What will the cast look like?

What will the cast look like?

4 soy boys

Hella diverse!

black female with afro that speaks in ebonics

4 humans, with one girl and 3 boys, or 2 girls and 2 boys, or 3 girls and one boy. Or 4 boys, or 4 girls. Something like that.

>Nigger
>Soy boy
>White girl who is love interest of the nigger
>Transwoman

do you what what would the cast look like? because this game isn't ever being made

Like nothing, because Turtle Rock fucked itself in the ass with Evolve and Valve doesn't make games anymore.

It always goes one old guy, one girl, one business type, and a wild card.

is there an official cast power rankings??

3 blacks and one white girl

>4 different posters
whats going on guys?

4 Muslims in Sweden

All the zombies are white

MIDNIGHT RIDERS

4 cops in Detroit

The twist is where was no outbreak

>mfw I realize that all the zombies are indeed white
home come brothas dont get any representation in undead community. Shame on you valvo

>Autistic anime-loving nerd
>Incredibly macabre and pragmatic African merc
>Wacked out conspiracy theorist who predicted the zombie apocalypse would happen, albeit from very different means (He thinks a new type of wi-fi signal did it)
>Soccer mom who sees the other three as her proxy-kids and is the closest thing to the only sane one in the group

blame Resident Evil 5

whoever the cast may be, hopefully you can mod them out to be anime grills instead so it doesn't matter

I wouldn't mind this...

...

Valve doesn't make games

what will the REAL cast look like?

Four trans chicks, but one is actually a chick. Plot revolves around group amnesia, and them trying to find out which one of them is the cis-scum before they make it to the Vagtown, a rumored paradise where the power of women staves off the hordes of evil white zombies.

Level 1 - Women's March 2020
Level 2 - Bernie Sander's Rally in Chicago
Level 3 - Woman Only Movie Festival
Level 4 - Floating City, Vagopilis
Level 5 - Vagtown

When they get to the town, which is of course in Canada, there's no big twist. The power of womanhood literally saves the world.

The credits roll over a short three second repeating gif of Gabe Newell getting rammed up the ass by Anita Sarkessian with a strap-on. In the background, a flag bearing the number three slowly burns to ashes, somehow ignoring the looping of the gif.

The last line of the credits: Dedicated to the brave trans men and trans women who, unfortunately, killed themselves.

Something like this
pic related

this

I second this

Dubs decide the first member

White old man, white girl, black sarcastic man and brown funny guy.

2014 Sup Forums called, they want their pasta back

4 trannies, 2 girls that think they are men and 2 men who think they are girls
also all of them different skin colours for maximum diversity

except white.

110% Diversity

I am able to optically witness the forthcomings you have transpired

Definitely this

It's not happening, but I'd like to see one outside of Murica, specifically in a very high population density third world shithole.

>valve
>making video games
pick fucking none

4 cute biological females would be gnarly.

but user, artifact is DEFINITELY coming out early 2018

no they arent

shut the fuck up

exactly the same as the first two but people would still complain about the "forced" diversity

YOU shut the fuck up

Sounds about right.

Would a third L4D have paid gun skins, hats, outfits and all that shit?

>artifact
>game

no Hispanic in both game though we're bound to have one at some point

Yep, it's really hard to imagine a game nowadays that wouldn't feature some form of cosmetics. That said, it's not like L4D3 is actually happening or anything.

1. eastern asian woman
2. european white man
3. australian white girl
4. arabian male
-takes place somewhere in the UK

And i'm a black male saying this. Valve learned their lesson after Roach was the least popular character, and they're not stupid enough to launch without waifu bait.

The majority of gamers are white, so obviously you'll have the one(or two) self insert. And since we've had two games now without a middle eastern person, it makes sense to slot the 4 with an arab. The asian qt is just them taking advantage of the weeb base.w

-takes place somewhere in the UK
rather not UK fag, your country is the most undesirable in the world

>It took 49 posts for somebody to mention the Midnight Riders
I'm disappointed Sup Forums

You are so wrong about everything it actually hurts.

