Texan joins the server

>texan joins the server
>HOWDY YAAAAAAAALLLL

Alabama's way the fuck worse. Holy shit.

COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN'

>canadian joins the server
>bong noises

You got a fucking problem with that?

I've had mostly positive interactions with southerners online.

>texan joins the game
>hear the sound of cans being smashed whenever you kill him

>new yorker joins the server
>is an insufferable cunt who makes sure that everyone on the server knows they're from new york and that their life is miserable

What's so great about dumb ole Texas?

>texan gets on the server
>sorry ya'll, looks like my momma reported me to the pullease cuz' videogames' made by dah' debil.
>judge says god told em to send me to prison
>god bless our free country, yee haw

>brit joins the server
>FOOKIN WANKAS

>Host puts in ai bots
>"Hai domo"

>Australian joins the server
>6 months later the game dies

>tfw don't smoke anything
>tfw I tell people I'm going on a smoke break when I'm really pissing or grabbing a drink because it causes reactions like this

I want to FUCK lyria

>a german enters the server
>"Inshallah, infidel dogs"

LMAO.

if you believe the south is full of actual christians, you're no smarter than them. They're all inbred atheists who don't know what the word atheist exists

That would be an englishman.

>Californian joins the server
>Goes on about how great sucking dick in Cali is

WHERE THE FUCK MY TEXAS BROS AT
Corpus Christi here, come fucking fight me on the bridge.

>dutchfag joins the server
>loud coughing

>tfw no nice Texas gf

>Texan
>YYYAAAAAAAAAAALL
>Japanese
>YYYOOOOOOOOOOOHH

The two countries aren't all that different

...

t. german

Frisco reporting in.
Someone needs to do something about all the fucking Californians and Indians moving here, it's getting unbearable.

>heu joins the server
>times out 15 seconds later

Congrats faggot, you managed to post the worst reply in this thread.

Must not be a natuve, every new yorker ive met has such pride for it

>new yorker joins the server
>HEY I'M WALKIN HERE

Coppell here, I used to work in Frisco. It's really nice, no minorities except Indians. I also like that Pollo Tropical place, which isn't near where I live. originally from California, I love how cheap it is to live here

Houston here

>tfw moved to Texas as a kid and been there ever since
I told myself i would never say y'all, but now i say it a hundred times a day, even if I'm only talking to one person. Kill me user

Houston here

New yorkers gave the world the greatest meme accent and for that i love them eternal

Aye same, or close enough to Houston anyways

>Californian joins server
>CASO BEUNO?

>tfw live in California
>have met more people who moved from Texas to here than the reverse

lolk. Anyway can I move to Texas? I'm fucking tired of dealing with other Californians.

>Californians and Indians moving here
You can't have tech companies and not have this happen.

>worked as Verizon fios tech support
>every new yorker sounded literally the same
I swear I talked to the same fucking guy at least twice per day.

Lubbick, why does this town exist aside from passing by?

>Alabamian joins the server
>aura of comfyness envelops you

Lubbock* fuck

>Ohioan joins the server
>loudly eats corn over the mic and dies of a heroin overdose

>Montanan joins the server
>whole lobby tells him he's not part of the northwest

>Texan gamer
>Have never once said howdy in all my life
I do say ya'll however, so youre half right

>Territorian joins server
>"brb, gotta wrestle croc"

>Coloradan joins the server
>DUDE WEED LMAO

Austin, former San Antonio. This place fucking sucks, but it pays so much better. I hope Austin gets Amazon HQ2.

>YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN

English doesn't have a a 2nd person plural except for y'all. If you don't use y'all you're literally retarded.

>californian gets on the server
>soy sipping noises in mic

>Louisiana player joins
>jazz music in the background

Up to you mate. I know its 4x cheaper to live here than Cali anyways. Dunno how you fuckers can tolerate paying 500k for a 2 bed 2 bath home

>user joins the server
>voice cracks while saying cuck

>Alabamian joins the server
>Sudden urge to beat wife and children to a pulp

>hey guys
>hey everybody
>hey everyone

The grammatically "correct" term is you all, but I've always felt weird saying it like that

Tyler Texas reportin in.

