Better dead than Al Bhed

Better dead than Al Bhed

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I'm not reeeeeaaaaal

If you use machina you don't get my cock in ya', brudda.

>WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>CAN'T WAKE UP

So...uh, where's the sexy Rikku posting? This Al Bhed thread is a complete sausage-fest

With jews you lose.

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kek

stop fucking our waifu

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Why is that fucking waterball game so hard? It literally casual-filtered me to the point where I basically dropped it.

Blitzball is fun once everyone levels up and you have more HP to fool around with. Minigame wise.

For that first match you basically have to savescum and get lucky.

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Embrace it
Once you've seen the light of Blitzball you'll know the true meaning of fun.
Also, you unlock Wakka's Attack Reels (Best overdrive in the game, damage wise) with it

You're a worthless faggot.

Post yfw not al bhed

>"Al-bhed or niggers as I like to call them-"
Woah

is there still no proper mod to get the original ps2 faces on the hd version?

>mfw someone is al bhed near me

I would purchase Blitzball as a stand alone game, it was the fucking tits

>mfw the Al Bhed are dead

How did Raimi get away with this?

Reminder that this guy not only fucked Lulu but had a son with her.

You're a retard. When your levels are low is when blitzball is fun. Then it quickly becomes impossible to lose.

>255 strength
>Fight dark bahamut
>Deal 4digit damage

Just get brother, wedge, ropp and miyu and then level up a bit. You can get 10-0 wins while watching youtube. At some point brother is so strong that he can play the entire game alone by just swimming in circles. He is fast enough to lose the enemy team and get a free goal.

>Boom! Haha, like happy fireworks yeah?
B A S E D
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Yes Wakka is shit but consider Lulu's options that were not Wakka. Feel free to list a better one. Tidus was the only one who would have what it takes to match Chappu.
I vote for her fucking khimari's big ronso mating tube because he is not human so it doesn't feel like she is cheating on her dead husband and none of the losers on besaid or anywhere else were worthy of putting a baby in her.

Also Wakka, he's one of the few players that knows Nap Shot

>not having sex with Onion Knight

>HORNLESS! HORNLESS!
>KIMAHRI SO SMALL CAN'T SEE YENKE AND BIRAN'S FACES!

Those two just had extreme penis envy because they have seen his and that is why they tried to cope via bullying his horn

I started playing the HD version after only playing the NA version on PS2. Fuck those dark aeons. I'm glad Yojimbo can instakill them

I'm fighting them legit this time. Only Bahamut ant Anima (8 million hp lmao) left.
>Both can cause stone+instabreak (party member gone from the battle as well as his party member slot)
Guess I have to make another set of armors that have stoneproof on them just for this aids

She could have fucked Tidus if we had had the option to do so.
Damn you Squeenix

and*
Not even phoneposting, just a brain fart

Just pay Yojimbo 9999999999999999999 gold you dumb retard

He wants to fight them without the cheese.

>that far into fighting the dark aeons
>not having ribbons for your mains

Step it up.

You don't even need to pay him that much if you do it right.
And I did kill all dark aeons that way when I last played the game as a kid. It's just that using Yojimbo for these bosses is literally a pointless thing to do. These are superbosses that give you a reason to grind your characters, that is their purpose. Using Yojimno doesn't only defeat them but also their purpose, you might as well not even do it at all.

It's literally numbers and menus and grinding, you aren't skilled at anything for killing dark aeons.

There is pretty much no situation where ribbon is actually needed or justifies its cost.

the dark aeons and the superbosses at the end of ffx have ensured that I will never play this game again. At the very least, will never 100% again. Must've sunk nearly 50 hours into statmaxing alone, and then making the right armor/weps from there

The problem with the Dark Aeons is that no skill is actually involved other than shitloads of grinding (yes, even with the Don Tonberry trick).

At least the superbosses in earlier games actually relied on mastering mechanics and not really much in terms of grinding.

And I'm saying this as somebody who had the PAL version back in the day, which always had Dark Aeons.

No shit but I don't think that's his points. There's no story attached to the dark aeons, monster arena or Penance. If you're just Zanmatoing everything why even bother.

I didn't say otherwise, I said they are the ultimate grind goal. If you don't want to grind then why even do these bosses? That way you still haven't 100%ed the game because your characters aren't fully levelled. You skipped one 100% goal to get another and end up with something half finished.

>zanmato

If the aeons can resurrect people why didn't they do it for any of the dozens of other worthy heroes who died saving their hapless asses?

If you want to grind end-game in FFX it's actually much smarter, quicker, and easier to just grind gil and Yojimbo affiliation so he can murder Dark Aeons for you one after the other. I don't see how this is cheesing bosses, you are still grinding. It's just a much 'cleverer' way of using the game mechanics.

