingdom, or Hyrule?

Mushroom kingdom seems way more peaceful

Mushroom kingdom easily
It's safer and and I could fuck peach or Daisy or rosalina or whatever since besides Mario and Luigi I'd be the only human there

>and I could fuck peach or Daisy or rosalina or whatever
I was going to say they are princesses, but over there princesses are about as heavily guarded as a bag of chips at a 7/11

Let koizumi back in zelda you assholes

He will be helping make botw 2

>not fucking Wendy

mushroom kingdom.
there's almost no attractive girls in zelda and the ones that are all crave links cock.

also more peaceful and don't need to stay awake at night wondering if you're on the bad timeline.

>still not BotW: Majora's Mask

me boy

>What is Koizumi's favorite Zelda?
>Aonuma guesses MM
>Koizumi put BotW

I don't want him to return to Zelda anymore

Hyrule seems more grandiose and amazing, but if you live there you have like a 1 in 3 chance of being slaughtered in one of Ganon's violent takeovers.

They're obviously just trying to show support for their latest and relevant Zelda game. It's a necessary lie. Do you really believe he would have said anything else?

God I hope so

He was being a good japanese employee
>isnt this supposed to be for promotion?

even japanese devs can't be trusted anymore.

This desu. I don't want to live in a shithole constantly raided by bokoblins and stalfos and flooded when the Goddesses just give up on the world.

Mushroom kingdom is just more interesting in every way and less lethal

>I could fuck peach or Daisy or rosalina

Just like you can easily fuck Earth's hottest celebrities, right?

If I choose Hyrule, would I be able to keep a guardian as a pet?

Mushroom Kingdom
>qt girls
>extremely peaceful
>at worst you need to worry about Bowser or something else invading, but even then nobody ever seems to die and things go back to normal after Mario saves the day

Hyrule
>everyone looks inbred, at best you can get a Gerudo qt but then you sacrifice your genes
>monsters everywhere
>world can get flooded, wiped out by Ganon or another dark lord, or just destroyed by monster raids

If we're talking the modern incarnations then it's even worse since BOTW's Hyrule is really empty with occasional monsters whereas Odyssey's MK at least has taxis and tours to the other kingdoms

It's better than him blindly loving the latest Zelda game the most just because it the biggest and most ambitious one since Ocarina of Time. I'd rather he just lie.

Mushroom kingdom has tv and vidya so it's an easy pick

You'd be lonely as fuck in the Mushroom kingdom when everyone is a Toad or other types of freaks. Who would you fuck? Realistically you're not going to fuck royalty. inb4 degenerates want tofuck toads. Medieval settings are much more comfy, even if it's very dangerous.

Ivalice
I wanna fuck a Viera

Gonna go against the grain and say Hyrule. I mean, what do people even do in the mushroom kingdom? Is there an economy? What form of government? Is Peach just a figurehead or does she actually rule?

>not fucking toadette
Pleb

Humans are rare and the strongest race/species there

Koizumi literally said in the video "Isn't this supposed to be promoting the game?"
So I don't know if it's actually his favorite
It's probably mine though other than Link's Awakening

Same can be asked about Hyrule too

It's regularly attacked by bowser and his army

Bowser just want the princess he doesnt murder the inhabitants

Hyrule is full of 10/10 cuties.

The only available women in the mushroom kingdom are toads.

>not wanting a qt bob-bomb wife

Do paper mario girls count

In the first super mario game literally every block is an inhabitant that bowser turned into bricks.

That was 30 years ago when he was specially horny, he has calmed down now that he has a kid

Even better

and humans
and Boos
and Koopas

There are portrait of Peach in every Toad's house. We don't know what happens to people criticizing her but it looks like North Korea.

Hyrule is shit ever since they started this stupid cycle of destruction shit.

You know what fuck it I'm going to Termina or Lorule or something.

>Hyrule is shit ever since they started this stupid cycle of destruction shit.

Thanks, Skyward Sword!

>Every single answer Koizumi gave was Zelda

I love 3D Mario just as much, but please bring this man back to Zelda. Most of his contributions are the best.

Hes talking about metroid, because it wasn't something he expected.

>bring him back
>after his favorite was BOTW
no thanks, who we really need back is Tezuka

Hyrule seems like a medieval shithole. The mushroom kingdom is like a whimsical paradise in comparison.

Hyrule, no question. I'd sneak into the Gerudo camp and get captured. I'd just have to live out my days as a sex slave, kept alive from breast milk. But its ok.

Hyrule I want a kiss from one of the great fairies

Mushroom Kingdom

>I only played BotW

Fuck off

As long as you're not Peach or Mario, seems like the Mushroom Kingdom is pretty chill. Even with Bowser constantly trying to attack, they still have tons of periods where everyone including Bowser comes together to have international sporting events, kart races and dancing competitions. Plus, if you live in the mushroom kingdom, you can go to dozens of other lands and into space.

With Hyrule, you're stuck in a small area of land surrounded by water and impassable canyons. It would be like being stuck in Switzerland. Beautiful and nice, but you're still stuck there. And unlike in the world of Mario, you're just one calamity away from being drowned, turned to dark matter or eaten by an octorok. Unless you're one of the 40 or so NPCs who has plot armor.

Long story short, I'd rather live in a Dragon Quest game.

>Mario games Kingdom is completely empty
>In Kart they have cities and all sorts

And you can't say it's the Metro Kingdom either because you see Toads everywhere

>I didn't play OoT
Fuck off

>Mushroom Kingdom
>Buy a ticket to Isle Delphino
>Spend the rest of my days relaxing with single nokia moms and pianta strong men

Is Diamond City from WarioWare in the same universe as the Mushroom Kingdom? I want to meet Ashley.

there's more pussy in hyrule

They're not kept there as sex slaves

But since it's Hyrule, you'll never be able to get to any of it.

>Not settling down with a Boo wife or Toadette

>go to Mushroom Kingdom
>kidnap Peach
>live out my days on Isle Delphino with my new love slave

I don't see why it wouldn't, it was in one of the arcade Mario Kart games

Mushroom Kingdom, so I can put in my application to be Daisy's personal throne.

mushroom kingdom, hang out in new donk city with other humans, jerk off over the mayor, visit other kingdoms and fuck the qtest girls

>Move into Diamond City
>Work at WarioWare
>If Ashley isn’t interested, try to pair her with Penny for my OTP
>Bros with 9-volt and 18-volt
Yeah.

>You'll never live in a comfy house in the back alley of the Hyrule market place and visit the Bombchu lady at night

Neither. I don't really have a great image of the Mushroom Kingdom, but Hyrule seems like an incoherent shitshow.
Can I choose a game world created by somebody competent?

No. It’s those two or dead.

That seems like a pretty good alternative.

They both have dangerous things about them, but overall Mushroom Kingdom would still probably be a safer bet.

>kidnap peach
You wouldn't last 6-11 hours

im 90% link is equivialent to a demigod in strength sans in game items and plot armor just by actually being able to solo his quest

mario is a fucking jumping plumber, give me a cape/ suit or cat suit and i could very easily outmaneuver whatever koopa comes my way

also mario doesnt have redeads gibdos and fucking giant terrifying peahats

>mario is a fucking jumping plumber
Nigga Mario could absolutely wreck link from another dimension without him ever finding out.

And why exactly would a 24 year old man be going to a city specifically to talk to an 8 year old kid?