If you don't eat pecans you arnt a true Texan.

If you dont pronounce it pee-cons, you're also not a Texan

>does anyone have a mic?
>hellooooo????
>no one here has a mic?

I have one, I just prefer not to use it unless I need to. Telling someone else that I have one isn't something I feel compelled to do.

>American joins the server
>gets shot

t. Popecuck

It's a perfect contraction, only snobs refuse to recognize it.

>north carolinian joins
>room starts to heat up immensely and then drops to freezing in an endless loop

But I'm from Alabama

>grammatically "correct"

peruse used to mean "Look thoroughly " now it means literally the opposite. Society decides the language, linguists try to keep up.

>beat wife and children to a pulp
>achieve peace and quiet

sounds pretty comfy to me

>New Zealander joins the server
>Everybody thinks he's an Aussie
>he goes nuclear

I don't pay that much because I purposely avoid living in the expensive areas here. Can't wait to get my degree though so I can fucking leave this shit state for good.

Even if you live in cheaper areas, its still more expensive that living in someplace, like lets say, outside the city limits of Houston.

I live in a 1600 square foot condo I bought for 55k. I've been told by customers living in the outer edges of San Fran that same size runs about 170k

>Floridian joins the server
>pill bottles rattle in the background

I don't know fellow Lubbockite. I guess it's because of Tech. How I wish some of those recent bomb threats were earnest.

haha Get a dog little longee!

Dallasfag here. I love my state.

Houstonian here.

Recently had work cancelled thanks to ice storm this week. Two days of free pay. Feels good

fake

a real texan would've said how bout them cowboys

>Australian joins
>HEY FUCKING CUNTS WHAT'S GOING ON?
>Ping is so high the entire MMO starts lagging

southerners are usually Christians raised with strong family values, very nice people

>this is what non-whites actually believe

>WE DEM BOYZ
>WE'S GOING TO DA SUPERBOWL

There is nothing wrong with "y'all" only plebs don't use it

Nigga you don't know how good you got it, Lubbock is pretty great.
You want pass-through towns? Why don't you go south for about thirty minutes to Post? Or Slaton, that's even closer. Or north for about an hour until you reach Plainview? And isn't Brady on the way to Plainview?
You don't know what pass-through towns are.

America's team faggot

I'm kinda weird for a southerner, especially a texan. My mom was raised behind the pulpit, with a grandfather who was a baptist preacher, but became an atheist as a result, which in turn raised me, who became agnostic.

Jasper reportin’

>everyone says houston
>/r/ houston autismos sperg and say anything past the inner loop isn't houston

Fuck it I'm in Spring.

>America's team
>kneels during America's national anthem
yeah, no, fucking retard

>How bout them cowboys
First of all you fucking heathen the correct way to say it is "How bout dem Cowboys", second of all I'll tell you how dem fucking Cowboys are fucking doing. They have become the single biggest fucking disgrace in this God beloved state. Ever sense Jerry "I have no idea how to manage a fucking football team " Jones has takin the reins weve been in a steady decline. We will never get the 80's early 90's cowboys starting line up ever again. We will never be Americas fucking team again. Not until Jerry "Fuck you I have zero experience but I'm the GM now" Jones is fucking deleted from existence and we get an owner who knows when to fucking leave a team be and hire a fucking real GM instead of micromanaging everything himself.
FUCK JERRY JONES

Amen, brother. PREACH.

user, how economically homogenous do you think California is? I know this shit state is expensive but there are very real affordable places outside of highly populated regions like San Diego, LA and SF. Of course, it's not Texas level cheap but people from even people from Reno, Nevada can still easily afford small and midsized cities.

I mean, technically anything within 20 miles of Downtown is still considered Houston

>Alabamian joins the server
>the sounds of children in chains getting molested flows over the mic

>homo
lol

Mate, most people don't know much about states outside of their own, with exceptions. For the same reason why most people in this thread think Texan's are inbred bible thumping cowboy hicks

...fuck, Alabama beats mississippi again

Dead ass? I bet you're a herb.

>American joins the server
>gets shot

>Texan joins the server
>"Dude lets get whataburger"

lyria is the cutest
>brazilian joins the server
>everyone starts complaining about the smell