I found it boring to be honest, but I only played it like 20 times. It was just
>keep the ball on your side
>lure the enemies
>pass the ball to Tidus
>sprint to enemy goalie
>use Sphere Shot or Jecht Shot

The sphere grid is part of a completionist playthrough desu. Also, getting a few million gil takes not even half an hour.

Tidus isn't alive and Dream Zanarkand still exists up until you defeat Yu Yevon. The Sin attack at the beginning of the game didn't actually destroy Dream Zanarkand, it just moved Tidus from there to the real Spira.

Because it's not really end game grinding if you use Yojimbo. I beat all of the available dark aeons as soon as I got the airship when I had Yojimbo. Didn't cost me more than 300,000 gil total to kill all of them

Imagine some sort of Rocket League style game, but instead of fucking rocket cars it's just blitzball.

I'd play the shit out of that.

Just remember that if the developers didn't want you to use Yojimbo he would have made Dark Aeons immune to his instakill :^)

That doesn't really work when fighting dark yojimb o though, since you have to fight it multiple times and hope that your yojimbo will use zanmato every single time.

That sounds like something a poorfag would say.

There are just simply no exceptions, I guess mostly it was the intended way out when players abused the ability to avoid encounters too much and it was semi impossible for their party to progress in the story. That was me on my first playthrough when I got to Yunalesca.

The chance of another Zanmato right away is low even if you shill out millions

If you can't get zanmato out every time, you don't know what you're doing

kek

Yojimbo is the prototype of a lootbox.
>No time to actually play the game? Pay me all your yevondollars for CHANCE to win and progress

I never got this, why does sin attacks the dream zanarkand in the first place?

Is it just how the dream goes? Like people live happy minding their business, eventually every now and then sin attacks and destroy everything so the dream can begin anew?

How would Jecht, now sin in control of yu yevon, be able to travel to the dream of the fayths in mt gagazet?

Is it just jecht that somehow retains enough free will despite the possession of yu yevon to manage to snatch his son out of the dream?

How does Tidus manages to enter the Farplane in guadosalam just fine whilst Auron avoids? He's an unsent just like Auron no?

Literally all you need is to learn the Jecht Shot when youreon the boat traveling to the capital or whatever. If you learn the move, you curbstomp every team until way late in game where the goalie randomly blocks theimblockable shot. If youre going for all the legendary weapons, its a requirement.

Ject is a dream guy so Sin becomes a dream guy and is able to enter the dream to put Auron in and take Titus out. Tidus is not unsent, he is a fake person. Auron is a real Spira being who died.

Tidus isn't Unsent, so much as he is a Dream of the Fayth and technically shouldn't exist at all.

As to the rest of that, I don't know.

>The chance of another Zanmato right away is low even if you shill out millions
It's pretty high if he has maxed out affiliation. Remember FFX International revamped his formula making him MUCH more likely to use it.

It's pretty weird WHY they did this. Maybe the Dark Aeon killing machine strategy is legit? :^)

>Muscular chad
>plays sports
>has the leadership role on lock
>friendly with newcomers
>willing to show new people the lay of the land
>Works hard, hits harder
Alpha as fuck

Tidus isn't dead. He's an Aeon.
I also wonder how can Auron travel to the Dreamed Zanarkand.

So let me get this straight, nerds are bitching about people cheesing the Aeons with Yojimbo while being proud of grinding/literally wasting hours of their lives on just to achieve, essentially, the same meaningless thing? Man, nerds are dumb.

>Blitzball League
Why isn't this real yet!?
I'd like FIVE COPIES OF IT

Wakka 'Better dead than Al Bhed' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "A dead Cid is my Pepcid" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "If its Machina I ain't happy, ya?" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Spirals for pupils = no scruples" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'Born in the sand, nuke their land' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "If the agency's 'Rin' I ain't goin' in" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'If it ain't got a belt, it ain't getting felt' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'Really dislikes the Al Bhed Psyches' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "No clan Maester? Yer a time-waster" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Al Bhed lives within? Leave it to Sin" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Flame without Ifrit makes you a misfit" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'If it's against Yevon, it's going to heaven' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Machine Junkies are all Sand Monkeys" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "You think bullets hurt SIN? Think again!" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Talk to a Guado you'll learn a new motto" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Al Bhed in the scope is one way to cope" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'If I see swirly eyes, the motherfucker dies' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "If I can't see your eyes, you're in disguise!" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "I judge what's fair by how much blonde hair" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "'Mechanic' is just another word for 'heathen'" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Think archeology's fun? Can I see your gun?" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "The Al Bhed Conspiracy's unworthy of mercy" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "When Al Bhed's your race, yer takin' up space" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Tinker with Machina and he's had enough of ya" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Techno ideations means you're leaving creation" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "If you don't have a Fayth, you won't have a race" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Since Yuna's a half-breed, she's no longer a need" Captain of the Aurochs

Full credit to whoever wrote these.

