Female characters in videogames

>Be me
>Playing an mmo
>Game has way too many zooms into butts in dialogue and cutscenes, no matter your gender
>Decide I'm not going to stare at male ass for another character (game has multiple class stories, have to play them all because I'm an addict.)
>Make female character
>40 mins into the story, absorbed again, not paying attention to what I'm doing irl
>Father walks into room
>Looks at my character
>Walks out
>Don't think of it much until 4 hours later
>Apparently my he told my mother and they think I'm a closet transgender that is denying it because I'm too embarrassed or something
>My mom cried because of it
What do? How do I convince them that I'm not a transgender?

Cool story and all. That is, if it actually happened. Which it didn't

That doesn't help at all.

Who fucking cares ? What was the game OP ?

>>Game has way too many zooms into butts in dialogue and cutscenes, no matter your gender
You're talking about SWTOR aren't you?

SWTOR. No idea why it has so many butt closeups. None of them are enjoyable, since it's old character models anyway.

Getting a gf is the only way. How old are you

You fucking beast.
19. Can't really get out of my room without panicking and running back in.

Why are you focused on your characters ass, male or female?

>Parents think you're transgender because you play a female character in a video game
How the fuck did they jump to that conclusion?

How do parents jump to conclusions in all subjects? I don't fucking know, go ask them. I'm certainly not going to.

Because he's lying to pass time on a Tibetan fingerpainting image board.

>19. Can't really get out of my room without panicking and running back in.
I'm the same way. Maybe strategically letting them catch you watching vanilla hetero porn is the answer

>Young timid feminine soyboy with anime wall scrolls

Leave my anime wall scrolls out of this.

You have a few choices.
1) Have your transphobic parents arrested for thoughtcrime (available in Europe only).
2) Tell your parents they're retarded for thinking the character in any video game you play is your gender identity.
3) Bring home a girl.

Epic.
Even if this were real, only a literal terngaer would give a fuck about what others think. Maybe your parents shouldn’t take vidya so god damn seriously.

He must look really cute and feminine already

>terngaer
How?
teenager*

>only a literal terngaer would care that his parents now think he's trans, and that his mother cried over it
Autism

>terngaer

That could never happen.

>unly a liderahl terngaer wud

That doesn't seem to prove any point. Maybe lesbo so at least they know I'm not gay. Doesn't show them that I'm not trans.
1) This feature isn't available in your country yet! :D
2) I'll try the direct and insulting approach.
3)Again, only proves I'm not gay.

>I'll try the direct and insulting approach.

I don't know, man. Be careful with that one. I mean, obviously, judging by your story, they're crazy as fuck. They might just think you're lashing out because they found out the truth, and they'll send you to Bible camp or something.

What other choice do I have?

>sernly a terngaer wood pway onwine james

epic

Tell them you're practicing for a speedrunning marathon and that's the only way they'll accept your submission.

Absurd rules in the vidya industry is something that exists in multiple places, could actually work.

Terngaer OP out to make a battle plan and backed up evidence to prove that he is, in fact, not transgender. Wish me luck.

they were sad because you were playing a piece of shit

Then get out of your fucking room. Do you think you're going to get better if you don't?

Your parents sound like absolute morons.

OP is playing SWTOR, so hes not much different

You are not smart. Your parents are not smart. But for the sake of you and your whole not smart family, I shall guide you from this abyss.

Step one: Get ready buddy, cause this step is going to be the hardest... you need to get caught masterbating. Bear with me Stephen, I know this sounds terrible, but this is really your only option at this point. Now here's what you're gonna do.

You're gonna go to a real nice corner of the internet, if you know what I mean, and you're gonna find some 4K gorgeous cuteipie just getting unbelievable god-forsakingly absolutely ravishingly fucked hard like you've never seen before. I'm talking the motherload son, the best porn you've ever seen, 10/10 would fap again quality, do you feel me, comrade? But how do we setup the "accidental" walkin? Simple.

Step two: Come home from a long day at school/work, and go into the basement (where you live and sleep). But before this, tell your mother you'll be taking a nap. Ask her to wake you up at exactly 6:00, cause there's a show you want to watch.

Boom. Fap-time acquired.

Now all you gotta do is boot that baby up on your tv, full screen, no headphones, go to town ringing your fellowship, and wait for Mommy to walk in with your milk and cookies.

Step three: kill yourself, then your family, you idiot stop asking for life advice from Sup Forums. I was kidding, don't kill yourself. Spend more time with your family. Play boardgames and watch movies and do other things normal children do with their parents. Explain to Dad that you like big asses. Ask your Mom about advice for asking girls out. You imbecile.

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