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One of the most charming and comfiest games you'll ever play. It's an Anglophile's wet dream in video game form.

solid action-rpg

Better than Sup Forums says. Worse than everybody else says. Disappointing ending. Obligatory frozen land DLC.

when does the action part happen?

during gamplay

Disappointment if you have played 2 or 3 already. Its ok, but dated. Nostalgia fags will rage at this.

I thought it was okey when it came out, the charm wear off 2 hours into it but it was still a fun game.
Fable games tend to break real hard once your character reaches a level which is usually really early into it.

good game despite all the broken promisses

That just comes with every fable title user. Doubt we will get one soon with how that Journey shit did and 3...

*toot toot tooot*
theres a new quest card at the guild

disappointment and annoying escort quests

an incredibly easy to break game. also getting a divorce is more evil than killing your spouse.

At least Peter Molyneux finally found the place where he belongs: mobile games

Try to get your combat multiplier even higher

Evil landlord simulator

Yup.

A game of moral absolutes that really didn't teach a 10 year old much more than that if you want a woman, give her gifts until she loves you; buy low, sell high; power corrupts, and absolute corruption turns you into the cool bad guy; if your health is low, you should have potions, or food; if you fail to kill someone they'll send bandits after you; religious freaks on both sides are nutjobs, but at least the evil ones have fun with it; eating tofu is good, eating baby chicks is evil.

I hate the way the checkpoint saves work. I got to a part where you have to rescue a dude trapped by a nymph in a cave, and the nymph took fucking ages to kill, then the game crashed, and the checkpoint save had me like two fucking hours back, before I had even accepted the goddamn quest. If you're going to have a fucking bossfight, there's absolutely no reason to not put a checkpoint right before.

3 is pure trash, you can spam muh nostalgiafags all day but it won't change that

For some OHLRAITE HIRROH
For some CHIKEN CHAISSA
For some YUR ELF IS LOW, DO YU HAVE ANY POTIONS OR FOOD?
For some YU HAVE RECEIVED A NEW QUEST CARD
For some YOU NEED TO RAISE YUR MULTIPLAH EVEN AIYAR

>what am I in for?
A sweet ass time.
>Remember greatswords ftw
>You can build morailty points by flashing trophies.
>Traders and barders in different areas hold different things.
>Selling fruit and buying it back from traders and a supreme way to make easy money.
>Magic. Upgrade lighting for chain lighting decapitations.
>Breaking into a house and killing the residents makes it easy to buy property.
>Range upgrade multi arrows shot for major damage.
>Getting all silver keys unlocks master Armour at the end.
>Dodge roll wins everything.
>Joining the evil guild and sacrificing people gives you ultimate bow. But getting them to there is another problem.
>You don't have to marry who they want you to marry. You can marry anyone.
>Augmentations go for the damage ones not anything elemental.
>Do the whore house in the swamp fully to get pimp hat and brothel.
>Dig everything with spade always.
>You can go back to side quests but check main guild because they are updated after ever main quest.
>Do ALL FIGHT CLUBS.
>Escort missions aren't bad but clear the way ahead always.
>Sneaking into bandit camp is a bitch but optional.
>Go nuts on morailty. High good means glowing halo.
>High evil means devil horns.
>Do all talking walls.
>What you eat affects not only morailty but visible weight as well.
>Scars are well if you fuck up.
>Bows over crossbows anyday.
There is ALOT more but these are what i learnt when I was playing it.

3 was, sadly, better than one is what I mean. 2 was the only good one, 1 and 3 are trash.

>1 and 3 are trash.
Cunt. 1 is what defined it the most.

Raising your fame by showing off trophy was genuinely fun and rewarding. Did they implement it in sequels? I thought about buying 2

Objectively wrong. Why do you consider 1 trash?

Yeah. They added more things to do with interactions in Fable2. You can morailty whore playing a guitar to a women for easy levels and such.

How do you even live with the taste this shit?

one of the most free class games ever. you can build your own class. my fav is warlock. use fireball, summon, dark wizard robes, and life ddrain

>Look mom! I'm a warlock rawr!

Fag.

another fav is the paladin. Heal, avos tear, light paladin armor, halo :)

another i like is rogue with dark leather belt and high steal

another i like is the bright will user with lightning tatoos

another i like is the warrior. dark plate armor, bald head, sword of aeons, horns

>the nymph took fucking ages to kill,
What?

What's your build? You didn't try to lightning it, did you?

>Dodge roll
I don't think I ever used that. Was I missing out?

Yes. You missed out alot.

When do you use it? Against trolls, balvarines, what?

