Videogames are a waste of time. They dont teach you anythi-

>videogames are a waste of time. They dont teach you anythi-

youtu.be/gQqLq0NDBSo

Only in America

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>Be american
>play video game to escape the horrible reality of a third world shithole like America
>get shot (virtually)

who are you gonna main?
teacher?
student?
the weird weeb defending them all with a glorious katana?

>funded by tax payers
Top kek

>xX_360_quickscopezz_420_blazeitfgt_Xx has invaded

Main a feminist. Lecture the shooter about his actions and veganism

>Luigi
Nintendo switch release confirmed

Will this game have achievements?

Yup, leaked achievements list right here

Wait does one guy play as the teacher and the other as the shooter??? That would be fucking amazing for co op

like the teacher has to keep an x amount of students alive for a certain amount of time and the shooter has to kill that certain amount before the police arrive?

Not only that, but you can play as a dispatcher, firefighter, or the shooter. I can’t fucking wait for this to get leaked

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user... Big files should be saved .png

I know it may seem insensitive to say but this is genuinly a fun idea for a game

Hardmode - escape the police

It's not a video game unless it has both victory and loss conditions. I guarantee there is no way to "win" this "game."

Its a new idea. Thats why it's going to be good.

With mods, anything is possible

I already have nostalgia for EDGE threads from just a couple of weeks ago. Some anons were supposed to leak it but they didn't deliver.

>40 players per match
>around 8 unique roles, each one with their own objective
>some have inventory, others (like the dispatcher) play from a GUI while issuing directions to other players
>fully interactive environment
>gameplay involves fire, players can set the fire alarm
>a functional elevator with 26 floors and simulated wait time
>body located damage (leg, foot, arm, hand, shoulder, lower torso, hip, head, neck, upper torso)
>you can get incapacitated instead of simply killed, and other players can save you
>shooting someone's leg makes them look injured and walk slower
>fire intoxication mechanic
>some players can help others evacuate
>NPCS to simulate students, which will interact to players that reveal weapons regardless of these being the school shooter or the law enforcement
>able to carry incapacitated people
>AK-47, 9mm and Pipe Bomb for suspect
>M16, Shotgun and 9mm for law enforcement
>vehicles ranging from ambulances to police cars to fire trucks
>the doctors have a bunch of mechanics and mingames that simulate triage and medical assistance they need to go through to save other players, including diagnosing the problem
>firefighters also have their own mechanics and minigames regarding firefighting, all meant to simulate a real life scenario
>fully functional water hose
>a "KNOX BOX" which the school shooter or the law enforcement can use to control the building's automatic systems and doors for strategic value
>law enforcement has a dispatcher to assign other players instructions
>there is a civilian role for you to fuck around and just watch the spectacle
>you can barricade doors and make defenses against the shooter
>just to remind you all 40 PLAYERS PER MATCH ALONG WITH MANY NPCS TO MAKE THE SCHOOL LOOK LIVELY
Are you ready for the 2018 GOTY?

documentation
>frs1.cesiedgetraining.com/app/#/userDocs?page=/app/UserDocumentation/EDGE%20User%20Manual%20FRS/index.html

screenshots
>dhs.gov/science-and-technology/edge-virtual-training-photos

access request form
>cesiedgetraining.com/index.php?format=html&option=com_breezingforms&ff_form=1&ff_page=1&installer=local

23 page long pdf on the thing
>dhs.gov/sites/default/files/publications/Virtual Training Operational Field Assessment.pdf

>a functional elevator with 26 floors and simulated wait time
What fucking school have you been to that has 26 floors...?

Ackshually, you're right that it should have been a png, but for the wrong reason
png is lossless compression that performs well with images that consist of wide stretches of the same color, like that epic r/Sup Forums montage
jpg is lossy compression that's good for things like real life photos, it makes things with sharp edges look like absolute shit

the current version's (1.2) map is a hotel, the school will be added in 2.0

...

>Tactically deploying American flags to slow down patriotic shooters/victims forced to salute the flag.

Clever.

Officer Anders On Patrol
>Impersonate a police officer.

>fully interactive environment
>a functional elevator with 26 floors and simulated wait time
Does that mean you can cut the elevator wires when people are inside it?

FUCK YOU FAGGOTS AND FUCK THIS DLC
SO UNBALLANCED

This actually looks really good

why don't they just make the whole school out of this stuff

Can you have more than one shooter? Columbine mode.