Because he had a deal with the Bahamut Fayth

Wakka "Find the sand comfy? You're soul must be empty." Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Light hair and tanned skin means you deserve Sin" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "If you've played an Atari, you're worse than Kimahri" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "I'd rather have Alzheimer's than read on Al Bhed Primer" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Yellow curls and green swirls means my plans will unfurl" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "It's fine to bed but never wed if there's a shred of Al Bhed" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Rather drown in the ocean than drink one Al Bhed potion'" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "When there's goggles on your noggin', I'm sending you joggin'" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Light at night and it's not a fire leaves me with a burnin' desire" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Bonehead; a purebred Al Bhed not-dead gets me red in the head, so spread and embed in this thread I'm a warhead for bloodshed, 'nuff said" Captain of the Aurochs

Gonna get the remasters sometime soon

i know im in for hell with the ffx superbosses/arena, but how is that extra tower chapter in ffx-2? is it comparatively easy? is there any other secret bosses/hidden content that wasnt in the original NA release?

Sin must have taken him there, how else would it work? He was already dead so he didn't really have much to fear.
Then he waited in Zanarkand for Sin to attack it so he can use that situation to get Tidus out.

>but how is that extra tower chapter in ffx-2?
Actually hard as there are limited items

Reminder that Dream Zanarkand actually existed near the Temple of Baaj but was covered by clouds and protected by Sin

It makes no sense to do this, user. You have not 100%ed the game that way, because you characters stats are shit and not maxed. And if you actually care about the 100% trophy you need to 100% the sphere grid anyway. With everyone. So just do it instead of gablimg for a quick way that basically leads nowhere.

But why go for the soyboy Tidus when she saw the muscular and handsome Wakka Captain of the Aurochs?

This is dumb. Tidus was sucked into one of Sin's nipples into another dimension, why was that necessary when DZ is basically just a place in spira?

Because the only way out is via Sin

Isn't there something in the Bible about not fucking your siblings' wives after they're dead?

>dream zanarkand is near baaj temple
>sin never attacks dream zanarkand (until jecht did)
>jyscal and seymour exiled to baaj temple
>seymour brought anima fayth to baaj temple
>baaj temple floors and walls have numerous inscriptions of words in Spiran script, such as "Semour"[sic], "Jyscal Guado", "Fire", "Flower" and "Guadosalam".
>Belgemine died sometime ago during her pilgrimage and returned as an unsent in Spira to help other summoners grow stronger in their quests to defeat Sin
>Two hundred years ago, Belgemine sent fiends and humans on an ark to escape Sin and make a new life for themselves. It is unknown if she was already an unsent at this time.
>It is unknown how Belgemine obtained Anima since her fayth was created only two decades prior to Final Fantasy X, and the only person known to have her is Seymour Guado.
>As the symbols around the elevator leading to the final area of Zanarkand Dome show the glyphs of Besaid, Kilika, Djose, Macalania, Bevelle and Baaj Temples of Yevon, it can be assumed that Baaj Temple used to be a pilgrimage destinn fatioor summoners before being lost.
>chuami claims to be aurons daughter, crusader-like spira council member, takes after her mother
>auron refused to marry the daughter of a high-ranking priest. (high summoner crusader Lady Yocun?)

Juicy points I used to make a quick outline of one FFX-3 plot
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Chappu didn't put a ring on it, so it's okay. Praise Yevon

Care to expand on this?

>Katyuska is selling nudes on Patreon now
What a fucking time we live in, god damn.

>>sin never attacks dream zanarkand (until jecht did)
What Jecht does isn't just a blind attack.
He's following the plan of the Bahamut Fayth
Something is fishy in the Fayths, really fishy.

It's retarded and doesn't fit either of their characters. But luckily this fits the further continuation of the X series where nobody is like themselves anymore and it all goes to absolute shit

>Wakka's Celestial wepaon
Wtf. A ball full of blades. He is basically cutting himself every time he holds it to his side.

The blades are enchanted to not cut the owner of the ball

That eye looks photoshopped

>approach goal with Tidus
>score because Jecht Shot is bullshit
>fuck around for the rest of the match and win
Blitzball is easy as shit, never even switched my team up from the besaid shitters because Tidus is the only guy who matters, which is good because it's a terrible mini game and getting the thing you need for Wakka's weapon is way too much of a time sink. If you actually had to pay attention to that shit it'd be fucking torture.

That only truly works in early and mid-blitzball game.
Late game blitzball is fucking bullshit.

Maybe, though she always does up her eyes like that so I dunno. Her tits definitely look like they've had some work done, though she is young and in good shape so it's hard to say for sure.

For late game blitzball just add the extra step of having someone hit the goalie with a nap/wither shot

>nap/wither shot
Until the goalie has resistance to that.
Then you're quite fucked

It's usually one or the other. The better strategy is to hire other team's goalies so that they put players with shit Catch stats in the position. I did that with Al Bhed and by level 99, their goalie had 15 Catch

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They would have done it the night after pic related but Tidus vanished before that.