I distinctly remember using it for the trolls, stuff in the arena, those balverines, and for the fight club fights, it was essential for getting that combat multiplier even higher without getting hit.

I was pure melee. The only spell I had was lightning. She moved too fast to hit with arrows, and she spent the entire time flying through the air, so I couldn't attack with a sword.

Continued.
>Do NOT KILL NPC HEROES first time around. It does affect quests and side quests not alot but difference is there.
>If you are bored and hardcore evil kill everyone and everything at the guild.
>Guards are fun because they go up in rank.
>1st Blue Guard. 2nd. Red Guard and then 3rd Black Guard these are based on uniform color for difficulty.
>Doing challenges and brags are fun. But think it through before you do them.
>For each new area you unlock. You unlock better titles. But good titles are at the arena.
>Sometimes go off track from MC. Check guild for side quests. or even back track through places. Shit changes alot.
>After main story. Lost Chapters opens up a whole world of new sweet asss stuff to go.
>Master weapons can easily be found in dense woods and arena. But also other stores sell master weapons and such too.
>Again go off track it is way more fun.
>Fishing mini game is fun as fuck.
>Look at all outcomes first. Wiki walk through will help. Unless you do it over 6 times. Then you already know.
>There maybe a carry limit but it's not bad at all very equal.
>Look around all towns n shit. Remember dig everything with spade always.
>I think grip right trigger to suck xp to you easily.
>Grinding for physical or other skills can be easily done by exploring everything and anything.
>Trolls/Giants re spawn always in the area you first meet them.
>Saving traders can be rewarding. Killing is good as well i guess.
>If you go nuts and fuck up an entire town relax. Go somewhere else explore that shit. Then come back and it will be okay.
>Breaking into peoples house or stores is good.
>Again training is easy as fuck massacre and do rounds on Guard in the heroes Guild. Aim for at least 25 silver keys and you will be alright.

weapon augmentations stack additively, silver giving an insane boost to wolverines and undead. Sharpness gives a 10% boost to all enemies while elemental gives a small bonus to few enemies only, making them useless. Also, Fable: Anniversary is an okay game. It features a hard mode and the game world looks 2x better.

why are you spoiling the entire fucking game you faggot

>Against Trolls
All the time for trolls
>Balvarines
Got to do it right when the try to jump on your shit.
Basically just use it to circle around all enemies so you can hit alot more of them. Like finding the new opening space in a crowded room.

>Sharpness
>Cutting
>Whatever the other damage augmentation is.
Should mainly got for just damage based. Like Sharpness and Cutting in a Greatsword just tears shit up.
>why are you spoiling the entire fucking game you faggot
If you want spoilers go to google dick head. These might someone. Or not. It's a good fucking game regardless.

Chasing chickens

Why bother when you can get the best weapon 10 hours into the game and buy it by jewing people out of their stocks?

Fable was easy enough that I managed to beat the whole game without using up a single resurrection phial or dying on my first playthrough, but fun enough that it felt great pretty much the whole time I was playing. It was great being able to easily switch your style of attack on the fly to take out groups of different type of enemies. physical shield also makes getting really high combat multipliers fairly trivial to accomplish while rewarding you for coming to the fight prepared with either skill or a heavy surplus of mana potions.

Only silver is somewhat useful but by the time you get to fight the undead you already have Solus

>Why bother when you can get the best weapon 10 hours into the game
>Solus Greatsword?
Or
>Bereaver?

I was that faggot that used a katana with fire and silver augments and a crossbow throughout most of the game. I felt like such a badass playing that as a kid.

Only one of those you can buy. Also, Bereaver doesn't look anime enough for me

>Find all pieces of assassins outfit.
>Super Good guy always hiding my face n shit.
>Take off Mask
>Spotless.
>Unlock Ice village.
>THEY HAVE A RED ASSASSINS OUTFIT!!?.
Man playing range was awesome as fuck.

>Doesn't look anime enough.
Got to admit tho the legendary weapons did look sick as fuck.

I swear, one more word and I'll download it

Fable might have been filled with broken promises, but it still managed to give me pretty much everything I wanted in a game at that age.