I'm amazed the shooter isn't AI, it seems a bit unwise to provide the shooter role for what is supposed to be a trainer simulation.

At least JFK reloaded had a non-violent point to defend itself from controversy: Attempting to recreate the magic bullet or disprove it.

Regardless, stoked for this.

in UK they double as prayer rugs

Why don't they make a full body suit out of this?

So what was the deal with this and the earlier threads naming it SWAT 5? Did anyone get their hands on a copy yet?

I'm imagining some kind of SS13 mod setup with lots of specific roles:

Gym teacher
>Can traumatise or CC shooter with horseplay

Janitor
>Stealth mechanic, can repair broken objects or combine them for defensive/offensive purpose

Librarian
>Fashioning book armour
>Demand students pay their late fees for access to the safe zone

PA
>Buff the shooter or students like a bard.

Penis inspection nurse
>Obvious

Pedophile
>Sort of a saboteur/subobjective class that has its own goals independant of the main game.

That's called an EOD suit and it's expensive as shit

but they do, for bomb disposal guys

>School shooters can't see orange

Learn something new every day.

we're friends now

>firefighter
>get to bust into the school and try to kill the shooter with your axe using extinguishers and tactically started barrier fires to bottleneck the shooter
>dispatcher plays like an RTS commanding units around
>SWAT goes in and makes everyone stop resisting with their ballistic shields and mace, friend or foe
this game is practically begging to be made a reality

>Librarian
>Fashioning book armour
>Demand students pay their late fees for access to the safe zone
Kek

lmao esport when

>spetznaz
>just fucking launch rockets at the school and gun down people trying to escape

>there will be kids so mad about losing as a shooter that they'll shoot their schools themselves
best timeline

>Librarian reads Woody's Got Wood over the school PA system

Imagine the announcers.

>it looks like swat have really stepped up their game today.
>look! The sniper is shooting the hostages to deny the suspect team the time-held bonus! A bold strategy!
>the suspects really need to manage their hostage hiding locations. Now its a race to see how many pipe bombs they can set off.

>americlaps have this because school shooting are THAT common

Wonder what kind of loot you get from killing people.
Elder scrolls taught me that you can find cheese and swords inside rats and pretty much everything.

>French COS
>School next door is barricaded, no survivors. COS surrender school shooter only to discover its a water cooler

I refuse to believe that is a thing. It just can't.

I have the 90s loot table installed
>1 mix tape
>3 pogs
>game boy
>Ripped flannel (for crafting)

Never have I seen such a powerful incentive to not be a fat fuck.

>game literally called EDGE
>simulates school shootings in multiplayer
is this satire? is this for real?
This is hillarious

Its just a company making money off a moral panic
The statistics for school shootings are skewed to include shit like gang violence that happens 2 miles from a school.

>Not training your kids to use them like the romans

Imagine the special kids coming at you like this, paper maché spears hardened with paste, dropping lego caltrops and oilslick saliva globs in their wake.

...

>Be american
>play video game to escape the horrible reality of a third world shithole like America
>police break into your house because they believed a dumb phone prank
>get shot (literally)

>Romans are invincible
Hoo boy I've got some bad news for you

youtu.be/Lmf7FsWWaWs

>Spartans = Romans
>20 minutes video by some fucboi
>"Hoo"

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Man, Eurotards are really bringing the fresh jokes today. I thought Sharia law outlawed that sort of thing.

Its real

eurogamer.net/articles/2018-01-05-new-mass-shooting-simulator-aims-to-help-teachers-respond-more-effectively-in-a-crisis

SEETHING

Ah, the tornado technique is still are useful as ever.

>be American
>do stupid shit
>be made fun of
>"b-but yurops..."
OBESED

that was 56% funny, Paco

kek

>No one survives achievement
Achieved by not shooting the schooll and waiting for school closing time. Close the front gates to block everyone's exit.
Then shooting when everyone is outside.

>Gym kids grab the parachute and the special kids interweave their bulletproof mats
> youtube.com/watch?v=088c8_2j6IY

OBESE

It's not against school shooters you fucking numbskull, it's for earthquakes.

that's fucking hilarious

Top kek

>be american
>get shot
>get taken to hospital
>be a gorrillion dollars in debt for medical bills
>kill self because can't pay off debt

>that perfect tard music
there's even a tard yell in the beginning

sounds like something that would run like shit on anything but a military supercomputer

>kill a 6+ feet guy

>'the bigger they are...'