Tfw no girl wants to dance so you stand alone in the corner

>tfw no girl wants to dance so you stand alone in the corner

T-thanks Stardew, i didn't ask for these memories

First time i played the game , i didnt dance with anyone ;( , second time i danced with shane and they put me in the girls row , im no chick fucking stardew valley, i just like cock

>games cucks play

I didnt properly know how hearts worked so I was alone on the first dance too. By the end of summer I had Penny hanging off my dick like a champ.

>the video game put me in the girls row
Is there anything you faggots won't complain about

I didn't want to go anyway but I needed more seeds and they forced it on me after I entered the town

First time I didn't dance with anyone.
Second time my wife danced with some of the other guys while I was standing in the corner because of some bug. I only played the game directly after release.

What happens if you divorce a girl after having a kid with them? Do they take the kid with them?

that's hilarious

kid stays with you

I'm going to marry and have kids with Penny then divorce her for Shane

Oh shit this happened too, Alex wouldnt dance with me in the second year even though he was all over my dick

Apparently this game is so poorly coded that JP translation companies decline to translate it

>getting cucked is a bug
Some dude stands in the corner while his wife is getting gangbanged by the whole
neighborhood and thinks "Man, I can't wait for the patch to hit."

Whos hyped?

>work together
>finish even faster
>even less to do

I don't really see the benefits of having multiplayer in this game.

>I don't really see the benefits of having multiplayer in this game.

They are adding a bunch of content with the MP so even if you are not interested in MP at least you get something from it

just took in my first big farming goods, spent all my 6k on a peach sapling, did i fuck up?

>going for girls
Your own fault.

>everything is the same except there are more people doing things

Might be fun for the single year it will take you to clear all content

lol idiots i used to dance with them all the time

>friend NTRs you

>game doesn't have an event where the girls come to you and you can choose to reject them.
What's the point of maxing someone out if you can't turn them down?

>not getting married to your friend

Just married Jas, thanks for the mod user from the previous thread.

Which mod was that user

There was literally a bug in the game that would occasionally cause your child to be a different race from you or your wife. It was hilarious.

can anyone help me?
i went into that mine up north and the guy tried to give me a sword but my inventory was full so i didnt get it. what do i do?

>they put me in the girls row
It's where you belong

You can use the mod that spawn items if you really want it

>NPC NTRs you and steal your friend
What a time to be alive.

is there no other way to get it? and do i need it?

>caring about roasties
>not broing it up with the old grandpa while telling everybody else to fuck off
Found the beta faggot

>is there no other way to get it?
not sure about that, did you try to talk to him again?

>and do i need it?
And no you get better items in the caves and you can buy better sword and such from the same guy that has a house next to the cave

This. What's the point of co-oping a game with so little depth or things to do.

You will only find yourself going to be with your buddies before noon because there is absolutely nothing to do left after you water your crops and talk to people.

Unless, of course, you somehow really enjoy the fishing mini-game and the cave mini-game and want to do it for hours non stop. Which is much better in literal Minecraft that already supports co-op.

No, really, why? It's like online co-oping spider solitaire.

>You will only find yourself going to BED with your buddies before noon

Fixed.

anime really does make everything better

because casuals have a hard-on for multiplayer, doesn't matter if it makes sense for the game to have it or not
the most use i can see out of this game's multiplayer is playing with your kid/sibling who's too young to be good at videogames or gf who hasn't played anything other than mobile games

It does, shame thats its not finished though

>romance them all
>break their hearts on the final heart events

And you got that information from?

Anime portrait mods are the reason I eventually picked it up. I can't enjoy the game when the faces look like garbage.

I'm looking forward to the mods people make to fix Wargroove.

It's too bad there won't be a way to mod the Switch version.

Multiplayer for this game is hilarious because my friends make it their duty to fuck the other up in terms of organization or farm placement. All attempts to organize the chests are shot down with someone not doing it right, causing an upset every morning.

Yes, if you do everything optimally, the content can be cut through pretty easily, but it's great if your take it in stride. Just like the base game.

Stop shilling this nintendo trash.

this makes me so fucking angry. i can't believe you people find generic anime portraits you've seen in every game as an improvement.

>gf who hasn't played anything other than mobile games

This is why it's getting multiplayer. Girls love this game.

>stop discussing this game i enjoy

Why do I even come here anymore

Kek

>mfw I didn't attend and stayed at the farm all day

Just stop talking about Nintendo trash, it is for children, you have to be 18 or more to visit this site.
Nintendo games are not videogames, they are toys. Let's talk about videogames instead.

>mod turns male bachelors into women
>Instantly better then all the girls already in the game
What did he mean by this?

No one cares.

>the dialogue for having a child is hardcoded
>if you play with this mod...
>...if you play a male you'll be adopting
>...if you play female you're getting dicked

dickgirls

new waifus?

>new waifus?

what we know

>New town event
>new NPC events
>outdoor decorations
>new furniture
>able to switch talents
>some new winter stuff collection
>submarine for underwater fishing

Rest is kept secret

>tfw still can't fuck the married women
IT'S NOT FAIR