I'm actually from Texas, but I'm sure people are sick of southern zombies.

I personally think an african setting would be wonderful, but then the cast would be 2/3x darkies and I know how much you guys hate to play as negro.

another option could be philippines, or perhaps vietnam. somewhere with a scary as fuck jungle.
you're probably right. another round of black/white/white/mulatto that takes place somewhere in alabama.

>african setting
>run to the safe hut
yea id rather not nigger

Pot meet kettle, mutt.

they'll look like garbage until you open some crates and get some cosmetics for them.

But, it's okay when valve does it, right?

so a saturday night in Atlanta

2 new special infected, but realisticly, it won't matter because once again the infected team will require perfect co-ordination to succeed, while the survivors only need to stay roughly sort of together and know where the melee button is.

if the game is f2p, then yes, it's perfectly okay with me.

guys, you know this game will never get made, right?

go play re5 for your african setting, nigger

autists can't be survivors

Who is business type in L4D2?

Two lesbos, a fat woman of color who don't take shit from nobody, and a brown man of vague ancestry.

Nick. It's not legal business, but it's business.

Nothing because it will never come out

>sarcastic teenager
>black soldier who was shooting people because orders
>optimistic homeless
>bossy office milf

>Drill Sergeant
>Gang member
>Lawyer
>Homeless guy

It's more
>The leader
>The nice optimistic guy
>The dickish guy with a soft spot for the team
>the girl who can hold her own

>hero dude
>mentor dud
>friendly dud
>funny dud

people have noticed trends and are joking about it. How's that a surprise

Is Coach really the leader, though? Woulda thought that's Nick.

>When they get to the town, which is of course in Canada

a charger could solo kill in plenty of places and the jockey/smoker had a few to but for the most part you need a squad to win as infected

>mfw Zoey was supposed to be in a relationship with Louis in 1

Just like with The Boss, Sup Forums will bitch about this shit all day but then defend it when a game they like has it.

Yeah but coach was good.

Zoey - Rochelle
Francis - Nick
Louis - Ellis
Bill - Coach
These are the archetypes. Bill to Coach is the most unique change...kind of.

Name my band Sup Forums

That's false as fuck, she was going to be in a relationship with francis. Listen to dummied out game files, it's obvious

What? Zoey's backstory is she was a shut in loner attending college but failing because she spent all her time watching horror movies.
I've never heard anything about her and Louis being together and I played LFD1 TOO MUCH when it released.

extrapolating from previous installments we'll get only one white protag this time
xe will probably be sexual minority

It was supposed to be Francis

You should write for Black Mirror.

>optimistic homeless
Sounds excellent, would play.

56%ers

One of the new infected is homosexual

I mean, they aren't. They're dead. They're all fucking pale from being dead for so long you actually fucking twonk.

Absolutely. Remember how all that was shoehorned into Portal 2?

I was going to check out Black Mirror being a fan of the original Twilight Zone but then I heard the episode about a black guy killing all the white people with the ending showing this in a positive light and I immediately lost interest.

who /officerkenneth/ here?

jackie chan

I don't remember that particular episode. It is noticeable however, how many black people are in future Britain compared to other races. Look past that and the show has some amazing episodes.

I hate playing as Rochelle more. Coach is cool as fuck.

orthodox rabbi

It was one of the newer ones, I saw Sup Forums talking about it though maybe that's not the best source
Though surprisingly enough Sup Forums is more on-topic than Sup Forums and most other boards are despite what people say

It's set in the US, we've yet to have a white protag.

>Dead Rising 2
>Out of 70~ survivors only one is a black woman
>She's wearing a house dress
>She's fat
>She's sassy
>Her name is LeShawndra
>She beats her husband for leaving her behind

How did those canucks get away with this?

It’s literally his fucking name, Coach.

haha! xd
soy-boys :D
haha! soy

>valve ever making video games again

>valve ever making video games that aren't crossovers or cheap card games for a quick buck
Valve has become EA-tier