What's the best race?
But I wanted to discuss Orcs and why they're objectively the best race.
>Origin is that their god, Trinimac, was devoured by Malacath
>Malacath shat out Trinimac's remains
>The remains became Orsimer
>Orsimer were so stupid and ugly other races considered them goblin-kin for a while
Literal poo elves.
Argonians. They said they were going to tear the Dunmer new assholes for being uppity faggots and they did.
The khajiit are literally the smartest and most pretty of the faces cuz of the
Nords because they follow Lorkhan and are the only non-dumbfuck humans who realize Tamriel elves are not their friends.
So you are saying the best race is literal shit? Not really helping your argument.
Good point but they still live in shitty taverns
I always thought the point of the races was that they had their own redeeming qualities and flaws, balancing out each other, thus lacking a "best" race?
Khajiit from ESO are actually pretty darn cute. Pretty much the best version of the race in any Elder Scrolls game.
There is no redeeming factor for shitmer
>any mer
>the best
Yeah that version made alot more play them for sure.
OP here. I actually got something wrong. It wasn't Malacath who fought and devoured Trinimac. It was actually the Daedric Prince Boethiah who did that. And after being shat out Trinimac BECAME Malacath and all of Trinimac's followers became Orcs.
I don't think Khajiit are mer...not 100% on that though
kek
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Dunmer are the greatest race to ever exist. N'wahs can fuck right off.
and
Heh sucks to be them then.
>Altmer into Dunmer
This image is wrong and bad.
>ayleid descended from altmer
Shouldn't it be the other way around ?
there's supposed to be many many different kahiit races and catbeast races, and half-breeds, etc etc etc.
all depends on what moon(s) rotation they born in.
Redguards are cool desu. People only dislike them because they look like black people.
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Can someone make a Wojack edit of the Lore origins of Orcs?
>Wojack Trinimac fighting Gold Face Wojack Boethiah
>Boethiah vacuum sucks in crying Wojack Trinimac
>Trinimac begs Boethiah to let him out
>Boethiah says okay, then turn and dabs
>Boethiah shoots out a stream of poo which includes Trinimac crying onto all of his followers
>Last panel is crying Orc Wojack telling this to all of his fellow Orc Wojacks
Fascinating that out of all the fantasy fiction with orcs in, the ones in Elder Scrolls arguably get along with Men the most.
Sure there had been skirmishes and wars fought but generally orcs have been living in Men cities and have had a few serve in Imperial armies and been blacksmiths and traders and such in major human cities.
They're moon elves.
Those charts are clearly the result of dragonbreaks.
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Altmer aren't the ancestors of any of those races.
i read halfway through C0DA today
i need a cat
what the fuck is c0da even about
transcription error
>tfw cat laying right next to me
I thoguht Trinimac was eaten by Boethiah and shat out as Malacath
and Trinimacs followers became the orcs
www,c0da.es
give me the pipe
Yeah, I made a mistake. see where I corrected myself.
Where does it mention that Khajiit came from Elves?
From what I'm reading there like god made twins or something
But where in the actual games I mean? The in game books and what have you.
I think one is in skyrim I don't remember what it was called though.
I made a really bad edit of Wojack. What do you guys think?
go back to Sup Forums
he's on pic related
good enough
within elder scrolls you could argue they might be the best race, but the only reason they aren't the worst orcs in fiction is thanks to warcraft
what would that say about the elder scroll games?
For being a Dungeons & Dragons ripoff TES has surprisingly interesting races and shit.
Gee, thanks user. Hope you'll give Skyrim for the Nintendo Switch a try and take the world of The Elder Scrolls on the go!
I'm keeping this around, nice lore.
This meme was never funny.
Are the Sload the mortal race with the highest killcount in all of Tamriel?
>Alduin THE WORLD EATER
>burns one village and fucks off
>fat toad slugs that hang around corals in the ocean
>manages to kills half the population of Tamriel without even trying had while just chilling and having beach parties
Is making a killer disease just chilling?
Kinda. Since plagues tends to spread by them own not needing constant intervention after it's been unleashed.
>Just chilling and having beach parties
Beach parties where they experiment with necromancy and biological warfare.
Chimer were kicked out for trying to be Mary Sue faggots, learn your shit
But plagues take alot of work to make I would think
>This race doesn't exist because I don't like them
I never knew about this. Are they the literal poo-in-loos of the Elder Scrolls universe?