>tfw you will never have a woman still wanting your dick after you parade through town in your boxers and a chicken hat

Fun
Obsidian Greatsword is still my weaponfu
blocking is for bitches

Fable 2 as a standalone is a fun game but I feel it fails to carry over from the original
mostly due to the large time skip, lack of carried over plotlines such as Old Kingdom shenanigans, the Court, and the Guild being long gone
I literally bought an Xbox 360 soley to play Fable 2 and was kind of a disappointment after the initial high ran off
3 felt like a third of a game though

>not legions of men and women

>I swear, one more word and I'll download it
You can wear the endgame villains mask as a trophy. Also Kraken
>but it still managed to give me pretty much everything I wanted
Because they have options for literally everything an anything. And not in a stupid or giving too much shit at you way. The create a balance. Where you can literally go about anything and any way you choose. Yeah main npcs and such can't die unless it is part of that quest but the option is there when it is presented. Shame Microsoft didn't save Lionhead. But happy we got at least fable 1:LC and 2 at least.

Trees growing in real time.

Uh I recognize that watch. It's a Withings activité pop

>pure melee
Yeah, that would do it. Thing about Fable is that you can't do pure anything, with the possible, possible exception of Will, if you're smart and careful.

There was no homosex in the first Fable, except that one prostitute.

Fuck, reinstalling.
>tfw absolutely comfy memories of playing Fable back in the day
>tfw playing multiple times for multiple builds and combos

>Fable 2 as a standalone is a fun game but I feel it fails to carry over from the original
Yeah but with Fable2. They at least offered and different style or way to do things. Yeah there are good points and bad. But the good does outway the bad. Like jobs are quite fun but get easily repetitive. Weapons got changed but still had good uses. Armour was a weird one still I bet we all wonder why they took Armour out. And the whole feel was abit off. But it was good as well. Like the system of making easy money if you are super evil. Kill everyone. Buy their houses. Charge Max Rent. Build off easy income. And there is a glitch where if you get to property and such. If you changed your 360s time and date. The money would double up to maxim money. Due to it based on real world times for cycles of money and such.

You can marry any baldie in game and have sexy time

you could marry and bang dudes you putz

play the fucking game and find out

nah, bro. homosex was introduced in Fable 2
fable.wikia.com/wiki/Marriage

When you get to bowerham MAKE SURE you find the guy who is looking to offload his daughter to a suiter.
You do a few tasks for him and she is the best looking NPC in the game!
And be sure to level up berserk and use a greatsword, most op combo in game.

Lacking enemy variety.

By the end game there's so many skills at your disposal and only a small pool of enemies to use them on.

>exception of Will
Will on Fable1 was piss easy to master and get levels. Just upgrade Lightning to level5. Chain lightning guards in Heroes Guild. Ultimate Xp. Melee wasn't bad either. Just had to walk from the Heroes guild all the way to the farm. Or up in the hills past the town and keep circle dodging and melee anything your path. Range wasn't bad either but damage was never enough for one shot kill. But head shots were fun too.

pic is of a brothel you find in darkwood btw. Make sure to find it, theres some top shenanigans to be had

I feel you, but my break can't handle fable and gothic. I'll have to make a choice

Did you do the entire brothel in the swamp woods and fuck your way to the top?

>Fable Lost Chapters.
Don't speak just let that install slide in.

So am I supposed to agree or be even more contrarian by disagreeing with the contrarian? Not sure what gets me more cool points.

would you a Lady Grey?

Yes daddy

FUCK NO. The lower bowerstone dudes daughter is way fitter.

But who is the best Fable husbando?

the mushroom loving hippies obviously

I wouldn't an anyone in those graphics.

The gay guy that carries crates in oakvale desu

I like this guy

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>not picking the superior Lady Grey

? scorm's bow and multi shot is the most op thing in the game

>would you a Lady Grey?
Why bother when you can frame her and take her mansion in one big swoop.

Not even Lohn Lennon?

True true. But scorns bow is a bitch to get on escort alone.

only way to get into the demon door near her old home

what the fug
is this really how the hero looks at max str on Anniversary?
I remember him getting swole af instead of this thicc anorexic golem creature

>Memories of him screaming OH GOSH as the Hero of Oakvale ravaged his demon door

Not worth it man. The only reason to marry that cunt is so you can bully Whisper's brother

>Find all Greys body parts in fable 2.
>Take her to that guy in the graveyard.
>He setting it all up for her resurrection
>If you stay long enough or kill guy. She is automatically yours.
>Kill guy who wanted her sweet corpse puss from the beginning.
>She turns to me to say "I love You"
>Hardcore evil. Appearance instant horror.
>Greys runs away and wishes she stayed dead.
>All that work for nothing.

The weapon behind it is nothing special.

That shitty axe isn't worth it user, nothing's worth it

Do you mean when you use berserk and your character is fucking huge swinging a two handed sword like it is nothing?

>not wanting to fucking rawdog pure evil incarnate

>Beserk + Physical Shield + Slow Time
Heh, nothin' personnel Jack

this guy gets it